Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

J-Wow shows the world that her big fake tits literally break her bikini and her bikini wax does work over cellulite and also shows her bald peach that needs to get penetrated by Roger so more. 

Jenni Jwoww Farley loses part of her top and fixes it while Snooki’s big sloppy boobs are falling out all over the place.  Jwoww’s nip looks weird, either that or a piece of pepperoni fell down her shirt in her pre pic pizza eating contest.

Jenni Jwoww Farley looks like a retard in those glasses.  What the fuck was she thinking?  I get it, she lost weight, thinks she is hot shit, but I would rather do Snooki at this point.  And Sammi, but not Deena.  Nah mean?

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Did I say Snooki Blows?  Well, I’m talkin bout kisses, talking bout kisses on my dick from my dirty fuckin mistress, talkin bout dick tween the tits like real Jersey Shorian do, before I drops my goo. UH HUH UH

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Britney Spears remains young and show her downward pointed nipples while on top of Jersey Shore Pauly D’s shoulders.  What a slut bag.  Me Likey.!  What a slutbag.  Did i say slutbag?  I meant it.  I said it, I meant it, I stole my momma’s credit, I’ll cool I’m hot, sock me in the stomach three more times.  BITCH!

Snooki hosted a party in Atlantic City.  Deena made out with Paulie D and fell over everything drunk and was a fucking mess.  Jersey Shore kind of sucks, but Deena and her falling down makes it much better.  Check out these moving GIF images and Snooki with big tits at Atlantic City after

Rating: ★★★★★★½☆☆☆ 

Jersey Shore’s Snooki is in little short shorts showing her ass and a slight cameltoe.  Snooki‘s tiny little vajay is going to get romped in Italy.  I bet she cheats on her boyfriend while she is there.  These episodes so far are just ok, I do like single Ronnie, and Sammi looks awesome.  Check out Snooki’s little ass bent over and tiny little legs after

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

JWoww is on Jimmy Fallon.  I guess that Snooki or The Situation were unavailable to show up for the interview.  There is no way that either of them weren’t first choice.  Jwoww kinda looks like a bobble head now, and her big fake tits are too big and fake.  I’d rather have Sammi or Snooki.  That is my order of penetration, Sammi, Snooki, Jwoww, Deena.  Check out some leggy and cleavage filled pics of JWoww and her tattoo on Jimmy Fallon after

Rating: ★★★★½☆☆☆☆☆ 

Jersey Shore is back with more nudity and wardrobe malfunctions than ever.  Deena Cortese seems to take the brunt of the slips and oops with her ass being exposed severely already.  Deena’s ass looks like someone ran it over and dragged it down the block all over the gravel blacktop pavement and then smeared it with cottage cheese.  Regardless, I am excited to see the new J-Woww and her skinny ass with big tits, Sammi being a twat fighting with Ronnie, and Snooki being a retard and hopefully showing her titties because they are huge.  Check out the bitches from Jersey Shore and Deena’s big wardrobe malfunction ass slip upskirt after

*******½~~ (7.5/10)

Jersey Shore is back on Thursday and Deena Nicole Cortese leads the pack of vagina that will be exposing themselves and doing dumb shit, hooking up and rawdoggin some randoms.  I am looing forward to the show, I want to see The Situation get his ass kicked by Ronnie and Snooki crash into a cop car.  I also want to see all the big fat tits that are on that piece. I know that I will be glued waiting to see Mike get his ass beat.  It will probably happen in one of the last eps, and MTV will tease you with that shit for the entire season.  Anyway, check out multiple upskirts of Deena Cortese and her fat ass, thick thighs, and panties after