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Tila Tequila is actually looking hot.  I think that her body is really tight and that her being nude, doing porn, and shit like that is what she was made for.  We need a real sex tape with penetration. Until that happens, we’ll have to settle for her wonky partial nip slip. (more…)

(6.5/10)

Tila Tequila has some white powder, or maybe it’s salt from A Tequila Margarita, or maybe Lindsay Lohan was at the party.  You decide..after (more…)

(5.5/10)
Tila Tequila is wearing a see through shirt, along with a shitload of make-up and fake contacts to make her eyes look like Snooki along with no bra and having her tits out for all to see.  The fakeness of this whore is so redonk.  She has fake everything.  Sad thing is that when she was natural she was actually hotter.  Anyway, Check out Tila Tequila braless with nipple pokes from her huge implants after (more…)

(4.5/10)

Tila Tequila, attention whore that she is, strips off her shirt on the Howard Stern show and proceeds to ride the sybian until her vietnamese vagina squirts all over Arty Lange’s fat gut.  Ok first off let’s get something straight, is Tila Vietnamese?  Don’t know, don’t care.  Does her pussy squirt?  Probably shoots out McDonald’s filet-o-fishes.  Is Arty Lange fat?  yes.. End of story,  Check out Tila Tequila being a whore, topless riding the dick, sybian making her cum all over the Howard Stern after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Tila TaSkankyWhoreBag-La, or Tequila is at it again.  Munching rugs, licking carpet, sucking tits, blowing, lesbian antics, crotch crickets…and that’s about all the terms that I can think of.  I am so over her, is she really still around.  I liked when her face was bleeding and people threw rocks at her when she tried to sing.  Then she got naked and they applauded!  Gotta love America. Check out these dirty sex tape stills that show everything from fingering herself, eating out the other girl, getting eaten out, and some weird vagina eyeball thing staring at me after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.5/10)

Lord of the fleas, skank of skanks, Tila Tequila has another sex tape coming out.  Check out the photo above after she was singing topless somewhere and people proceded to throw tomatoes, eggs, BRICKS, um yes, bricks and rocks and shit which caused her to bleed, but she still stayed on the stage singing.  I don’t ever think I heard one of her songs, but regardless Tila’s new sex tape is probably going to be shit.  Check out this video of her masturbating!

I almost feel bad for her, (giggle), but I don’t.  She is famous for being on Myspace, and that’s about it.  She should not have gotten implants either. I found some pre-implant pics of Tila and personally I liked her tits better natural.  Check out the photos of Tila Tequila topless singing and some of her nude with blood dripping down her face from being pelted with rocks after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Tila Tequila might as well not put on any clothes.  Seriously, what the hell is her deal?  I guess she isn’t getting enough attention since she faked being pregnant.  Then she had that whole episode where she was walking around the super market in her thong with basically no dress on it was so see through. Now it seems every time she goes out, there is some kind of wardrobe malfunction.

If if isn’t her tits and nipples popping out, it’s her underwear or panties.  If it isn’t that it’s a totally see through outfit showing her thong and she is constantly bending over.  I really don’t think her face is that great, and her body is nice, well the lower half.  She has nice legs and a nice ass, but she kind of looks like an alien.  She used to do a lot of web cam porn, check out some more pictures of her being a total filthy whore slutbag with her ass almost naked in see thru lingerie, and some screen caps of her playing with herself, and a few more upskirt and nip slips after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4/5)

I’ve got to say, I am not surprised to see Tila Tequila dressed like this in the supermarket.  As advertised, Tila’s ass is on sale for $3.99.  Seriously, how much of an attention whore can one person be?  I think that this is definitely a desperation cry to get your ugly alien looking face back in the spotlight.  But what kind of spotlight is this?   Tila Tequila has really hit bottom here.  She totally faked that she was pregnant and did all this shit and put on this whore outfit just to get attention.  I wouldn’t be surprised if she paid someone or simply just blew some random stock boy in the supermarket to take these pics.  Example:

This is about as pregnant as Tila Ta Skeeza is going to get.  She is having a friggin watermelon.  If these pics weren’t staged, then what the hell is this shit all about.  I do have to say that Tila’s ass does look good here, but she has such alien head that I can’t stand to look at her face.  Bent over and in the title pic, she looks great.. but that face has got to go.  Please Tila, if you are pregnant, pay for some fetal plastic surgery so the baby doesn’t come out and get taken away for research as the next coming of ALF.  She probably would love to have an alien child so she would have a reason to be in the spotlight.  Here that aliens, if you want to bang an earthling, look for a slutty tramp food shopping in a see through dress with a thong picking up sausages off the floor and grabbing melons.  Check out some more of Tila Tequila shopping in a see thru dress wearing a thong, bending over, big cleavage, and ugly alien face after (more…)

The queen of Myspace and herpes is coing out with a sex tape now.  She said that it is a fake, and why would someone wait for so long to put it out?  Well the reason is that your shitty 6 months of fame have been over for almost two years.  So Tila Taqueefla probably went and leaked the tape herself, and leaked her disgusting Won Ton Vagina Cream Sauce all over the supposed “stolen computer” from 1997, where she claims the tape originated.  Why, if the tape is fake, would she claim it was from her stolen computer???  Truth be told she is running out of money and needs the publicity and probably went out and picked up the first piece of man meat that bought her a drink and paid him to screw her while Lindsay Lohan’s father filmed it for a couple bucks and a signed photo of her fortune nookie.

(4/5)