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Here are some pictures of Jersey Shore’s J-Woww Jen McFarlsberg, of Jenni Farley, or whatever the hell she calls herself these days.  J-woww is looking extra slutty and seems ready to go and head up a party that Charlie Sheen may be throwing with a bunch of hookers in leather bikinis.  J-Woww’s tits are always on display, so this is nothing different.  She has been pretty quiet in her hooking up this season on Jersey Shore, but I am sure she will whore it up soon.  Check out the rest of J-Woww’s pictures in sexy black leather showing her huge fake tit cleavage and the rest of her body after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

I think that Snooki just made me puke in my mouth.  False alarm, it was just a vurp from some Outback I ate before.   Actually, I think it was a little bit of both.  Snooki is getting fatter and fatter and fatter by the second.  What the F are they feeding the girls down there in Miami?  They must be eating too much gelato at that friggin place they all work at there.  J-Woww finally showed us some ass in her bikini.

Even Sammi Sweetheart is starting to look a little piggish.  What is happening to the girls of Jersey Shore?  Snooki looked much better last season.  She is really porking up.  Even her face looks so immensely fat!  Check out some more pictures of Sammi Sweetheart in her bikini on the beach with Ronnie, J-Woww shows her big fake boobs and her fat ass in a swimsuit, and Snooki looks fat, flabby, disgusting with fat Ditch pig tits after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Jersey Shore’s J-Woww checks to see if her money maker implants are still there.  Stripping off her bikin will definitely get her some more publicity.  Too bad the picture wasn’t taken from the other side, we could have saw her big fake boobs naked!     The only thing good about Jenni J-Woww McSkankberg  is her big fake tits.  I am actually getting sick of posting pictures of them.  J-Woww and Snooki never seem to show their asses in bikinis.  They always have them covered up.  But what her and Snooki are doing is dyking out.  Actually, Snooki saw food and tried to take it out of J-Woww’s mouth! Check out their “lesbian kiss” here:

These attention whores are really earning their paychecks this season. I expect to see a lot of grimy slutty behavior.  I am sure before the show starts, I’ll have more than half of the shit that happens posted. Check out some more bikini pictures of J-Woww’s big fake tits, Snooki’s fat oompa loompa tits, and a few more pictures of J-Woww and Snooki “making out”  after (more…)