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Jennifer Nicole Lee may have the best body around.  That’s right I said it.  Seriously, this is perfection.  Her face could be more seductive, but her body is so fucking tight.  (more…)

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Take out the papers and the trash, and let me fucking see you ass, if you don’t unhinge your jaw, I’m not gonna rock your box no more, jackity jack, jizz on ya back. I made that up drunk off of cheap wine and I had the whole kitten-caboodle with my anus up your poodle.  Anyway, Laura Stoner’s ass in something that I need to keep an eye on and hand on the lowshee after (more…)

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Emmy Rossum is on the set of Shameless in a bikini bending over so everyone can see her ass.  I wish that Amy Smart woiuld put a strap on on and penetrate her shithole from behind.  That is the next thing I want to see on Shameless, is a dildo butt fuck lesbian sex scene.  Why not?  It is Showtime.  Shit should be a no brainer, give the brain to me, not the show.  Gimme Brains.  I want brains, she’sll be blowing my mind , while she’s blowing my brain.  (more…)

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Annalynne Mccord looks like she hasn’t been at the gym, well, ever.  I think that her ass looked much better last year.  It is starting to droop.  I would complain about her tits, but she really doesn’t have any.  She better get that ass in shape so when I am banging it it doesn’t wobble too much and then the ashtray will get knocked out of her crack.  I loaded some comparison pictures of Annalynne in a yellow bikini with severe cameltoe and a hot looking doggystyle ass.  Let me now what you think after (more…)

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Nicole Richie is looking hot as hell in her bikini.  I don’t know where she got that ass from, but that shit is looking nice.  Samantha Ronson is hanging out with her and I think I can see one of Lindsay Lohan’s red pubic hairs stuck in her teeth.  Not sure, but there is a slightly red patch of Lilo’s bush possibly in there, either that or she earned her red wings.  Regardless, this is all about Nicole Richie’s hot bikini ass, not some lesbian rug munching record spinning little boy.  (more…)

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Karissa Shannon is a real skanky dick tease.  I mean, she is just putting her ass out there and begging the photogs to photograph her nice booty and there are even some instances where she bends almost fully over to show a reverse cameltoe!  I think i patented that phrase, it’s a combination of reverse cowgirl and cameltoe.  I think I should get credit for it and maybe put it on urbandictionary.com.  Check out these hot pics of Karissa in a yellow super revealing bikini after (more…)

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So I went to the movies and saw Little Fockers, which was probably the worst Focker movie so far.  But they actually had a trailer for Fast Five.  Fast Five is the fifth installment of The Fast & The Furious Vin Diesel butt plug movies.  I seriously think that Vin may have a butt plug in for some scenes, because there is no other explanation as to how he could make some of those faces without having his rectum altered.  Anyway, the trailer reminded me of hot ass Jordana Brewster.  Check out some nice hot steamy pics of Jordana and her friends on the beach bending over and looking hot in skimpy bikinis after (more…)

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So check this out, I just wrote this post about Jessica Alba and her lacey bra candids.  Then my computer f’d itself and I lost the entire article.  So this is all I am writing about this shit.  Here’s Jessica Alba in a hot bikini pic, there are some black bra candids, and a nice reverse cameltoe photo as well. Enjoy after (more…)

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Attention whore Karissa Shannon definitely staged these pictures and probably tipped off a papa razzi that she was going to be wherever the f these pics were shot.  I think she was doing this to get some publicity for her SEXTAPE.  It is definitely staged, because if you take your eyes off of Karissa’s poised ass ready for penetration, you will see Theo Huxtable sitting in the background trying not to pay attention and read some shit that Google is going to be over.  Karissa is a huge slutbag whore, who has low standards, and definitely doesn’t deserve the publicity and the money she and Theo are going to make off their shit sex tape.  Check out some more Karissa Shannon attention whore pictures including a red carpet full breast and nip slip, some other doggystyle and thong ass bikini pics, and a nice panty upskirt after (more…)

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Elisabetta Canalis is hot in her bikini, but not as hot as you think that the sexiest man in Hollywood x amount of times George Clooney would be dating.  She must ride him like a friggin roller coaster from Dusk Til Dawn. yep, that was funny.  George Clooney’s bitch definitely has a nice ass.  Her face is just mediocre and her tits and just there, not great, but natural and, well, there.  Check out some more Elisabetta Canalis bikini pictures, and some more of George Clooney’s girl’s hot ass in a thong bending over ,and some other bikini pics after (more…)