Stank-O-Meter ******½~~~ (6.5/10)

Am I totally losing it or does anyone else see the resemblance here?  Christina Aguilera, who recently leaked a bunch of  hot almost fully nude photos, is starting to look like Snooki!  Their tits almost look exactly the same, and the faces that X-tina is making in these photos definitely are some Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi type looks!  Anyway, check out Christina Aguilera’s new Jersey Shore look with nice boobs bouncing around, some serious down shirt cleavage pictures and other boob photos after

Stank-O-Meter *****½~~~~ (5.5/10)

Here are the girls of Jersey Shore doing there season 3 farewell show in their bikinis.  Snooki really does look like an Oompa.  Loompa. Deena Cortese looks like a younger version of the grossest Housewife of NJ Danielle The Slob Staub.  I wonder if Deena or J-Woww have the same case of ALIEN VAGINA?  Anyway, the season is over now, so look to find Snooki and the rest of the girls making a shitload of cash, (around 10k per appearance) at your local clubs and stuff.  Check out the rest of the Jersey Shore girls of Season 3′s bikini photos, and a couple SNOOKI UPSKIRT pics after

Stank-O-Meter ******½~~~ (6.5/10)

Here are some photos of the girls from Jersey Shore walking down the street in such tight shorts that their whole junk is practically see through.   Snooki’s fat cameltoe looks more like a moose knuckle! 

There’s always tons of pictures of the girl’s from Jersey Shore’s tits, but cameltoe photos are harder to come by.  Season 2 looks to be filled with more drama than ever before.  I wonder how it is going to be when season 3 starts and the Snook-A-Like  Deena Nicole Cortese comes into the show.

Even Deena Nicole has jumped on the short shorts fat cameltoe bandwagon!  That’s supposed to be all Snooki, all day long!  Maybe Snooki will get mad and get drunk and tell Deena that she is stealing the spotlight from her and give her about 10 doses of orange spray tan while she is sleeping and  make her look like a tangerine.  Check out some more pics of the Jersey Shore girls fat cameltoes walking down the street with their vajays talking to each other after

Stank-O-Meter ********½~ (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after