(8.5/10)

Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom dirty pigs of the universe got breast implants, but even more surprisingly, she posed fully nude before and after so people could leak pics of her pussy and tits naked before and after the surgery.

Supposedly these pics were from the doctors office, but look at the nudes.  Looks like someone’s fucking house.  What a stupid dirty stretched out twat skeezy ho.  (more…)

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has the ultimate teen body of perfection.  She must be 20 by now, but her body with those juicy implants is kickin like Van Damme and also kickin like your girls breath after suckin my dick when it smells like hot Italian hero sandwich that’s  been undr the seat of a Volkswagen Jetta for two days in the August heat.  b.lowpig (more…)

(7.5/10)

Oink oink white trash, she is a fucking pig and she makes me sick, that is why I beheaded her to just show her nice fake tits.  Check out her whorish bikini pictures with Landry from Friday Night Lights after (more…)

(6.5/10)

Farrah Abraham dirty teen hole has been violated.  Her pussy lips are not even looking full in this skimpy bikini bottom.  You can see them hanging.  19 years old or so and your pussy is finished.  Farrah’s Teen Mom  pussy \looks like it fought Mike Tyson, it looks like it was used as a backdrop at a batting cage or one of those drop down arcade punching bags that measure how hard you can jerk off.Jerk me off with your clicking on (more…)

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Wow, these teen mom whores make me wish I was in high school again.  This bitch Leah Messer is such a skank whore, but her body is in definite need of getting banged by the right dickpiece.  Teens that have a kid body’s get much better afterwards, their tits get bigger and they lose the weight to make their shit look better than ever before.  Teen Mom Leah could get it, HARD, check out her sexy body including her sexy vagina see through cameltoe and hot tits in a slutty bikini after (more…)

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Teen Mom Maci Bookout has an awesome name.  It even looks better with the words “Slam Pig” before it.  I love that term.  Not to be confused with the term that Snooki made famous, Ditch Pig!  Anyway, supposedly this biatch had twins, and then she lost all this weight and really turned herself into a nice tight piece of ass.  Maci Bookout, how old are you ?  You already have twins.  Now go sell your body and expose yourself to support them.  Do it, do it.  It’s a healthy choice, like a shitty tv dinner.  Check out Maci Bookout’s hot ass body with fake tits in a hot bikini after (more…)

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Teen Mom’s are all getting fake tits.  Teen Mom’s really have banked on that god awful show.  I mean, that basically promotes teen pregnancy which is a horrible thing.  Some of these bitches are really pigs.  People talk bad about the cast of Jersey Shore,  these bitches steal the show when it comes to being skanky and whorish women who are DTF and DTGPJTBOTV (down to get pregnant just to be on tv)  Check out this bitches possibly jailbait Farrah Abraham’s hot body and big fake tit breast implants in a hot bikini after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

Oink Oink bitch.  Yuck.  What a skank.  I am going to keep this short and sweet like a sugar coated midget dick, this bitch is skanky.  She is a filthy piece of trash, and she is seriously one of the majority of reality stars that America has grown to love to hate.  What a trash bag, Cinch Sak, Force Flex, cheap generic twist tie garbage bag whoremonger that she is.  Anyway, her body looks kind of tight in a bikini and her ass is nice as well.  Check it out after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.5/10)

Here is skank ho of the year, Amber Portwood fully nude and naked.  She is hiding all her “good parts” if there are any, but I think that she is really the trashiest piece of garbage since, well since garbage was invented.  I can’t stand her skanky white trash face, I mean she is seriously more gross that Courtney Love on her worst day.  Check out her shitty leaked (probably by herself) nude pictures after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Teen mom is the worst show ever.  It is making teenage girls get pregnant so that they can be on TV.  Hence the STANK-O-Meter.  I really think that society is more fucked up than ever.  Between this 16 and Pregnant, Bridal Plasty, and this Teen Mom trash heap shows, it is really destroying teenage youth in our CUNTry.  But this bitch right here Farrah Abraham does have a smoking hot body,  and it’s fully rejuvenated after she pumped out her future drug addict car stealing junkie child.  Check out some nice pictures of the big fat BREAST IMPLANT the show bought her and her hot ass that she worked to get after pumping out a demon child after (more…)