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Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 

Rachel Bilson just made her second appearance on Critdick.com.  One of Rachel’s vagina lips also made it first appearance for all the world to see as well.  She is super cute, and looks like the all American good girl.  Whether she is or not, I really don’t know.  She is famous for being on The O.C. which I have never watched, and never plan too.  I think that Rachel should seriously consider getting some nice Kate Hudson like implants, not too big, but just right size.  Well, maybe a little bigger.  She would look great with some Jennifer Love Hugetits sized breasts too.  Check out the rest of Rachel Bilson’s hot bikini pictures in 3 different swimsuits, showing her nice ass almost in a thong, a nice wedgie pic, some vagina slip photos, and a couple cameltoe pics after (more…)

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Jude Law Shirtless & Sienna Miller In Her Bikini On The Beach!

Sep 1, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Couples

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Rating: ★★★★½☆☆☆☆☆ 

Here are some photos of Sienna Miller and Jude law living the life on the beach.  I am really surprised that they are still together.  I think that Sienna must really be a good bang, because she did have that huge affair with Balthazar Getty, and he has enough money to buy the best ass around.

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Sienna may not have the best ass, but it is a pretty nice one.  She seems like a real party animal too.  Jude Law must like the bad girls.  Check out some more pictures of Sienna Miller’s bent over ass in a thong , two other swimsuits, and a couple shirtless photos of Jude Law for the ladies after (more…)

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Rating: ★★★★★★★¾☆☆ 

Britney Spears is looking better than ever in her nice blue bikini.  Britney’s nipples always seem to be hard nowadays, sometimes even through her bra, you can see those things poking out from a mile away.  Britney also has what I like to call “Knee Nipples”.  Knee nipples are nipples that are on oddly shaped tits and point downwards towards a bitch’s  knees.

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Britney’s ass is looking extra plump in this nice bikini butt close up photo.  I think that she is getting back into shape though and looking much better than she has in the last couple months.  Aside from those knee nipples, Britney almost resembles a young still developing high school-ish Pamela Anderson. Check out the rest of the 2010 hot Britney Spears bikini pictures with nice see through nipples and hot ass close ups after (more…)

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Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Here are some better high resolution of Ashley Greene looking hot and sexy in a blue bikini.  I knew there were more pictures, just had to wait until someone threw them to me.  These pictures are so clear, when you ZOOM IN, you may actually feel like you are inside ASHLEY GREENE”S vagina!
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I actually think that some people have tried to go inside Ashley Greene’s love box, but all have failed except Brock Kelly.  Brock kind of looks like a douchebag, so I am not sure what the attraction is.  He has never made a decent movie in his life, so I assume he has a huge dick or spends most of his time tongue raping her fart locker.  Be as it may, Ashley Greene still looks good to me, so check out the rest of her bikini pics including ass close-ups , partial thong, tons of cameltoe photos, and some other of her smoking body after (more…)

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Ashley Greene’s Hot Ass In A Blue Bikini

Aug 10, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Bathing Suit / Bikinis, Hotness

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Rating: ★★★★★★★¾☆☆ 

Ashley Greene is looking hot as hell in this nice blue bikini at some pool party bum fluffery in Vegas.  Actually, one of my  friends, well ok I lied, (a person I knew from high school and we are” Facebook friends”) works there and that bastard gets to rub elbows with all these ho’s including the biggest ass on the all Kim Lardassian.

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Ashley Greene’s ass is looking very nice.  I am surprised that she wasn’t considered for the lead in TwatLight.  I think that it would have been much better seeing her being pursued by the oh so dreamy Edward Cullen, than the white trashiest of the trash, Kristen Stewart.  After seeing Ashley Greene nude, these pictures seem like they suck, but they are better than nothing.  Check out the rest of Ashley Greene’s hot sexy ass in a nice skimpy blue bikini almost thonged after (more…)

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Amber Heard Is Totally Topless & Nude In “The Joneses”

Aug 5, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Dirty Sexy, Movies

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Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

I didn’t see this movie, The Joneses, but Amber Heard being fully topless and naked in it is definitely a good reason to check it out.  I don’t even remember seeing previews for this movie, but as of right now there is no DVD release date.  I am sure that it will be on HBO or something soon enough.  Amber Heard gets naked in almost all of her films, at least the rated “R” ones.  I have no objections to that.  I think she is very sexy and should keep getting nude in as many movies as she can.  Good job Amber.  Check out some topless nude screen caps of Amber Heard in The Joneses plus some nice ass pics in slutty lingerie after (more…)

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Michelle Hunziker Sandy Thong Ass Bikini Pics

Jul 30, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Bathing Suit / Bikinis, Dirty Sexy

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Rating: ★★★★★★¾☆☆☆ 

Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures are back… and by back I mean, Baby Got Back, and front, and some side action .  I don’t think Michelle owns a bathing suit that isn’t a thong.   I wrote a previous post about her, and she had a variety of thongs and some topless pics on the beach also.

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With a nice flexible body like that, I didn’t feel the need to put any pics of her face on the front page of the article.  I think that Michelle should just stay in her bikini 24 7 because other than wearing a bikini, she is pretty irrelevant.  Check out some more Michelle Hunziker bikini photos showing  off her nice ass in a thong and some legs in the air cameltoe pics after (more…)

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Jenna Dewan Is Baby Got Back In Her Thong

Jul 30, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Bathing Suit / Bikinis, Dirty Sexy

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Rating: ★★★★★½☆☆☆☆ 

Jenna Dewan is back in her thong.  She really does have a nice ass, but we never get any good pics of the rest of her body.  It’s always ass, ass, and more ass.

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The summer is great though. I think that I have looked at more bikini photos this year than ever,  Everyone and their grandma, (Helen Mirren included) has been in swimsuits.  Jenna Dewan in a thong is just a huge boner, I mean bonus, I mean bone us. Check out some more Jenna Dewan in a skimpy thong swimsuit bending over with nice ass close ups after (more…)

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ashley tisdale vagina slip

Rating: ★★★★★★★¼☆☆ 

Ashley Tisdale has been looking much better lately.  I never paid any attention to her before, but once the summer comes, bitches that normally don’t look good put on skimpy thong swimsuits, and they become sexy.

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I am by no means an Ashley Tisdale fan, but her booty is looking good in this nice orange bikini.  She is 25 years old now, but seems to have the body of a hot 18 year old. Check out some more Ashley Tisdale orange thong bikini pictures, nice ass bending over pics  and once pretty close to a vag slip (more…)

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kardashian ass in swimsuit

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are back in their bikinis showing off the trademark Kardashian ass.  That thing is seriously redonkulous.  I don’t really know much else to say about these huge asses that the Kardashian girls possess.  Kourtney Kardashian has been on a diet since and getting her body back into shape, like it was here, pre-pregnancy.

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Of course I had to put Kim Kardashian’s fat ass pic right up on the front.  I wanted to get this up sooner, but I waited for high quality photos.   I messed around with the pic above and photo shopped what Kim’s nude ass would look like in that pose.  Check out the pic of Kim Kardashian’s nude ass, bikini ass, nice Kourtney cleavage pics and some others of them frolicking in the water after (more…)

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