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Taylor  Momsen is one step away from doing Penthouse or Playboy. I mean this was just the beginning, plus the nipple tape boob flashing, I mean, we’ve almost all seen everything.  Give it to us Taylor! (more…)

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If you liked Alison Lohman as Nicolas Cage’s daughter and jerked off to her in Matchstick Men when she was a tight young little skateboarding thirteen year old, then you’ll love this shit.  Alison could get it, but she has that face like her pussy stinks.  I wonder if it does, does it smell like roses, or does it smell like toe cheese?  Does she wipe frontwards and drive the shit into her clam?  I am not sure, examine and determine, final words, spoken like a true gentleman, don’t wear no suit and no tie, I’m no gentleman, gettin laid chicken heads that’s my hobby, never bust a nut when the bitch is lookin sloppy, I be the Dick Thick, cause I’m a Critic, never liked the name I received from my father, dirty deluxe, drunk huntin for skanks to fuck, snatch the devil up by his hand and cut his head off…. Wow, do you know where that’s from? I should have been  a rapper, not a blogger, venom in my veins, and I fuckin blame my father, but I like Alison Lohman, she could give me a nice blow man, and I’ll pretend she Lindsay Lohan after (more…)

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May Andersen is the filthiest whore to ever leak photos.  Look at these pics, it is like Pulp Fiction meets Black Max & Anal Woman meets Chloe meets Dildo’s Anonymous. I must be missing out, where the fuck are girls who let you photograph them in these types of situations?  What the hell is this shit all about, the ball gag is one thing, another is saying, her let me stick a dildo and anal beads up my ass and then you can take some pics.  Yeah, we’ll put them up on Facebook later and you can tag your mom.  What the fuck????   May Andersen, owner of the filthiest leaked pics to hit Critdick, the net, and the entire world, check out this extreme filth after (more…)

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Ariana Grande is getting felt up by another singer, Elizabeth Gillies.  Me likey this shit.  They look like they are having pretend lesbian fun.  I likey that shit too. Never heard of Elizabeth Gillies, but she looks like she could get the johnson and take it all the way to freedom town.  These fake lesbian ho’s are 18 and ripe for the picking.  Check out their lesbian activity after (more…)

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Katy Perry was really destined for stardom. I mean look at that body, the tits are definitely the best feature.  It just makes the rest of her body much more sexy.  I wrote a post previously about her young big tits and people really seemed to like it, so I found some more Katy Perry young big boobed goodness.  Check out this nice compilation of jerk off material after (more…)

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Nicole Richie is looking hot as hell in her bikini.  I don’t know where she got that ass from, but that shit is looking nice.  Samantha Ronson is hanging out with her and I think I can see one of Lindsay Lohan’s red pubic hairs stuck in her teeth.  Not sure, but there is a slightly red patch of Lilo’s bush possibly in there, either that or she earned her red wings.  Regardless, this is all about Nicole Richie’s hot bikini ass, not some lesbian rug munching record spinning little boy.  (more…)

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In the spirit of all the leaked nude pictures that will be coming out shortly, I found these Vanessa Hudgens and Alexa Nikolas leaked lesbian partially nude but covered pictures.  These Disney girls and Nickelodeon stars are seriously getting dirtier and dirtier every day.  I like it.  These pics of Vanessa are still all over the internet, and so are the ones of this girl Alexa Nikolas.  They are really hot and damn dirty sexy, check them out after (more…)

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Adrianne Curry is topless in this photo above, looking kind of scary with that crazy smile and also you can see her making out and sucking the tits of some blonde busted hag.  I don’t know what Adrianne is doing now that she is getting divorced, maybe trying the lesbian path and licking some carpet.  I am sure Lady Gaga would love to eat her junk, maybe she should hit her up on Twitter.  Check out the latest Adrianne Curry Twitter Photos including some nice ass pics, topless nude pics, some covered, and some others of her with some blonde ho riding her lap after (more…)

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Vanessa Hudgens cut her hair off.  But she didn’t cut her tits off.  Thank the man upstairs for that.  Her hair will grow back but those natural breasts wouldn’t.    Haha, I am watching a shitty low quality bootleg of the new Fast & The Furious right now and seriously, Vin Diesel is the worst actor ever.  Paul Walker isn’t doing that good of a job either.   Wait a minute, I take that back, the dude who plays Vince in the first one, (the guy who Paul Walker saves from getting killed when his arm is tangled and the trucker dude shoots him in the leg with the shot gun and shit) is the worst actor EVER.  I mean, Andy Dick could do a better job cast in a movie playing Barrack Obama.  Anyway, Hudgie’s new hairdo may be lesbionic, but her titties area looking sweet, and not to mention the upskirt UPSKIRT, upskirtS, THAT TAKE PLACE IN THESE PICS, CHECKE EM OUT (more…)

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Alison Brie & Gillian Jacobs are looking like they are ready to get a dildo and fuck each other’s brains out.  Alison’s tits are so big they are bulging out of that bra.  Her tits are looking like something has been done to really perk those huge knockers up.  Gillian Jacobs I didn’t know much about but I found her tits fully nude and she looks like she has a really great rack as well.  These two bitches, great tits, huge tits, naked tits, LESBIAN ACTIVITY PLUS A HOT VIDEO after

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