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Three Friggin Dogs, See How They Look, Pregnant With Breast Implants

(7.75/10) Tori Spelling is a dog.  She has two dogs.  She has implants.  She is in a bikini.  Her face is disgusting.  New meaning to the term, “but her face” or butta face, or pasta vaginal vagiol or pasta vazool face. Goobagool titties after

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Myleene, Is That A Little Pinga Hangin Out Ya Suit, YOU GOT NO KLass!

Myleena, how you conjure the weena to stand up straight as Pauly D and his DJ records, just like Vinny G and his penile implants, just like Mike The Sitch and his bogus abs, and like Ronnie’s roid rage. Fa realzies, I pulled down her panties and the bitch had a dick!!

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Jessica Simpson Has The Pregnant Glow & The Huge Pregnant Tits… I threw in some recent bikini pics too!!

Jessica Simpson has gotten to have some of the best pregnancy tits in the game right now.  I put them up there with Halle Berry and, well oh fuck I can’t remember right now.   Anyway, I also had some bikini pictures in my winter stash photos that I save throughout the summer when every bitch […]

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Alanis Morrisette Pregnant Pictures Of Her Baby Bump About To Burst!

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10) So here it Alanis Morissette gracing the pages of Critdick.com looking like a whale about to burst.  How many months pregnant is she?  From the looks of her I would say about 10.  I also am disappointed with the lack of Pregnancy Boobs.  I am really not familiar with Alanis Morrissette’s music, except […]

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Tiffani Amber Thiessen’s Big Belly Is Pregnant As Hell

Stank-O-Meter (7.75/10) Tiffani Amber Thiessen is pregnant as hell.  She is making a weird face like she has to take a massive shit, or has a annoying turtle head that she can’t squeeze out.  I thought women were supposed to look beautiful and have a “glow” when they are pregnant.  This isn’t a glow, it’s […]

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    Katy Pery Wardrobe Malfunction Throwbacks Include Pokies, Cameltoe, & Nip See Thru

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