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Here are some pictures of Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki Polizzi showing her naked ass in a series of upskirt photos . I think that Snooki has been letting it all hang out recently because she really doesn’t give a shit if people call her fat or not.  If you get a good look, she really has no cellulite or any nasty cottage cheese on her fat little butt.  She is only 4 foot 8, so her gaining 10 lbs is like a normal girl who is about 5 foot 4 gaining 40 lbs.  She has such a small body to spread the weight through, and there is no more room in her bra for her monster tits to get any bigger.  Check out the rest of Snooki’s naked butt pics and nude upskirts after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

Snooki took her fat ass bullriding wearing granny panties!  At least she did the world a favor, and actually wore panties.  I guess in between sucking dick shaped lolli pops, she had some time to make an asshole out of herself and make retarded faces riding a bull.

I think the picture above is the closest we are going to get to a Nicole Snooki Polizzi sex tape.  Lolli Cock, Lolli Cock, oh Lolli Lolli Cock!   And, what ever happened to all those Naked Snooki Photos?

A Twinkie or a package of Ho Ho’s must have fell out of Snooki’s pocket while she was riding the bull, because you can see her freaking out flashing her ass and panties looking for them.  Maybe they got stuck in her huge granny panties.  I know they don’t look like Granny Panties from the back, but if you look at her whole outfit, you can clearly make them out to be some form of bloomers, or half of a moo moo.  Check out the rest of Snooki’s bull riding pictures including her tits bouncing around like they are ready to be dribbled down a basketball court, and some other pictures of her making stupid faces along with about 4 upskirt pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Here are some older pictures of Snooki when she was about 30 lbs lighter and drinking a shitload of liquor, getting wasted with her friends.  I took her friends out of the pictures to save them the embarrassment of actually hanging out with her.

Here’s a picture of Snooki from the same night, getting trashed and giving the State Bird of New Jersey to whoever is taking the picture.  We know that Snooki got arrested for drunk and disorderly, so maybe this is a nothing new.  Check out some more pictures of Snooki when she was young and underage for drinking getting totally wasted plus a young bikini pic after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Here are some photos of the girls from Jersey Shore walking down the street in such tight shorts that their whole junk is practically see through.   Snooki’s fat cameltoe looks more like a moose knuckle! 

There’s always tons of pictures of the girl’s from Jersey Shore’s tits, but cameltoe photos are harder to come by.  Season 2 looks to be filled with more drama than ever before.  I wonder how it is going to be when season 3 starts and the Snook-A-Like  Deena Nicole Cortese comes into the show.

Even Deena Nicole has jumped on the short shorts fat cameltoe bandwagon!  That’s supposed to be all Snooki, all day long!  Maybe Snooki will get mad and get drunk and tell Deena that she is stealing the spotlight from her and give her about 10 doses of orange spray tan while she is sleeping and  make her look like a tangerine.  Check out some more pics of the Jersey Shore girls fat cameltoes walking down the street with their vajays talking to each other after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.25/10)

Snooki for looooovvvve in all the wrong places, no fine girls, just a fat chick in metal bracelets….  Poor Snooki, not only is she getting fatter and grosser by the minute, but now she is arrested.  I check the Monmouth County NJ website for an arrest mugshot, but they didn’t show anything.  I guess she got off easy and didn’t get processed because it was just a ticket for disorderly conduct or some shit.

There is a picture of Snooki’s good side getting taken away by the cops.  At least the people got a nice fat ass upskirt pic of Nicole Polizzi before she was taken to the pokey.  Snooki used to look really good when she was younger. Another tragic tale of two many Twinkies.  Check out the rest of Snooki’s fat ass upskirt pictures of her getting arreseted and looking dumpy and chubby like Porky Pig after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

So how would you like to see Snooki in her blue nightie ready to get it on in your bed? I think that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is lonely when she isn’t filming Jersey Shore, because she Tweets all these pics of her by herself half naked.  She does have a great rack, I can’t take that away from her.  She really is an attention whore, but other than that she is good for a couple laughs.  Get ready for Jersey Shore season 2 with more big boobs and drama!  Check out some more lonely Snooki pics of her and her big fat tits after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Snooki’s fat tits went on a diet.  A cookie diet.  She is even wearing The Cookie Monster’s color!      Snooki actually used to look really good. Check her out when she was at least 20 pounds lighter.\

If you take a look at some of my previous posts that contain her when Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was younger and skinny.   I don’t know what it is about Snooki that people love so much anymore.  She is kind of getting annoying.  At least she ditched her douchebag boyfriend Emilio.  He really needed to be on Tool Academy.  Check out some more of Snooki’s recent photos with her fat ass on display and her tits which continue to grow every day until they reach the size of J-Woww’s fake ones after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Snooki sucks the juice out of pickles like it is a dick of some hot guido bastard.  I don’t know what Snooki’s obsession of sucking pickles is, but sometimes it’s hot, and sometimes it’s not.  I think that Snooki really likes pickles because she can’t find an Italian dick that is as big as a Vlasic gherkin.  Be as it may, check out some more Snooki pics of her sucking off pickles, some of her looking fat in a bathing suit, and others of her without her famous “poof” hairdo after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

I think that Snooki just made me puke in my mouth.  False alarm, it was just a vurp from some Outback I ate before.   Actually, I think it was a little bit of both.  Snooki is getting fatter and fatter and fatter by the second.  What the F are they feeding the girls down there in Miami?  They must be eating too much gelato at that friggin place they all work at there.  J-Woww finally showed us some ass in her bikini.

Even Sammi Sweetheart is starting to look a little piggish.  What is happening to the girls of Jersey Shore?  Snooki looked much better last season.  She is really porking up.  Even her face looks so immensely fat!  Check out some more pictures of Sammi Sweetheart in her bikini on the beach with Ronnie, J-Woww shows her big fake boobs and her fat ass in a swimsuit, and Snooki looks fat, flabby, disgusting with fat Ditch pig tits after (more…)

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Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D is trying to have sex with everyone while he is in Miami.  Good for him!  He has definitely gained the most popularity, probably being the third most popular cast member behind Snooki and The Situation.  Speaking of The Situation, what happened to Mike The Situation Sorrentino’s Abs?

Mike’s Abs seem to have disappeared.   Maybe his steroids are wearing off and he is getting fat.  Or maybe he is hanging out with Snooki too much and eating a lot with her and gaining some sympathy weight in her honor.  Back to Pauly D, he even tried to bang out Snooki!

Pauly is really on a rampage trying to have sex with everyone in sight.  Even Snooki!  I am surprised that he could catch Snooki in between meals long enough to try and dry hump her.  Check out some more pictures of Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D and the whore that he was banging,  her nice ass in a bikini, taking off her bikini and grabbing her tits after (more…)