(7.75/10)

Rooney Mara is naked and everyone seems to think it is a big deal. It’s not like it Sofia Vergara naked, or even Jessica Biel, or someone like that.  It’s Rooney Mara.  She could eat a dick. If you like her and think she is hot and I am an asshole, call me a stupid cocksucker in the comments.  (more…)

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Michelle Keegan and her talents other than her huge tits and tight crotch mean absofuckinglutley nothing to me at all.  I could care less, but look at this bitches titties in this bikin.  DAYYYUM (more…)

(7.5/10)

Kreayshawn is really trying to make a name for herself.  Her skinny little body poised doggystyle and topless is ready to take a huge shank in her shitter.  I think that this girl sucks, and she looks so skanky.  I heard she dissed Rick Ross or Ricky Rosay or that fat ass who sucks and ruins every song on Hot 97 with his wack ass lyrics, voice and grunting.  Good for her, I hope he sits on her then makes her sit on his face so he can huff and puff and blow her vagina up.  Check out the leaked pics of Kreayshawn showing her tight skinny ass, nipple rings and fully nude tits after (more…)

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is showing some cameltoe in this bikini one piece.  Her fame is slowly dying and I heard Transformers 3 sucked a fat dick.  I would assume it did, being that it was too long and I mean how much special effects can you put in a movie?  3D is cool and shit, but I am tired of watching cartoons and shit like that.  I would never watch Green Lantern or any of that horseshit.  Batman (The Dark Knight) was pretty awesome, but that is just because, well it’s Batman, not Optimus PrimeRib Roast Minister and I do the cha cha like a sissy girl. I Like-a do da cha cha.  Sorry I went Evan Baxter on you.  The Decepticocks could kiss my bean bag and so could Bumblebee.  Check out Rosie Huntington Whiteley in various hot bikinis with her skinny but sexy body after (more…)

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Megan Fox is looking really thin for Armani.  I know you have to be a skinny baggadouche to wear some of those friggin clothes.  I have a few AX T-shirts, but I personally would rather go DKNY.  Megan Fox looks anorexic, hot but,anorexic with nice side boob, panties, crotch, and a bunch of modern weirdness type photography.  Check out these weird wannabe risque Calvin Klein-ish ads of Megan’s hot body after (more…)

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So here is Elvira, coming back from the dead to wish everyone a nice hair day!  Look at that hair.  Snooki has the same hairdo as Sylvio from Sopranos!  I think Snooki looks better in the body department, not nearly as sexy as J-Woww’s new body, but all in all I think that Snooki is looking actually kind of bangable.  She does have great tits for a little thing, and her legs aren’t bad.  Her ass is suspect, but all in all I wouldn’t turn it down if she wanted to give me that orangey spray tanned cookah.. Check out some pics of Snooki looking skinnier and kind of hot after (more…)

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Wow, I just came across these pictures of Christina Aguilera.... I washed off my hands, threw out the tissue, then I wiped the jizz off them, scanned them into my pc, and posted them.  Wow, I am funny today.  Anyway, this ditch pig used to be so hot.  Genie In A Bottle and the Dirty video with Redman were equivalent to soft core porn with a real hot bitch.  Christina looks so good here when she was young, pre kids, pre fat sloppyness.  Check out these hot young Christina Aguilera pics with a see through nip pic, ass shots, cameltoe, and leggy short skirts after (more…)

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Jennifer Love Hugetits is seriously one of my favorites.  Just when I think that I am done writing about her, I come across a hot picture set and have to put them up.  Jenn is still a hot ass piece, she just lost the look of innocence that she had here.  At least she had a look of innocence at one time, ho’s like Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan never had that shit.  Check out some nice and young probably 18 or 19 year old Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini pics with nice cleavage after (more…)

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I kept seeing these Calvin Klein ads and I knew that girl looked familiar.  Well Zoe Saldana sold her tits and ass to Calvin so that she could make some extra cash and show the world and everyone that still watches commercials (I don’t thank you DVR), how skinny and tight her little body is.  Check out some of Zoe’s modeling pictures of Calvin Klein in color so you can see her nice little bod in her bra & panties after (more…)

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Alexis Dziena has been low on the radar lately, but I haven’t forgot about her.  Alexis has starred in When In Rome, as E’s girlfriend on Entourage, and also did a full frontal nude scene in Broken Flowers with Bill Murray.  I think that she is really hot at times, and at other times, she looks like a skinny anorexic waste of a vagina.  It really depends on what she is wearing, (if she is wearing clothes) and how her make up is done.  She could look like trailer trash at times, and prom queen at others.  She is really night and day.  Check out some more of Alexis Dziena’s bikini pics and 3 fully nude pictures showing her entire naked body after (more…)