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Shauna Sand is one of the biggest whores and attention whores that I have seen since I started writing this blog.  Really, this bitch is preying for someone to go and sign her to a full blown porn career.  What else does she do?  (more…)

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Brittney Jones is Ashton Kutcher’s first mistress that came out and showed the world her dirty snatch hole. It actually looks pretty nice and she kind of looks like Angelina from Jersey Shore. Her sex tape is super dirty, what a ho.  (more…)

DOGGYSTYLE BETTER HAVE SOME POV OR EXCELLENT CAMERA WORK!

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Suelyn Medeiros isn’t an ass, oops I mean name I am familiar with.  What I am now familiar with is her hot Brazillian ass getting pounded doggystyle in her sex tape.  Word on this side of Nicky Barnes is that mahfuggas be tryin to sue da dude that got this jumpoff, sold it fo a shitload, bought they momma a caddilac and den been done came out and done lit some mawhfugga up on da cone-uh fo lookin at they girl like she be a piece of filet mignon with some mushrooms on that bitch. 2 8 9 on the dizzot, i pause and i stizzot, i reminisce on this ass that I rizzocked.  Suelyn Medeiros, sex tape stills, nice tits, doggystyle sex, after (more…)

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Belen Rodriguez is a big deal.  But to who?  Her ass is the best part of her, and unfortunately she doesn’t take it in  her shitter.  I wish her shit hole was bleeding and that is what the sex tape was.  That would be great.  I am waiting for a celeb sex tape that leaks bloody anal sex and forced hogtied practically raped scene of some bitch taking it deep in her doodoo hole.  That is the kind of sex tape I am talking about.  Maybe even vaginal head insertion, by head I mean cranium, so deal with it,I’m sick, twisted, need medcine, but Belen needs some Preperation H after (more…)

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Cubana Lust is some hip hop ho that resembles the dirtiness of Amber Rose and has the most ridiculous ass I have ever seen.  Cubana could smoke my cigar anytime.

This shit is just risiculous.  I am not even sure if that is her ass, but be as it may, her as jiggle like the moahfuggin bowl of jello shots that I used to bring to parties to get all the girls that couldn’t drink a fucking beer with out puking.  Anyway, Cubana Lust has some seriously sick badonkadonk and can set her ass down on my jumpoff any day.  Check out a sick montage of dirty sex taqpe pics, some nude, some c hru, some fucking and having sex after (more…)

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Kim Kardashian may be married now, but we all still remember her sex tape with Ray J, little talent, little dick for a black guy, and just about the biggest celebrity ass around.  Well maybe not the biggest, Coco ‘has you beat Kim, but definitely the nicest.  I think Kim is really hot, whether she married a tall bean pole or not.  It’s weird too that she all of a sudden stopped dating black dudes and married some white corn bread white dude who is well, white.  What up with that shit Kim? Anyway, there are some hot sex tape nude gifs of KIm sucking dick, getting eaten out and then her snatch getting penetrated after (more…)

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Here we are again with another hottie from Modern Family. I mean Sarah Hyland’s upskirt moment on The View is no comparison to the Sofia Vergara Cleavage Extravaganza that we always get to see, but all in all, the slight glimpse under the short skirt of Sarah is definitely worth a peeping tom peek.  Also, Sarah Hyland hangs out with Vanessa Hudgens now, what a threesome fantasy or lesbian fantasy that would be for everyone to see.  Lets see a girl on girl Vanessa Hudgens and Sarah Hyland sex tape, now that would be the shit!  Check out some hot upskirts of Sarah Hyland and her and Vanessa Hudgens looking cute as hell together after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Tila TaSkankyWhoreBag-La, or Tequila is at it again.  Munching rugs, licking carpet, sucking tits, blowing, lesbian antics, crotch crickets…and that’s about all the terms that I can think of.  I am so over her, is she really still around.  I liked when her face was bleeding and people threw rocks at her when she tried to sing.  Then she got naked and they applauded!  Gotta love America. Check out these dirty sex tape stills that show everything from fingering herself, eating out the other girl, getting eaten out, and some weird vagina eyeball thing staring at me after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.5/10)

Lord of the fleas, skank of skanks, Tila Tequila has another sex tape coming out.  Check out the photo above after she was singing topless somewhere and people proceded to throw tomatoes, eggs, BRICKS, um yes, bricks and rocks and shit which caused her to bleed, but she still stayed on the stage singing.  I don’t ever think I heard one of her songs, but regardless Tila’s new sex tape is probably going to be shit.  Check out this video of her masturbating!

I almost feel bad for her, (giggle), but I don’t.  She is famous for being on Myspace, and that’s about it.  She should not have gotten implants either. I found some pre-implant pics of Tila and personally I liked her tits better natural.  Check out the photos of Tila Tequila topless singing and some of her nude with blood dripping down her face from being pelted with rocks after (more…)

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Ronnie “Sustanon” Magro and Sammi “Gives Sweethead” Giancola may indeed have a sex tape.  Nowadays, I think all celebs should have a sex tape so when their fame is dying, (Kendra Wilkinson), or they weren’t famous to begin with (Montana Fishburne), or just when they feel like it but don’t need the money, (Paris Hilton) everyone can see them naked having sex in some shitty unclear bootleg type of video.  Ronnie, DJ Pauly D, and Vinny made a video also.  It’s the Jersey Shore “Teach Me How To Dougie” remix.

This video is pretty funny.  That dude’s voice really cracks me up.  Ronnie is the best in the background.  In the meantime, check out some of Ronnie & Sammi’s most sexual moments we have thus far after (more…)