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Courtney Stodden definitely got breast implants.  Bitch’s tits look like they are part of a, well, breast implant job.  What the hell?  Just admit it, your body is still hot as any other fucking 18 year old skank ho. ! ! ! (more…)

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Kendall Jenner is getting coached on how to leak photos and constantly keep your name all over the internet.  Stripper pole pics for bitches under 18 years old is something that will keep you googled and ogled. (more…)

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Zahia Dehar tried ot be Marilyn Monroe.  It didn’t work.  So did Lindsay, no, but she was closer.  Now all these skanks are doing this shit.  It must be trying to reenact a professional whore.  Must be a thrill. HER BIKINI PICS ARE UNBELIEVABLE THOUGH! (more…)

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I made sure other people and sites put up pics of her before I went and posted them myself.  I don’t want to be held liable for some kind of Perez Hilton Miley Cyrus incident.  Kylie Jenner Kim Kardashian’s youngest half sister seriously looks all grown up.  I am not going to say much because I don’t want to sound like a humongous pervert, but I think that this outfit is way too provocative for a 13 year old girl.  Writing about the older of the Jenner sisters’ Kendall isn’t as bad, at least she can drive while accompanied by an adult.   They need to put some clothes on her and not let her frolock around looking like this.  Check out these pics if you are a perv with duct tape, rope and chloroform in the back of your tinted out van after (more…)

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This bitch used to be jailtime.  Zahia Dehar used to be used, abused, splooged and fused with electrofusion that shows you that I have no idea about anything scientific.  Electrofusion is when I jerk off with my finger in the electric socket.  It gives you the best nut when you are about to overload on electricity. KIDS DON’T TRY THAT AT HOME!.  Check out this hooker who got paid for sex by a bunch of Olympian soccer players and really showed them a good time with those nice huge tits and dynamite ass after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

I said it before, and I’ll say it again, Dakota Fanning needs some TANNING!  Seriously, she may be the whitest actress in Hollywood.  She may even be whiter that Milky from Me, Myself & Irene. I don’t know why she doesn’t go in the sun, maybe it’s because she is playing a Vampire in the rest of the shitty Twilight movies.  Anyway, my pledge to Dakota is go out in the sun and lay out with some baby oil on so you’ll look like a tomato instead of a potato.  Check out Dakota Fanning’s  jailbait yoga outfit pics after (more…)

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Taylor Momsen is really getting weird.  I mean look at those two dudes behind her.  Who the hell are they and why are they so weird?  I guess laying with your legs spread eagle on a table for a bunch of guys with make up on is anything a normal 16 year old would do.  Ask Miley Cyrus… I am sure she has done worse.  Taylor Momsen is really quite popular.  I guess smoking and constantly wearing ripped stockings and garter belts works for public appeal.  Check out the rest of Taylor Momsen’s sexy photos with her long legs spread, an upskirt and some other doggystyle poses after (more…)

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Alicia Douvall shows her daughter what it is all about!  The TITS!  If you don’t know Alicia, like most of the world doesn’t,  I can tell you that she was on some shitty show called Love Island. From the sound of it, you probably just have to be a hot slut to get on it.

I don’t know her daughter’s name, or how old she it, but she is probably jailbait.  Her mom is definitely showing her the ropes, on how to make provocative poses when the papa razzi are around.  Good job, and great mothering you pig.  Check out the rest of Alicia Douvall and her daughter’s bikini pictures in some skimpy swimsuits with nice ass pics and some serious cleavage photos after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (5.5/10)

Ali Lohan looks about 25 years old now.  I don’t understand.  She went to go and visit Lindsay, and her skank hole mother probably told her to wear a shirt that was revealing so she could make a dollar off her underage daughter’s possible breast implants.  Maybe it’s just a push up bra, but it seems like Lindsay Lohan’s mother is wanting Ali to follow right in her big sister’s footsteps.  I am not sure if Ali got a boob job, nor am I sure Lindsay got one at such a young age.  Speaking of underage boob jobs, Taylor Momsen’s name comes into mind too.  Ali’s didn’t look so big when her & Linds were kickboxing, so who knows?  I’m baffled.  Check out some more jailbait underage pictures of Ali Lohan’s possible breast implants and inappropriate cleavage outfit after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

First off, let me say the poop piles aren’t insulting Kendall, they are insulting the Lardassians as a whole family.  Do they not have enough money that they have to pimp out their 14 yr old daughter in these racy bikini photos?  Granted, she is a very pretty girl, but she has her whole life to be a sex symbol and they should just let her enjoy being a kid. I wonder how much cash they got for this shit?  Check out the rest of Kendall Jenner the Kardashian’s little sister racy and way too provocative 14 yr old bikini photos after (more…)