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Rita Rusic is unbelievable for a 50 year old bitch.   Move over Courtney Cox, Jennnifer Aniston, and whoever else is a hot Hollywood bitch in their 40s.  I think she may be a genetic freak and really has found the fountain of youth.  I found some topless pics of her when she was a little fatter, but her titties still looked amazing.  Check it out after (more…)

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Kristen Stewart’s ass is looking really nice in the new shitty Twilight film.  They are dragging out this bullshit too much.  I don’t really like many of these new vampire shows. They are all the same shit and basically have all become Soap Operas.  I really only watch True Blood and I kinda miss it.  thoughts bitches?: (more…)

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Nicole Eggert could be practicing Necrophilia, well if this was now, not about 25 years ago, just because she is in a steamy nude sex scene with Corey Haim.  She used to be super hot, think she is a fat ass now.  (more…)

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Demi Moore should have done the same thing Ashton just did and shaved off her bush when she was young and posed for Penthouse.  Seriously, I don’t think I have ever been afraid of a bush, but this one really getting to me.  I said Candyman three times in the mirror and Demi’s afron bush came and stabbed me with a hook.  (more…)

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Rooney Mara is naked and everyone seems to think it is a big deal. It’s not like it Sofia Vergara naked, or even Jessica Biel, or someone like that.  It’s Rooney Mara.  She could eat a dick. If you like her and think she is hot and I am an asshole, call me a stupid cocksucker in the comments.  (more…)

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Nina Moric makes her Critdick debut because she has the hottest fucking ass I have seen in a while.  She also has nice tits and you can see her nip slipping out of this slutty bikini.  Where ya been all my life cunt? (more…)

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Tuuli Shipster shaved her box religiosly before this incredible photo shoot where she looks like a beat up emo chick just begging to get her ass waxed by a huge johnson.  (more…)

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Diane Kruger never really caught my attention before.  Not until I looked up her nude pics and vids and shit.  She has been naked a lot and has a nice tight little body.  My how it seems her boobs have grown since those full frontal pics.  She needs a trim, but still looks hot.  Check it out after (more…)

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Ashley Judd did the Marilyn Monroe nude photo shoot first, before Lindsay Lohan.  Look how hot Ashley is here.  I like her in that movie where she kills her husband because he is already dead.  What’s it called?  Double Nips in your face?  Nah, Double Jeopardy, I think she fucks Alex Trebek in that shit.  If you didn’t get that joke than you are an uneducated tool or just don’t watch the most intelligent game show on tv.  Or you just want to look at my pics and don’t give a shit what I write, either way, I appreciate whoever visits the site, and I do this becuase I like ho’s, tits, ass, and tits, did I say tits?  Puss too.  Triple beam, nah mean, Ashley Judd, Marilyn Monroe naked shoot,after (more…)

Bitch, why even buy the bikini top?

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Leilani Dowding never wears a bikini top. Donate that shit to the poor bitch, or better yet give it to me so I can bust a nut in your sweaty tit holder. I bet it stinks like Banana Boat and Mexican semen.  And yes, I know what Mexican semen smells like…tacos and coronas.  At least when I was in Ensanada, that is what some bitches tits stunk like after the 40 person gangbang was finished.  I had to pay 40 buck too, but 40 people, 40 bucks, 1 dollar a person.  It was either that or give the little kid 1 dollar for some of that shitty gum they try to sell you.  Leilani Dowding, nude tits, topless on the beach after (more…)