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rachel bilson bathing suit

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 

Rachel Bilson just made her second appearance on Critdick.com.  One of Rachel’s vagina lips also made it first appearance for all the world to see as well.  She is super cute, and looks like the all American good girl.  Whether she is or not, I really don’t know.  She is famous for being on The O.C. which I have never watched, and never plan too.  I think that Rachel should seriously consider getting some nice Kate Hudson like implants, not too big, but just right size.  Well, maybe a little bigger.  She would look great with some Jennifer Love Hugetits sized breasts too.  Check out the rest of Rachel Bilson’s hot bikini pictures in 3 different swimsuits, showing her nice ass almost in a thong, a nice wedgie pic, some vagina slip photos, and a couple cameltoe pics after (more…)

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sophie turner swimsuit body

Rating: ★★★★★★★¼☆☆ 

Here are a nice variety of Sophie Turner in two different bikinis and a nice hot workout outfit.  Sophie has a body to die for, and her face is really pretty as well.  She is an Aussie model and loves frolicking on the beach and playing it up for the papa razzi.  I wrote an article about Sophie before and it had tons of hot hot hot photos.  With the summer winding down, I don’t know how much longer we are going to keep getting blessed with all these bikini photos, so enjoy them while they are still coming!  Check out the rest of Sophie Turner’s sexy bikini photos after (more…)

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Breaking News: Shakira’s Ass Has Stretch Marks!

Aug 23, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Are You Shittin Me?, Music

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Stank-O-Meter star Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!star Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!star Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!star Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!halfstar Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!emptystar Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!emptystar Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!emptystar Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!emptystar Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks!emptystar Breaking News: Shakiras Ass Has Stretch Marks! (4.5/10)

Shakira’s ass has stretch marks!  Oh no!  What a friggin tragedy!  I had to make it breaking news, because some asshole actually called it a “Shakira stretch mark scandal”.   What kind of scandal involves stretch marks?

shakira ass stretch marks

There they are!  The scandalous stretch marks.  It doesn’t make Shakira any less hot.  The way that she moves that ass, I would think there would be a road map above that piece. Any bitch that can shake her ass like that must be dynamite in bed, so stretch marks or no stretch marks Shakira is still hot.  Check out some various Shakira photos including ass pictures, flexible leg over her head pics and some other bikini photos after (more…)

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kourtney kardashian boobs

Rating: ★★★★★★¼☆☆☆ 

Here are the latest bikini photos of Kourtney Kardashian.  She really got that baby weight off and is looking almost as awesome as her sister, Kim Kardashian, who has a bootylicious fabulous body.  Kourtney has more of a “human ass’ , and by that I mean, Kim’s ass is definitely out of this world!  Kourtney Kardashian is now running a close second place in hotness, still ahead of her 14 year old sister Kendall Jenner, who had her share of racy photos recently. Enough about the Lardassian family, check out the rest of Kourtney’s bikini photos including a nice close up of her fat ass after (more…)

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Mrs Ari, Perrey Reeves In Lingerie Heats Up In Entourage

Aug 13, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Dirty Sexy, TV

perrey reeves in lingerie

Rating: ★★★★★★★¾☆☆ 

Mrs. Ari Perrey Reeves is making Entourage watchable!  I didn’t watch last weeks episode yet, but I saw that Sasha Grey is butt naked in that shit and gets Vince all kinds of F’d up to the point of him laying passed out butt naked by his pool or something.

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Perrey Reeves really does look great for her age.  Jeremy Piven probably tried his damnedest to get her into his bed.  He may have even had a drunken run to the ATM at four in the morning to get some hooker cash after filming this scene!  Poor Ari!  I also found some nude photos of Perrey Reeves from a while back, nice and topless!  Check out the hot ass pictures of Perrey Reeves, Mrs. Ari bending over in her skimpy black lingerie showing her sexy ass after (more…)

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Avril Lavigne Has A Nice Wet Ass & A Nipple Slip

Aug 11, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Music, Wardrobe Malfunctions

avril lavigne bikini ass

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ 

I never realized what a nice ass Avril Lavigne has.  Maybe its the little soaking wet boy shorts, but regardless that thing looks nice.  Avril was on the beach partying with her friends and getting thrown around in the water when her bathing suit came off.  I love wardrobe malfunctions, but bikini slips are even better.  Her whole tit fell out and showed us her hard nips in poking out in that water.  Check out the rest of the photos including an Avril Lavigne boob slip, a nice pic of her and her friends asses in swimsuits, and some others of Avril & friends after (more…)

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vanessa hudgens black short skirt

Rating: ★★★★★★★★¼☆ 

Vanessa Hudgens, so hot right now.  Not much more to say here.  A true natural beauty has been spotted stealing the flare from any other bitch that attended the Comic-Con convention.  Zac Efron must have a field day with this piece.  Nice face, sexy legs, and a great ass are definitely the whole package.

vanessa hudgens in lingerie

The above photo is a screen shot from Vanessa Hudgen’s new movie Sucker Punch, also starring Jamie Chung, who played one of Rob Schneider’s sexy ass daughters in Grown Ups. The movie is going to be in Imax, and I doubt I will see it, even though all the girls in it look hot as hell.  Check out some more sexy Vanessa Hudgens leggy & ass photos from Comic-Con in a short black skirt and a couple of her in lingerie in Sucker Punch after (more…)

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ashley tisdale vagina slip

Rating: ★★★★★★★¼☆☆ 

Ashley Tisdale has been looking much better lately.  I never paid any attention to her before, but once the summer comes, bitches that normally don’t look good put on skimpy thong swimsuits, and they become sexy.

ashley tisdale reverse cameltoe pussy

I am by no means an Ashley Tisdale fan, but her booty is looking good in this nice orange bikini.  She is 25 years old now, but seems to have the body of a hot 18 year old. Check out some more Ashley Tisdale orange thong bikini pictures, nice ass bending over pics  and once pretty close to a vag slip (more…)

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Jenna Dewan Swimsuit Thong Shows Much Of Her Ass

Jul 17, 2010 Author: Dick Thick | Filed under: Bathing Suit / Bikinis, Hotness

jenna dewan naked ass

Rating: ★★★★★★★★¾☆ 

Jenna Dewan is looking ridiculously hot in her skimpy swimsuit.  She sure can pick out a thong bikini and fill it out as well. Mostly on the bottom.  Jenna, like Hayden Panettiere is lacking in the breast department, but like Melissa Satta, she has got more than a nice enough ass to be considered fully hot because of just that.

jenna dewan thong ass

Channing Tatum must be having a complete field day with that thing. Must be good to be him.  He gets to make out with hot ass bitches and feel them up in his movies, like Amanda Seyfried, and then in real life he gets her.  BASTARD!  Check out a bunch more of Jenna Dewan’s almost naked ass in a thong bending over and looking sexy with many  booty pic  close ups and in THREE DIFFERENT SWIMSUITS after (more…)

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candice swanepoel skimpy swimsuit

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ 

Candice Swanepoel is a great reason check out some bikini catalogs.  I haven’t written a post about her before, but I usually don’t write much about models, well at least models that don’t do anything else.

candice swanepoel ass in a thong

Candice is from South Africa if you didn’t know or just wanted to find out where this hot piece of ass was from.  She really does have an incredible body, and I guess that’s why she is a model.  Her body is very similar to Miranda Kerr.  Check out some more hot Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures of her ass in a thong, some skimpy bathing suits, and one nice nude pic after (more…)

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