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Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D is trying to have sex with everyone while he is in Miami.  Good for him!  He has definitely gained the most popularity, probably being the third most popular cast member behind Snooki and The Situation.  Speaking of The Situation, what happened to Mike The Situation Sorrentino’s Abs?

Mike’s Abs seem to have disappeared.   Maybe his steroids are wearing off and he is getting fat.  Or maybe he is hanging out with Snooki too much and eating a lot with her and gaining some sympathy weight in her honor.  Back to Pauly D, he even tried to bang out Snooki!

Pauly is really on a rampage trying to have sex with everyone in sight.  Even Snooki!  I am surprised that he could catch Snooki in between meals long enough to try and dry hump her.  Check out some more pictures of Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D and the whore that he was banging,  her nice ass in a bikini, taking off her bikini and grabbing her tits after (more…)

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There will be a lot of pictures of Nicole ” Snooki ” Polizzi and The Jersey Shore cast doing more than just clubbing this year.  Reason being, they aren’t allowed in many clubs down in Miami.  The show is set to start off in Miami, and then once it gets warmer, finish the season out in good ole Dirty Jerz.  WTF is up with those sunglasses Snickas is wearing?  How can you even see out of some shit like that?  Aside from that, Snooki’s tits are looking extra fat.  I don’t think that those things are ever going to stop growing.  In other Jersey Shore non club going news, the biggest Juicehead of them all Ronnie, got a tattoo.

I think the tattoo artist is probably drawing a picture of  Mike The Situation’s dick right above Ronnie’s ass crack.  This way, he can lift up his shirt, bend over and tell everyone “That’s the Situation, right here”.  In all seriousness, what the hell is Ronnie getting a tramp stamp?  I mean, it is a jersey thing to have some kind of tribal nightmare tattooed across your ass crack and lower back, but usually girls are the ones who get it.  Check out some more pictures of Snooki’s fat plumpy dumpy oompa loompa  boobs, Ronnie acting like a little girl getting a tattoo, the guys from JS  with their shirts off and the Jersey Shore cast looking for something to do other than go clubbing after (more…)

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The crew of Jersey Shore is hitting the gym hard.  It’s probably because they aren’t allowed to go anywhere else in Miami.   My friend lives in Miami and he told me that it is all over the news that certain clubs aren’t letting any of the Jersey Shore cast members in.  Jersey Shore cast members have been banned from a shitload of Miami hotspots.  I don’t know why they would do that.  You would think that the clubs would want the publicity, but I guess not.  So it seems the Jersey Shore crew has been spending a lot of time doing other things.  Snooki looks overjoyed to be at the gym!

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Snooki’s face right there is one that even a mother COULDN’T love.  She should just listen to her shirt and get naked already.  Snooki still swears she will never pose for Playboy, but once their fame dies down and her and J-Woww can’t find anything else to do, they will take the money and do a Playboy shoot.  Mike The Situation is probably definitely Playgirl bound, and maybe Ronnie as well.  I would suggest doing it before Season 2 is over, they should really strike while the iron is hot, because I think they will all be soon forgotten.  Check out some more pictures of the Jersey Shore crew at the gym and J-Woww wearing  what seems to be no bra because her nipples are poking out and maybe no panties because her camel is toe’n after (more…)

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The original cast of Jersey Shore packed their bags and headed to Miami to start filming the second season.  But this poses the question, what is going to happen to Snooki’s tool ass boyfriend Emilio? Snooki better not stay faithful to this well groomed douchebag.   I mean look at him in this picture, he has better waxed eyebrows that most women I have seen.  He is even making Miley Cyrus kissie face in the picture.  I think he just latched on to her because of all her fame from the show.  He can’t really like her, she is borderline retarded and seems to be getting fatter and fatter.  She does have a great rack, but everything else is just getting worse.  Wait until Snooki is 30, she’ll be pushing a wheelbarrow in front of her to carry her tits so they aren’t dragging across the floor!

MTV, smart bastards that they are, already started to take applications for the third season.  I guess they are going to bring it home and back to the Dirty Jerz. You can APPLY HERE TO BE ON JERSEY SHORE SEASON 3 I think the show is going to be pretty staged this year, but we’ll have to wait and see.  The cast is already banned from a bunch of Miami hot spots, so they won’t have many options. I hope another guy punches a girl in the face, preferrably Angelina.  She is such a phucking ditch pig, and I would love to see her take a nice sucker punch in her friggin mule face.  Check out some photos of the cast rolling their suitcases filled with Valtrex, Boy Butter, Axe Body Spray, J-woww boob shirts, spray tan, Vaseline, Viagra, Deca, Anadrol, Sustanon, and everything Dolph Lundren took in Rocky 4 after the (more…)

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Jenni J Woww Farley’s has been living up the Jersey Shore fame just as much as the next cast member.  I can’t say that anyone or anything from the show is getting as much publicity as Snooki’s Nude Pictures and Snooki’s Sex Tape, but I would say that J Wow is probably 3rd in the Jersey Shore Celebrity Ranking.  Mike The Situation is coming in at a cool 2nd.  Other than that, J-Woww , Jenni Farley, or her real name Jen McFarlsberg seems to be catching a fair amount of attention.  I know that she was going to the club with Snooki to meet Kim Kardashian and I am sure she will get some Proactiv commercials sometime soon.  I don’t know why, but J-Woww just doesn’t do anything great for me.  I’m definitely more of a Snooki fan, but I’m really waiting for some Sammi Sweetheart naughty pics to surface. Check out the J-woww natural pic,  I think that may have been pre-implants,.  Also, J-Woww’s boyfriend looks kind of like The Situation.   Anyway, we look forward to the next season of Jersey Shore and hope that Jen McFarlsberg can take her plastic cans out and have someone motorboat them until they die from toxic silicone inhalation.

It looks as if  “The Situation” has been doin it Jersey Shore style for quite some time.  I am sorry, but you don’t get abs like that without taking steroids or having plastic surgery.   Mike is definitely one of my favorite characters from the show.  He could be a real douchebag, but at the same time he was pretty funny.  Mike also hooked up with almost every girl on the show, AND THE BOARDWALK!!  Vinny seemed like he really didn’t belong there.  Pauly and Ronnie both fit right in with the tan, roided up body and guido hairstyles.  Vinny looked like a nice guy that wouldn’t know the first thing about fashion, a bottle of hair gel or a bottle of steroids!   Mike frequently compared himself to Rambo. I think that even Sylvester Stallone would agree that this is really “THE SITUATION“.  Here are some pics of Mike The Situation and his steroid abs after (more…)

This is pretty funny.  What is even funnier is all the press this show gets!  Everyone seems to still be talking about it.  I will admit the show really grew on me and I am sure you can tell as I posted enough articles about it.  Mila Kunis as Snooki and Thomas Lennon from Reno 911 as The Situation is hilarious.  Mila actually does a really good Snooki.  I wish Mila Kunis had a sex tape instead of Snooki.  She is just way hotter.  Radar Online said that the Snooki sex tape is real and they have seen it.  She supposedly is bent over holding on a bed post or something  looking at the camera with her head tilted.  In the meantime, here is what I’d imagine is  a Snooki Sex Tape Preview!