Stank-O-Meter (4.5/5)

I haven’t broke out the Stank-O-Meter too often recently, but this is well deserving of some poo piles.  4 1/2 to be exact.   This girl Devon James is Tiger Woods latest mistress.   Mistress is a term used lightly here.  This chick is a hooker.   Over the course of 2 years, Tiger reportedly paid $2000 per girl per threesome with this ho.  The other girl is a mystery right now.  I don’t see how they can call this an “affair”.  It was simply a recurrence with a prostitute.  I guess whenever Tiger went to Sarasota (Devon’s home town) they got it on for a pretty penny.    Devon’s bio can be found on her Hooker Website .  She is really descriptive, she is 5’4 with 34D-26-34 measurements and a size 7 1/2 shoe!  I guess shoe size is pertinent when ordering a hooker providing you want her to wear some high heels and take them off and stick them up your wazoo.   Devon explains on her page that she does boy/girl, solo anal toys, oral, facial, swallows, and threesomes.  Although the box that say interracial is not marked.  Maybe she made Tiger pay more because he isn’t white?  Well he is partially,  Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Chinese.   If that isn’t Interacial then what the hell is.   Update your details Devon.    All I can say is  Devon Lee is truly a huge pig and a disgusting skank and just when you think Tiger couldn’t sink any lower he sinks his penis-putter into her used and abused holes.  DOUBLE BOGEY! Check out some real classy nude pictures of Devon and some of her in action blowing a guy and fingering her own ass  and a video of her banging after (more…)

Tiger Woods looking down at a missed shot.  Apparently, he didn’t miss when he shot his load into porn star Joslyn James.  He shot a nice swimmer right up in her dirty porn star hole twice.  Tiger Woods is really getting dragged through the shitter.  I guess being that famous and rich, it is hard to resist banging dirty slut bags like Joslyn James and Holly Sampson.  What shocks me is how gross most of these chicks are. You would think being Tiger Woods would allow you to get some classier girls.  The girls he slept with make Elliot Spitzer’s hooker Ashley Dupre look like a virgin!  In addition,  who fucks a porn star without a condom?….TWICE!   If she only got pregnant once, you could say “ok well the condom broke”.  But twice  ( it was probably a lot more times) , he is really just asking for trouble.   Tiger was obviously rawdoggin this cheap slutty washed up porn star who looked like a battered school mom on TV the other night in her tell all interview with Inside Edition. He should have stuck it in her ass.  She’s a porn star, I am sure she would have welcomed it with open anus.  Then he wouldn’t have had to worry about pulling out or having this skanky trashbag poop out a Tiger Jr.  Tiger, you don’t fail to continue to disappoint everyone.  Here are some pics of Tiger’s skank trashbag whore pornstar aborted baby momma.

(5/5)

It looks as if Tiger Woods may have been pulling George Clooney’s salt and pepper pubes out of his mouth every time he put his lips on one of the biggest skanks of the year,  Jaimee Grubbs.  First off Jamie, who the f spells “Jamie” like that.   Clooney was supposedly with her a long time before Tiger sank his ball in her hole.  Jamie told one of her skank hooker friends that  she had the most amazing sex with Clooney.   I believe it.  Clooney probably stared at himself in the mirror while they were doing it, conceited bastard. ( yep, I’m jealous)   I don’t think it was worth it for Tiger especially.  Clooney probably just did her up because it was a nice young piece for him at the time.  This bitch is really no prize for anyone.  Here are some of her skanky pictures of her just looking like any other mediocre waitress turned reality show whore.  I hate to say it but Tiger should have left this skeezer and  went home before he was “just a tool”.

(2.5/5)

I had to post this video because the shit is hilarious.  I hope this parody continues for a while and Kenan Thompson can keep doing it without cracking himself up as he always does.  Blake Lively portrayed his wife really well also.  Some people are saying that the skit is in poor taste, but you know what, Fuck them! If you don’t like it don’t watch it. Some stupid ho Rita Smith, whose husband probably used to beat her, is executive director of The National Coalition Against Domestic Violence she was “horrified” that SNL “made such a mockery of abuse.”  Well Rita, calm down, go have a Margarita and after you’re done with that a nice glass of shut the hell up.  Here are some Blake Lively pics from her new movie The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, where she gets spanked by Alan Arkin. Aside from that scene, looks like a sleeper to me.

Here’s a picture of Rachel Uchitel on the beach.  She looks really upset frolicking  in her slutty  white bikini.  She could give a shit if she ruins Tiger’s marriage.  What I would have done differently is really get the blackmail going before I came out.  I would have asked for a ridiculous amount of money first before going public.  But I guess she has all the ammunition to take him down and embarrass him with all the text messages and phone records, etc. Now these Tiger Woods Ho’s are coming out of the “Woodswork”.  It looks like they are all giving  Tiger a swift kick in his Wood and his bank account will be the one that suffers most.  Tiger’s 500 million may dwindle down to 400 once this is all said and done, then after the divorce that will probably drop him to 300 mil. He may not be able to live off that and since he will probably lose most of his big sponsors, I plan to see Tiger in the next Proactiv Commercial.