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Miley Cyrus just doesn’t stop.  Actually, these pictures may or may not be after the whole Miley Crotch No Panty Controversy Photos.  Either way, Miley is still making news and showing off her body while it is still nice and fit.

Miley Cyrus definitely gets a lot of publicity because of her dumper.  Miley Cyrus is really a huge draw anywhere in the news world, but not in a good way.  People want to see her mess up.  It’s kind of a dick move, but that’s the spirit of being a teen idol.  From idol to train wreck is the normal road.  We will await to see the next big Miley screw up.  Check out some more Miley Cyrus inappropriate pictures, wardrobe malfunctions, ass pictures, and other slutty photos after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.75/10)

Miley Cyrus really needs to get herself together.  You know you are going down the toilet when you are being compared to Lindsay Lo-handjob. Now that everyone has settled over the huge Miley upskirt scandal, she kind of stopped whoring it up in concert.   I mean what happened to the sweet innocent Hannah Montana?

I’ll tell you what happened to her, she is in concert bent over doggystyle in tight slutty black leather.  Granted, Miley turns 18 in a couple months, and she definitely is trying to show her new found sexuality.  She has been taking slutty photos since she was about 14, so it really isn’t that big of a shock.  At least she has some clothes on here and possibly is wearing underwear.  Check out some more of Miley’s pictures in concert dancing like a slutty in revealing outfits (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Miley Cyrus should really be wearing panties.  Her outfits are slutty enough for a 17 year old girl.  The Perez Hilton scandalous Miley upskirt  photos have caused a frigging uproar in the whole United States.  I think more people are Googling “Miley Cyrus Perez Hilton Nude Vagina Upskirt” than ” Barack Obama Oil Spill Speech”.  How messed up is America?  Granted Barack didnt’ say shit except “we are going to fix it in two weeks”. Maybe he can use some of the man power to make sure that Miley Cyrus wears panties while filming her music video.

R Kelly would probably piss all over Miley’s face given the chance.  He don’t see nothing wrong.   Perez Hilton could get in a lot of trouble for that pic, but he won’t.  Child porn is usually when it is a person deliberately telling an underage person to strip and do provocative poses and whatnot.  I think he will make out fine, and Miley did say she was wearing underwear.    I couldn’t find the supposed  uncensored photo, and even if I did I don’t think it is a good move to put it up.   I have a reputation to uphold here!  So in substitute, I found these other slutty Miley pics.  Check out some provocative photos of Miley Cyrus  upskirts with panties, including a couple from her performances, and a few from the video shoot after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

I wrote this Miley Cyrus post yesterday, and somehow the entire article just disappeared like Miley’s virgin image did when she launched her latest tour.  To recap my old article, Miley Cyrus doesn’t look 17, doesn’t act 17, and is in reality about 47 years old.  Her nice “virgin cameltoe” has probably been corrupted by many people.

Miley’s ass and legs are getting cellulite already.  Gross.  She is way too young to have that cottage cheese shit already.  I am sick of writing about her, since I wrote this article already.  Here are Miley Cyrus Jailbait see thru cameltoe bj mouth pics from her latest performance on stage looking whorish after (more…)

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Miley Cyrus went to the beach with her daddy.  Isn’t that sweet?  I am surprised that she went with this two piece bikini swimsuit with polka dots on it.  I would’ve thought she might have taken something out of Taylor Momsen or Rihanna’s closet the way she has been dressing lately since her new album came out.  Maybe Miley Cyrus is trying to tone down her new slutty image.  What better way to do it then go to the beach with your daddy and wear an age appropriate not too slutty, not too revealing, but still itsy bitsy teeny weenie pink white polka dot bikini.  Check out some more pictures of Miley Cyrus on the beach in a bikini after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Miley Cyrus looks supremely slutty in her new video Can’t Be Tamed.  Apparently, Miley can’t be tamed to dress age appropriate.   I wonder if her parents approve her outfits before she wears them.  I doubt it.  She probably tells them that she needs to dress like that so more people will like her or some shit.  I am sure that she is attracting a lot of perverts.  I bet once she is 18, Hugh Hefner is going to offer her a shitload of cash to pose in Playboy.  It would probably be the highest selling issue ever.  Guess we will have to wait and see.  Check out some more provocative pictures from Miley Cyrus new slutty video Can’t Be Tamed iincluding some short skirt leg pics and a couple cleavy pics of her laying down after (more…)

