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Courtney Stodden is the fuck of the century.  I don’t believe she is 17.  There is no way a judge would convict anyone for fucking her.  Look at her, she is definitely 26 and ready to take up a porn career and swallow more seed that a dirt field in the middle of a would be corn field in Iowa.  Courtney Stodden, no make up, slut body, slut ass, slut tits, fake tits, big tits, nice tits, (more…)

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The guys from the Big Bang Threory would have a field day with this chick.  Apparently, she loves being naked, brushing her teeth, and sticking the controller onto her naked body.  She also likes taking self shot nude pics in the bathroom while a roll of tp and an extra one is visible.  She must dump off something fierce.  (more…)

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Critdick’s hot amateurs is back again.  This time with a huge titted, innocent looking teen who is a big naturally boobed goddess that bares her breasts for your enjoyment.  These jugs are nice, I like them.  You will too.  Check them out after (more…)

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Critdick’s viewers seem to be loving this amateur shit I have been posting.  It’s no where near MIley Cyrus or Selena Gomez’s views, but the views have been up there.  I like to try to find a bunch of pics of the amateur clothed, then undressing, then doing bad shit like shoving a cucumber up her ass.  Those are hard to come by, but sometimes the bitches are too hot that I don’t post them, so they form  a nice spank bank all together.  Check ouut this edition of Critdick’s hot young amateurs after (more…)

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Alexa Vega shows why it is great to have nice big young big perky big but not huge teenage breasts.  Did I say her tits were big?  Well, they are, for her body.  Alexa, face not bad, nice ass tits, face not bad, almost nips, face not bad, rub your clit, face not bad, suck a dick.  Check out Alexa Vegas’s near nip slip with no bra in a low cut dress after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (5.5/10)

Ali Lohan looks about 25 years old now.  I don’t understand.  She went to go and visit Lindsay, and her skank hole mother probably told her to wear a shirt that was revealing so she could make a dollar off her underage daughter’s possible breast implants.  Maybe it’s just a push up bra, but it seems like Lindsay Lohan’s mother is wanting Ali to follow right in her big sister’s footsteps.  I am not sure if Ali got a boob job, nor am I sure Lindsay got one at such a young age.  Speaking of underage boob jobs, Taylor Momsen’s name comes into mind too.  Ali’s didn’t look so big when her & Linds were kickboxing, so who knows?  I’m baffled.  Check out some more jailbait underage pictures of Ali Lohan’s possible breast implants and inappropriate cleavage outfit after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Kendra Wilkinson should seriously get the award for worst new mother of the decade.  What kind of fucking dirtbag whore puts out their own sex tape right after they have had a child?  Almost all of the celebrity sex tapes that come out and from women (who still are whores)  but at least don’t have kids, never mind a new born.  The poor little kid is going to grow up, go to school, and by the time he is in third grade, all his classmates will be watching his filthy pig mother sucking dick and riding cock on their cel phones or Ipad 2025′s.  By no means, am I a person who doesn’t condone porn, but for me,  isn’t her crappy show enough?  Didn’t she get enough Viagra money from Hugh Hefner?  The tape looks like it probably sucks anyway.  Ugh, check out 18 year old skank Kendra Wilkinson (milkin some ) guys pecker for the payoff, a couple nude pics of her masturbating,. some of her riding a dude reverse cowgirl and regular cowgirl and a couple other pics of her skanky not fit to be a mother ass after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.25/10)

So this is what a 16 year old French prostitute looks like?  Don’t worry pervs, in some of these pics she is a teen but 18.    Zahia Dehar was the personal F toy for most of the French World Cup Soccer team.  Sources say that they paid her $3000  / whatever the hell the French money is,  Francs/Euros, per night to bang their brains out. Check out a video of her on French MTV here being a slutbag.  French MTV sucks just as bad as ours.

The guilty filthy Frenchmen’s names are as follows Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema, and Sidney Govou. They could possibly be banned from their “cup” for getting into her dirty underage muff.  These filthy pervs could pass it off as they didn’t know how old she is….BUT, and that’s a big BUTT, like her big fake tits.  Like I said, she is 18 in these photos, so you can look without feeling creepy.  The “but” is that one of the jerkoffs above actually went and celebrated her 18th birthday with her, and he was clearly paying her for sex before.  Prostitution is totally legal in France, but it’s her age that is the problem.  Check out some pics  Zahia Dehar and her big fake dirty hooker / prostitution tits, almost jailbait ass, almost naked after (more…)