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Kelly Brook went blond.  She also went on the beach and showed off her awesome body with huge tits and a weird English UK style thong bikini.  Personally, I hate those kind of thongs. They do nothing for anyone‘s ass.  They suck.  Blow me too, blow me shit thong.  I hope she pooed in it in the ocean.  (more…)

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Rihanna shows how hot her friggin ass is again.  Now she is snorkeling and sporting a tight blue bikini bottom that shows just how fuckin hot her butt cheeks are.  She is really becoming my favorite person to write about.  (more…)

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Rihanna should write a song that goes “hell yeah, that’s right, you know my ass look good, hell yeah, that’s right you know my ass look good“  Then sit there is this bikini and be like, what?  That’s what I would do if I had that booty.  Even if that ass belonged to me, I think I would walk around with her pointing at it singing the fuckin song.  Worp up doc, I’m the ultimate! (more…)

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Arianny Celeste & Chandella Powell looks like they are about to throw down the gloves, dyke out and eat out eachother’s sweaty asshole.  I think that may be in the outtakes of this Paparazzo shoot.  (more…)

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Vanessa Hudgens waves and blows everyone, and blows kisses while her see thru top almost shimmies off of her dirty sexy low cut dress.  I like these pics.  Vanessa looks perfect here.  Fuckin enjoy! (more…)

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Victoria Silvstedt strips down to her tiny bikini, bends over and shows a hot ass shot.  Really, her body is still amazing and will continue to be this way for quite some time.  What a piece of ass. (more…)

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Shakira’s ass looks so hot that I had to post this shit at 10 pm at night, even though I have been at my shitty job since 8 am and woke up around 530.  Shit blows  I need more of an audience so that I can quit my dayjob and just do this shit full tme and get paid off my filthy ads.  Send this site to your friends, click on my dirty links, do it so I can do this full time and put up 15 more articles each day.  (more…)

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Name the slut butt shows the Jessica Alba pose made famous, by, well, um, Jessica Alba and all her reverse cameltoe’d hot assed goodness.  This bitch wears bikinis constantly, and so does her friend Claudia…if that’s not her name, tell me to fuck off because I don’t give a frog’s fat ass about bitches names, them shitz is irrelevant at dis point mahfugga (more…)

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Maria Menounos is looking mad hot in her bikini at the beach on Christmas.  This bitch slipped out her cunt folds, but even without that pussy slipping out and saying hello, she is still hot in this bikini son.. NAH MEAN>? (more…)

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-This hot Latina amateur teen with huge tits and a nice ass gets all kinds of dressed up and shows us how hot her huge titties are and how fat her ass is.  I like this bitch,.  Check her out after. THIS BITCH GOOD SHE DON’T REALLY NEED A MASCOT…I’M SO FUCKIN TIRED I CAN’T WRITE NOMO. (more…)