Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

Kesha of Ke$ha did a photo shoot for Maxim Italy in a pathetic attempt to look sexy.   She really turns me off.  Aside from Kesha’s Sloppy Fugly Bikini Pics, she still looks like a dirtbag with an ugly beek for a nose and a sloppy 38 year old woman’s body.  Even the make up artists of Maxim couldn’t make her look attractive.    I think Samuel Jackson said it best in Juice “Just cause you pour syrup on shit, don’t make it pancakes” I am not a fan of plastic surgery, but I would highly recommend it for Kesha.  She should get a nice new nose, a boob job to jack up her flapjack tits, and some lipo around her fat pear shaped bottom.  Check out the rest of Kesha’s Maxim Italy Photo Shoot  in black leather with sloppy cleavage after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.75/10)

Snooki is on the prowl on the beach in her bathing suit moo moo.  She keeps packing on the pounds.  She looks really miserable too.  I think that she is the worst looking one in a bathing suit now.  Snooki used to have a really hot body when she was younger!

Now I know why Snooki was anorexic in highschool.  They said that she weighed about 85 lbs, being that she is only 4 foot 8. the above picture probably taken around then.  Snooki is only in her early 20′s so she is going to gain a lot more weight, and it isn’t going in the right places anymore.  Check out some more pictures of Jersey Shore’s Snooki getting fatter by the second, her FUPA, her big droopy saggy boobs, and fat thighs after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

J-Woww and Snooki  are polluting the nice streets of Miami with their huge boobs.  J-Woww’s big fake tits and Snooki’s fat real tits are just crying for attention.  They both look really haggard and gross here.  Aging hasn’t been kind to Jenni J-Woww Farley’s face and Snooki seems to be getting fatter by the moment.

You can see here that Snooki is on a strict diet.  I think the diet is that she has to swallow “white stuff” by the gallon.  I think J-Woww is partaking in that same diet as well.  Snooki and J-Woww are really getting to be the same.  Both have big  breasts , one real, one fake.  They both like to swallow white stuff.  The only difference is their height and the implants.  Snooki is getting so fat that her tits are getting lopsided. (see below)  Sammi  Sweetheart and Angelina should just go home.  They aren’t even needed on the show.  They both suck.  I expect this season of Jersey Shore to blow goats.  Check out some more pictures of J-Woww and her big fake implants and gross face, Snooki and her fat little dumpy oompa loompa body, and the rest of the Jersey Shore ho’s after (more…)

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Jenni J-Woww Farley, or Jen McFarlsberg hit the beach with the other ho’s on Jersey Shore.  J-Woww definitely spends enough time in the gym to show off her body.  Her face is really disgusting with out any make up on, and with make up on, she looks like a straight up money grubbing slut monster.  Her tits are so fake looking, that I don’t even find them attractive.  Angelina Pivarnick is the least famous Jersey Shore Skeeza and has some fried egg looking sloppy hangy tits.

Angelina really sucks.  Since she walked off the show they shouldn’t have asked that ugly conceited skank to come back. Rumor has it the Third Season of Jersey Shore  will bring back Mike The Situation, Pauly D, and of course Nicole Snooki Polizzi.  You gotta have your Snickas!  Snooki was on the beach too and all covered up.

Snooki must have been sucking her finger like, “damn!  everybody’s shit looks tighta then mine”  Snooki better take her ass back to the gym.  She must still be carrying some holiday weight!  Maybe Snooki needs to have more sex  and not just  blow guys.  I don’t know the show could survive without Snooki.    I bet Snooki is going to get her bang on big time this season.  We will have to wait and see.  Check out the rest of the Jersey Shore Girl’s Bikini Pictures including J-Woww’s big fake boobs, Snooki’s big boobs and chunky little body all covered up, and Angelina Pivarnick’s fat jiggly tits and ass after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4/5)

WTF happened to Mischa Barton’s body?   I can’t believe how much she porked up.  She better watch out or she is going to be the next ho to be on Fat Actress like Kirstie Alley.  Her stomach is screaming to get out of those pants, if you look hard enough at the picture, you can actually see her bellybutton saying “Help me, I can’t breathe”.  She is only 24 years old and has the ass of a 40 yr old stay at home mom that had 5 children.Remember how hot Mischa was when she was on The O.C.?

Now I think The O.C. stands for OVERWEIGHT CROTCH.  Also, Mischa is rocking the banana yellow pants and honestly, her choice of shirt could have easily avoided this atrocity of an outfit.  I guess she didn’t look at herself before she left the house.  You would have thought once she buttoned those pants she could have heard her bellybutton screaming like Adam Lambert at a Will & Grace convention!  A few days ago, some pics popped up of Mischa and I thought her boobs looked really nice and full, because I remembered  she always had that boney cleavage.  I didn’t realize that Mischa’s bottom half grew into the FUPA from hell. She is up there with Kesha for grossest body of the year. Check out some pics of Mischa’s new found fat crotch, sloppy flabby stomach, and some pictures of Mischa when she didn’t look inflated after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (5/5)

Kesha is absolutely disgusting in a bikini.  She is 22 years old and she has the bikini body of one of the Golden Girls.  I can’t believe what make up can do for some people.  I mean we have all seen Pamela Anderson without make up, and that was a scary sight.   But for Ke$ha being so young and to have such an awkward body it is really sad.  She had the nerve to insult Britney Spears and say her lip singing was bad, well she shouldn’t talk about anyone looking like that.  I personally think that Ke$ha’s songs suck.  And what is with the $ in her name??  Who is she the new and improved female Ma$e?  They both look like they definitely have a little touch of retardation, so that could be why she puts that  sign there.  Maybe that is a secret code for retarded performers.  Anyway, this is what Ke$$$ha looks like with make up on:

Granted, her legs still do look kind of weird and she does have a really strange bottom half of her body  But at least her face doesn’t look like a worse than if Sarah Jessica Parker and a thoroughbred mated and the child was delivered feet first through the anus.  There is nothing great about this girl, and she seem to want everyone to make a big deal about her.  She also insulted Justin Bieber, who is so conceited, it probably made him cry. It was also reported that Kesha wears her placenta around her neck to bring her closer to having a spiritual experience.  What kind of shit is that, seriously?  What a freak with an ugly busted 55 year old woman’s body.  If you want to be grossed out, check out some sloppy, ugly, busted, flabby, flat out disgusting old lady bathing suit pictures after (more…)