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When I first saw these bikini pictures with definite genitalia or just maybe a big bush bulging out of the bathing suit, I felt like a dirtbag for looking at them.  Sarah Hyland, who plays the oldest daughter on the Modern Family TV sitcom, belongs to this leopard beaver poking out of the above pictured bathing suit.  Don’t worry, it’s ok to look.  Even though she looks about 12, she is actually 20 years old.  At first, I thought it was similar to looking at Miley Cyrus in a bikini or any of those other slutty photos of her making kissie face with her stomach showing.  We all know she is 16, but we all mostly look anyway.  But truthfully, Miley Cyrus is really 16 going on about 37 yrs old.  Miley will soon be pregnant, married, divorced, turned lesbian, and then pregnant again probably in that exact order.  Seriously, she is going to have Michael Jackson syndrome and when she is 37, end up sleeping with little girls in her bed claiming she had no childhood.  Next thing, she’ll be taking acid with Macaulay Culkin and watching Alice In Wonderland!  Enough about Miley, I don’t know if Sarah Hyland’s bikini photos are anything to rave about.  She is really CUTE, and I use cute because she is so friggin young, skinny and elementary school looking.  Her body almost looks undeveloped, but what the hell.  She is great on Modern Family, and her Olive Garden commercial makes me want to eat  salad and breadsticks.  Check out some more almost underage, almost inappropriate, almost see through, but non-jailbait photos of Sarah Hyland and her little body in a bikini after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (3.5/5)

The 2010 Oscars sucked worse than Amanda Seyfried hiding her boobs in this hideous dress that she chose.  I wonder if someone paid her to wear that friggin thing?  What a bad choice!  Basically everyone’s outfit pretty much blew goats except Miley Cyrus had her jailbait boobs on display and actually looked pretty.  Christina Hendricks had her monster cannons  blasting out of her dress for everyone to see.   Christina knows what sells, her tits.  Those are definitely the best boobs in Hollywood.  If it wasn’t for Christina being at the Oscars, I would not have posted anything about it.   Her boobs are the real story, the rest of the pics are  just filler.

Back to the actual awards, The Hurt Locker won a shitload of awards including Best Picture.  I personally thought the movie was lame, boring, and anti-climactic.  The acting was shit, and there was really no story.  Avatar definitely should have won.  That was  a real masterpiece.   It was one of the most visually amazing films ever made.  Aside from that, nothing else really made an impact.  Thank god the girl from Precious didn’t win, I can’t stand to look at her.   What’s hilarious is the advertisement for Precious “Precious simply can not be missed”, I was like, no shit!  Check out some pics of other celebs and a pic of  Gabourey Sidibe in that parachute they turned into a dress.  Check out some more Oscar Red Carpet Pictures after (more…)

So here is a photo of MILEY CYRUS BLOWING….out her candles..  What a nice slutty outfit she decided to put on.  What is she like 35 yrs old now?   Thank god the spotlight isn’t really shining on her anymore. I personally have gone tired of her disturbing teenage photos coming up all over the place.   Anyway in other shitty Miley News, she Twittered that she thinks the Twilight movies are Cult.  Just because nobody went to go see your shitty Hannah Montana movie  when it was out, and half the world went to see Twilight, there really isn’t any need to be bitter. Don’t you have enough money??? What is the problem?  She  is getting closer and closer everyday to becoming more of a skank like Britney and disappointing everyone again. Keep watch, she’ll skank it up again real soon. Image courtesy of  NS4W.org

So just when you thought that this movie could not possible get any worse, it just has.  That’s all I need to make me absolutely sure that i will not see this upcoming piece of shit.  The first Sex and the City movie was atrocious.  Now they decide that they need a sequel and who but Miley to have a cameo in it.  So now Horseface Sarah Jessica Parker can have company on the set and have a buddy to go shoe shopping with.  If i were you Sarah, I would watch your husband Mr. Bueller because i am sure he may ask you for her autograph. I feel bad for Matthew Broderick if he ever visits the set.  Dork as he is, he would have to spend his day with possible the five most annoying women on the planet.