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Name The Slut Butt mom and daughter edition shows that moms and daughers can both have nice asses and show them off in thongs on the beach.  (more…)

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Connie Britton lit up the TV when she was a nice Texas mom on Friday Night Lights.  Aimee Teegarden was blessed with bigger tatas then her, but she looks great for being her age. Now she is on American Horror story getting banged by guys with masks.  Hot shit,  (more…)

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Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and Patrick Bateman are expecting their next devil child.  In the meantime, why not sport those big pregnant tits and belly in a hot bikini that barely covers your jumpoffs.  (more…)

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Jessica Alba has done a good job of hiding and not doing any bent over poses like we all love.  BITCH. What the hell?  Don’t you want to show everyone that your MIlf body is in tact like every other bitch your age? Come on Jess, bend over and show that mom ass with those milk filled tits.  We like that.  (more…)

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Maria Bello has a really hot Marisa Tomei like body.  I would definitely give a run and tap that shit like a keg on a football Sunday afternoon.   I haven’t watched her new show Prime Suspect, but I hope she is looking hot in it.  Check out some of Maria’s hottest screen caps of her being nude, getting fucked and showing that sweet ass after (more…)

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Christina Milian shows everyone that she has nice tan greasy tits.  Her tits look greasy.  I like that.  Maybe she ate some KFC and smeared it on her chest.  I smear KFC all over myself about 3 times a week.  It makes for an easy escape out of handcuffs or if some chick wants to cuddle after you demonically possess her asshole.  Christina Milian, great tits, greasy tits, tan tits, nice tits, big tits, after (more…)

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Kate Hudson has still got it.  She may not have the biggest tits in the world, even after having a kid, but she does have a great ass.  I remember her hottest pics in that red  bikin with her ass looking absolutely perfect.  Anyway, she is getting back to that point and now she has a  little more tits to go around as well.  Check out Kate Hudson’s latest bikini pics of her post baby body after (more…)

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Halle Berry shows her nice tits and ass as a 45 year old MILF that has a really great body, better than most youngsters out there.  Her tits are almost falling out of her bikini.  I really think that she is one of the most beautiful women that are out there.  Just the right mix of races, the right mix of tits and ass, and the right mix of sexy and pretty.  Halle could take a cock too.  Did you see Billy Bob Thorton do her doggy in Monster’s Ball?  That was such a hard core sex scene, I am surprised that Billy Bob didn’t try to slip it in and call it an accident.  Halley Berry, near boob slip, hard nipples, nice ass in a bikini after (more…)

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Reese Witherspoon is looking a little worse for wear in these bikini pics.  Granted, everyone would still do her, but she is looking frumpy and like she can’t control her farts.  My friend texted me today that he is having less and less control over his farts, hence getting old, not to mention how bad his ass probably smells due to all the Joe Weider protein shakes he drinks and all the face painted movie stars (Joker, The Crow, etc) that he jerks off to.  I think that would make your shit extra stinky, just thinking about Jack Nicholson and Brandon Lee while you are rubbing one out.  I know what you are thinking, this person can’t be real, well he is.  DJ Sassonati will tell you all about this dude if you’re a homo and interested, so google him and get the latest mix tape, cause lord knows I haven’t been given one in quite some time.  Check out these Reese Witherspoon bikini pics of her picking her ass, making stupid faces and showing some mom crotch after (more…)

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Name the Slut Butt, Milf edition hits us with a tight ass in a leopard bikini that just looks incredible.  Too incredible to just be an actress,.   Now with the MILF clue, you should be catching on.  I could tell you who she works for but that makes it too easy.  Anyway wait until you get a load on of her tits.  They look INCREDIBLE!  Check it out after (more…)