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These asses need to get boned.  Plus, these sluts need to do something.  A reality show would fail.  A porn career, well maybe.  Maybe just go everywhere naked.  Butt ass naked with your snatch and Hefner’s jizz still dripping out of it after they swallowed his Viagra cock 20000 times.  Asses, Shannon sisters, hot badonks, after (more…)

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That’s right I said it.  Skinny white boy on the block, cut off Oakland At’letic.   I have said that before and don’t think I won’t say that again, because while I may be light-skin, I may also be part dark-skin, even though I never joined the Army, I am a great marksman, be that as it may, I be a.. I be a done with this Article.  I be Lindsay Lohan too fucked up to take a picture, too fucked up to show off her new grill *teeth for you white folks, you know me, I be O.T., low key, Icey Roley, smoke a o-z.  Lohan, wasted, legs, jumpoff to this after (more…)

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Karissa & Kristina Shannon are naked and nude together ready to jump on Hugh Hefner’s dick.  That dude’s pecker must have permanent rug burn from all the snapper.  Pete from Smallville may be the second luckiest dude, aside from being a meth dealer, her probably laid the pipe to both these sisters simultaneously.  Karissa & Kristina are fully nude standing next to Hef and you can see both of their vaginas as well as their hot asses fully nude.  Check it out after (more…)

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Karissa & Kristina Shannon seriously were built for pleasure and a smooth ride on some dicks.  There is no getting around that.  Their asses are ready for just about anything.  Hugh Hefner is a lucky dude man.   Imagine doing both of these bitches at once, and they aren’t even close to being the hottest girls in Playboy.  It makes me sick that his old rusty dick has been up in these hos.  Grrr What the deal, like I’m DMX and shit.  Check out Karissa & Kristina Shannon’s hot asses and sexy bodies wearing almost nothing after (more…)

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Shake ya money make-a while Hefner bust a nut  up on ya face-a!  Uh huh Uh, Jay Z said that Kendra could suck a mean one.  Nah, I’m just kidding.  I like when Jay Z goes, “uh huh uh”.  Such a simple set of word to trademark into the microphone…what that has to do with Kendra Wilkinson being drunk and flashing her nice naked tits, probably nothing.  Although, there may be a psychological explanation why I decided to mention Joe Camel, I mean Jay Z while talking about trailer trash Playboy reality star Kendra showing her nice naked breast implants.  Be as it may, Kendra, tits, flash, nipples, nude, NOW! GO (more…)

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Karissa Shannon keeps making her way onto Critdick.com by simply showing that she has a really hot body and she knows how to play it up for the cameras.  This looks like a photo shoot, but it isn’t .  Karissa is smart in the way that she sees the papparazzi and then automatically goes into Playboy posing mode and shows the photogs what they want to see… her thonged up ass and her nice sexy body! Check out these hot bikini green cabrini green Candyman fucker-ish pictures of the black dude from Smallville’s bitch with some serious ass in thong pics after (more…)

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MODEL!  That’s what Jessica Burciaga is!  Who would have guessed that?  I don’t know what she models besides swimsuits, but these photos are super hot.  Jessica  has also posed for PLayboy magazine, and it looks like it was just an okay photo shoot.  When I hear Playboy, I think that they have all fully nude photos, but they don’t in her case.  You can check out her shaved little love mound and some other photos of her smoking hot ass and tits after (more…)

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I can’t begin to understand the reasoning behind this, but almost perfect Playboy Playmate Of The Year Sara Jean Underwood decided to go and get her nice natural breasts enhanced and deface her body with some killer breast implants.   I think that Sara’s new boobs look great but I don’t think that she really needed them.  I mean, did she feel like she was going unnoticed?  I think not.  Even without the fake tits, have you seen her ass?

Again, I think that Sara Jean looked fine without the breast implants.  Let me know if you think it was a good move, or if you prefer the el natural look of her boobs.  I have posted some pics of Sarah before the implants, and they happen to be fully nude. Check them out after (more…)

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Karissa Shannon Playboy wonder girl is here on tape getting banged doggystyle by Token from South Park, I mean that black dude that was Clark’s friend that nobody paid attention between waiting for Clark to fly and waiting to see Kristin Kreuk aka Lana get banged, and see Chloe that annoying blond bitch get killed or something.  I watched the show for about 5 years and never even really knew the significance of this doucher that was Clark’s friend.    Vivid has a lot of  SEX TAPES this year, but I am sure that they aren’t finished quite yet.  Karissa’s sex tape is supposed to be with Frankenstein’s evil daughter and all her fake parts,  Heidi Montag, but it seems like that may have been a hoax for publicity.  If you want to see this ho Karissa  getting banged, topless, ass naked, and fully nude masturbating, click after (more…)

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian that Playboy just released.  They are seriously hot and very sexy.  Kim is supposedly upset that these photos got released, but I mean with the fact that she has a sex tape and all the other upskirts and shit like that we have seen of her, what’s the big friggin deal?  I think that Kim is the new Angelina Jolie, by that I mean that she is really the new it girl in Hollywood.  She definitely has surpassed Angelina as I think she adopted too many children and has begun to age fast and hardcore.  Check out the rest of Kim Kardashian’s hot and sexy nude photos including a couple full frontal nude pics and some of that world famous ass butt naked after (more…)