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Name The Slut Butt dirty sex tape whore Pete from Smallville meth dealer incarcerated conjugal visit  fucker edition.  Nuff said (more…)

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Kristina Shannon & Karissa Shannon asses look amazing in the latest issue of NUTS Magazine.  They really do have some nice bodies, pretty faces, one more than the other and they are both huge whores.  (more…)

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Karissa & Kristina Shannon look like they were just made for sex.  Threesomes and dangling from Hugh Hefners’ saggy old testicles was their born destiny.  Their tits and asses speak for themselves.  (more…)

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These asses need to get boned.  Plus, these sluts need to do something.  A reality show would fail.  A porn career, well maybe.  Maybe just go everywhere naked.  Butt ass naked with your snatch and Hefner’s jizz still dripping out of it after they swallowed his Viagra cock 20000 times.  Asses, Shannon sisters, hot badonks, after (more…)

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Karissa & Kristina Shannon are naked and nude together ready to jump on Hugh Hefner’s dick.  That dude’s pecker must have permanent rug burn from all the snapper.  Pete from Smallville may be the second luckiest dude, aside from being a meth dealer, her probably laid the pipe to both these sisters simultaneously.  Karissa & Kristina are fully nude standing next to Hef and you can see both of their vaginas as well as their hot asses fully nude.  Check it out after (more…)

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Karissa & Kristina Shannon seriously were built for pleasure and a smooth ride on some dicks.  There is no getting around that.  Their asses are ready for just about anything.  Hugh Hefner is a lucky dude man.   Imagine doing both of these bitches at once, and they aren’t even close to being the hottest girls in Playboy.  It makes me sick that his old rusty dick has been up in these hos.  Grrr What the deal, like I’m DMX and shit.  Check out Karissa & Kristina Shannon’s hot asses and sexy bodies wearing almost nothing after (more…)

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Name the slut butt seems to be going well.  I think people dig it.  I give it away most of the time, but I use this post to put a nice picture of a hot ass and say as little as possible about the bitch because I just don’t fucking care.  This slut likes black guys, jailbound dudes.  Name the slut but and check out her hot bikini body after (more…)

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Karissa Shannon keeps making her way onto Critdick.com by simply showing that she has a really hot body and she knows how to play it up for the cameras.  This looks like a photo shoot, but it isn’t .  Karissa is smart in the way that she sees the papparazzi and then automatically goes into Playboy posing mode and shows the photogs what they want to see… her thonged up ass and her nice sexy body! Check out these hot bikini green cabrini green Candyman fucker-ish pictures of the black dude from Smallville’s bitch with some serious ass in thong pics after (more…)

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Karissa Shannon is a real skanky dick tease.  I mean, she is just putting her ass out there and begging the photogs to photograph her nice booty and there are even some instances where she bends almost fully over to show a reverse cameltoe!  I think i patented that phrase, it’s a combination of reverse cowgirl and cameltoe.  I think I should get credit for it and maybe put it on urbandictionary.com.  Check out these hot pics of Karissa in a yellow super revealing bikini after (more…)

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Attention whore Karissa Shannon definitely staged these pictures and probably tipped off a papa razzi that she was going to be wherever the f these pics were shot.  I think she was doing this to get some publicity for her SEXTAPE.  It is definitely staged, because if you take your eyes off of Karissa’s poised ass ready for penetration, you will see Theo Huxtable sitting in the background trying not to pay attention and read some shit that Google is going to be over.  Karissa is a huge slutbag whore, who has low standards, and definitely doesn’t deserve the publicity and the money she and Theo are going to make off their shit sex tape.  Check out some more Karissa Shannon attention whore pictures including a red carpet full breast and nip slip, some other doggystyle and thong ass bikini pics, and a nice panty upskirt after (more…)