(8.5/10)

Kesha Ugly Face Mcgee had a major boob slip and showed everyone her pig nipples.  Kesha really has a terrible body and kind of makes me want to puke all over myself and smear it in my eyes so that I don’t have to look at her anymore.  If you want to see pink pig nipples, check it out after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Bitches and some d-bags get mad when I make fun of Kesha and her sloppy skank body.  So to all the people who find it offensive, I have written this Remix.  TO the tune of Rihanna What’s My Name… Ohh Kesha, ya body’s lame, , Oh Kesha, your gut’s a shame a shame a shame…”baby you’re sloppy,  let’s please try to hide your body, cause no one fuckin wants it, so please don’t try to flaunt it, I surrender, my glasses and my contacts, so I can’t clearly see ya  butt fats,  or you’re dirty ass crack, i hate that, ohhhhh girl, I really want to spit on you, cause I’m blinded by your ass in bikinis… Well a little something like that.  I wrote that shit in seriously like 3 minutes and 30 seconds, so I think it was pretty good.  Kesha, we all know you have a beerbelly, that  you are a  huge pig with little talent.  Please go to Jenny Craig, get on a diet, stop chugging Sam Adams and work out.  You look like  a gross pig.  Snooki said to GTL.  Pig Photos+ Slop Bikini Ass (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

Kesha of Ke$ha did a photo shoot for Maxim Italy in a pathetic attempt to look sexy.   She really turns me off.  Aside from Kesha’s Sloppy Fugly Bikini Pics, she still looks like a dirtbag with an ugly beek for a nose and a sloppy 38 year old woman’s body.  Even the make up artists of Maxim couldn’t make her look attractive.    I think Samuel Jackson said it best in Juice “Just cause you pour syrup on shit, don’t make it pancakes” I am not a fan of plastic surgery, but I would highly recommend it for Kesha.  She should get a nice new nose, a boob job to jack up her flapjack tits, and some lipo around her fat pear shaped bottom.  Check out the rest of Kesha’s Maxim Italy Photo Shoot  in black leather with sloppy cleavage after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (5/5)

Kesha is absolutely disgusting in a bikini.  She is 22 years old and she has the bikini body of one of the Golden Girls.  I can’t believe what make up can do for some people.  I mean we have all seen Pamela Anderson without make up, and that was a scary sight.   But for Ke$ha being so young and to have such an awkward body it is really sad.  She had the nerve to insult Britney Spears and say her lip singing was bad, well she shouldn’t talk about anyone looking like that.  I personally think that Ke$ha’s songs suck.  And what is with the $ in her name??  Who is she the new and improved female Ma$e?  They both look like they definitely have a little touch of retardation, so that could be why she puts that  sign there.  Maybe that is a secret code for retarded performers.  Anyway, this is what Ke$$$ha looks like with make up on:

Granted, her legs still do look kind of weird and she does have a really strange bottom half of her body  But at least her face doesn’t look like a worse than if Sarah Jessica Parker and a thoroughbred mated and the child was delivered feet first through the anus.  There is nothing great about this girl, and she seem to want everyone to make a big deal about her.  She also insulted Justin Bieber, who is so conceited, it probably made him cry. It was also reported that Kesha wears her placenta around her neck to bring her closer to having a spiritual experience.  What kind of shit is that, seriously?  What a freak with an ugly busted 55 year old woman’s body.  If you want to be grossed out, check out some sloppy, ugly, busted, flabby, flat out disgusting old lady bathing suit pictures after (more…)