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Here is Stephanie Pratt in a nice clinging blue bikini.  Her vagina looks extremely fat, almost like a juicy 1 lb burger or just some ground beef stuffed into a bikini bottom.  I guess being the sister in law to Heidi Montag makes your vagina fatter, or possibly maybe Heidi’s surgeon gave her some labia implants?   Still hands down the fattest cameltoe and pussy bulge belongs to Hayden Panettiere !  Hayden’s junk is like a two McDoubles! I never wrote an article about Stephanie before, and it’s because she is boring as hell and nobody really gives a shit about what she is doing.  Let’s wait and see if anyone wants to see some close ups of Stephanie’s big bad burger vagina and juicy ground beef cameltoe after (more…)

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Heidi Montag’s transformation into a mutant like Frankenstein bitch is now totally complete.  Not to mention, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT ON HER NOSE? Blow up a pic and see what I mean.   I could see having a couple of procedures if you really felt like shit about yourself.  Heidi was much prettier before she had all this shit done.

Look at Heidi Montag the way she used to look in a bikini.  I think that she looked really good right here.  Her tits and face looked so much better.  Now Heidi’s new ass is so fake, round, and  plastic looking, it kind of makes me want to yak.  I wonder what her friends from The Hills think.

I mean, look at that thing.  It looks like someone jammed two oversized apple pies into the side of her ass.  I can’t understand why she would do that to her ass too.  Tits are one thing, but now everyone thinks she looks hideous.  Check out the rest of Franken Heidi Montag’s new found plastic body bikini pictures after (more…)

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Last I heard, Kristin Cavallari was doing a lot of drugs.  She looks pretty good still.  I guess that her “meth face” hasn’t begun to kick in yet.  Here is Kristin in a skimpy yellow bikini posing her hot ass off for the papa razzi.  It must be nice to be on a shitty show and have people still want to take your picture.  The Hills really sucks.  I watched about 10 minutes of one episode, and that was enough for me.  I just wanted to see Heidi Montag’s nasty plastic surgery in fluid motion.  Check out some more pics of Kristin Cavallari in her skimpy yellow bikini with nice cleavage and cameltoe close ups after (more…)

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Here are some pictures of The Hill’s Kristin Cavallari parading her ass around in a bikini.  That see through bikini top leaves little to the imagination, and the bikini bottoms show off her best “ass”et.  Kristin has been in a  lot of shitty movies.  The Hills sucks a big fat one, which I think that any show starring Heidi Montag would.  Everyone talks about Heidi and her 17 plastic surgeries and how big her tits are.  She is disgusting and she reminds me of Chyna the woman wrestler from the WWE.  At least Kristin is natural.  Check out some other bikini candid photos of Kristin Cavallari’s hot ass, see thru bikini and a crappy topless picture from her Myspace after (more…)