Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Kristen Stewart’s ass is looking really nice in the new shitty Twilight film.  They are dragging out this bullshit too much.  I don’t really like many of these new vampire shows. They are all the same shit and basically have all become Soap Operas.  I really only watch True Blood and I kinda miss it.  thoughts bitches?:

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ 

Rihanna shows how hot her friggin ass is again.  Now she is snorkeling and sporting a tight blue bikini bottom that shows just how fuckin hot her butt cheeks are.  She is really becoming my favorite person to write about. 

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ 

Karissa & Kristina Shannon look like they were just made for sex.  Threesomes and dangling from Hugh Hefners’ saggy old testicles was their born destiny.  Their tits and asses speak for themselves. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

These are the best pictures that I could find of Scarlett Johansson’s ass.  I really don’;t think there is much else to say.  Scarjo’s ass is bangin.

Rating: ★★★★★★★¾☆☆ 

Arianny Celeste & Chandella Powell looks like they are about to throw down the gloves, dyke out and eat out eachother’s sweaty asshole.  I think that may be in the outtakes of this Paparazzo shoot. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ 

Jenna Haze and Taylor Momsen are going to dyke out and totally make a lesbian porno movie.  I would really like that shit.  This could be the most downloaded thing ever. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ 

MIley Cyrus shows that she can take off her clothes, no matter how shitty the movie.  Just like Britney Spears and Crossroads, MIley will be half naked jumping around in this movie. Unless I get word that she slips a nip or her twiffer is exposed, I’ll be boycotting this shibag film.  Billy Walsh wouldn’t even direct this piece of trash. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ 

Laura Stoner shows that she has one of the best asses and bikini bodies out there.  Who she is and what she does totally means as much to me and the Women’s Lesbian Rights Movement. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ 

Amy Childs is looking awesome in this nice bikini.  Her crotch is bulging and her tits look megajuicy. I like that word, megajuicy.  Amy could take that middle finger and penetrate my rectum while she blows me.  I normally don’t allow that but if she wears that bikini, I would make the sacrifice. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Victoria Silvstedt strips down to her tiny bikini, bends over and shows a hot ass shot.  Really, her body is still amazing and will continue to be this way for quite some time.  What a piece of ass.