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Kanye West‘s ex girlfriend Amber Rose shows her weird ass snatch and penetrates her own vagina.  Amber said that she was upset that these pictures were stolen by her assistant and sold to Media Takeout, but seriously, if you didn’t want them to leak, why would you keep them on a computer that your assistant uses.  Secondly, who keeps pictures of themselves masturbating?  You can see yourself masturbate any time you want, so what is the sense of keeping pictures with your hand halfway up your vagina. I will give it to her, for a bald headed bitch, she does have a really nice body and her pussy looks like it is a giver and a taker both at the same time.  Excuse the huge tags, but MTO has issues with that shit and this is all I could find.  Happy Fourth of July and have a good fuckin time at whatever BBQ you go to and make sure that you pull up Critdick.com and show everyone how perverted and deranged my site it.  Check out Amber Rose, fully nude, uncensored, fingering herself, penetration, doggystyle pussy exposed, and some nice nude tit pics after (more…)

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Angela Martini looks pretty damn drunk and sexy.  Sexier than drunk, or maybe drunker than sexy, but the fact of the matter is she has a bald beaver and she didn’t wear any panties.  Seriously, look mom, no hands, I said look ma, no panties.  I said duh bitch,  a smoothie, I said duh bitch, a smoothie.  I like this type of smoothie much better than anything that is made with yogurt.  I can make my own yogurt and sell it to sperm banks for their concessional stand.  Bitch’s bald Kanye West been fuckin beaver with no trace of pubes, except Kanye West’s “George Bush Hates Black People” pubic curly-cues on her chin with no panties and the ultimate red carpet with no carpet pussy slip after (more…)

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Mrs. Clean is the woman, behind the shine.  I don’t know if Kanye ever told this bitch to let her hair grow, or if her actually liked having sex with a bald head bitch.  I don’t know if I could do it or not, I mean Amber Rose’s body is definitely on point and hot, but the whole Sinead O’Connor bald headedness kind of turns me off.  I guess maybe I would try to get some role playing in and give her a blond wig or something with pig tails and then it wouldn’t be so bad.  Even doggystyle would be ruff, because there is no hair to pull and I think that her head shining back at me would kind of drive me to go soft.  Anyway, check out some more Amber Rose thong bikini pics that show off her nice ass, some nice cleavage in a swimsuit, and some other topless nude tittie pics after (more…)

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Kanye West new big titted girlfriend Shay from the UK is boobalicious.  “She gotta ass that’ll swallow up a g-string, and on top, uh, two huge things, and I’m splooging, from ya boobs SCHWING.”  Ok, I’m done rapping for now.  Kanye’s bitch needs to get a last name.  Shay West possibly soon?  That sounds like a porn name.

That’s a nice topless nude pic of Kanye’s new flava of the month, holding those cannons.  I think Shay shops for her bra in the same oversized store I buy my jockstraps.  Kanye should remake a song for her.  “Titty woman, walking down the street, Titty Woman, the bitch can’t see her feet”  Anyway, Kanye West new girl = Huge tits.  Check out about 20 pictures of Kanye West’s girlfriend Shay and her humongous tits in bikinis, lingerie, topless, and ass in panties after (more…)

This Herme said she is still gonna tour even tho Kanye West cancelled his part of the show!  How dare she! She needs him to be there to get up and grab the mic from her and say how much better Eryka Badu is!

What’s really funny is when you Google Image search Lady Gaga, it says Related Searches lady gaga hermaphrodite.

Ha! Anyway, I didn’t think this bitch could get any uglier, but as you can see from above, she was much worse.  She looked like Courtney Love and Bette Midler had a donut eating contest and their faces morphed together.