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Here are some pictures of Jersey Shore’s J-Woww Jen McFarlsberg, of Jenni Farley, or whatever the hell she calls herself these days.  J-woww is looking extra slutty and seems ready to go and head up a party that Charlie Sheen may be throwing with a bunch of hookers in leather bikinis.  J-Woww’s tits are always on display, so this is nothing different.  She has been pretty quiet in her hooking up this season on Jersey Shore, but I am sure she will whore it up soon.  Check out the rest of J-Woww’s pictures in sexy black leather showing her huge fake tit cleavage and the rest of her body after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Here are some photos of the girls from Jersey Shore walking down the street in such tight shorts that their whole junk is practically see through.   Snooki’s fat cameltoe looks more like a moose knuckle! 

There’s always tons of pictures of the girl’s from Jersey Shore’s tits, but cameltoe photos are harder to come by.  Season 2 looks to be filled with more drama than ever before.  I wonder how it is going to be when season 3 starts and the Snook-A-Like  Deena Nicole Cortese comes into the show.

Even Deena Nicole has jumped on the short shorts fat cameltoe bandwagon!  That’s supposed to be all Snooki, all day long!  Maybe Snooki will get mad and get drunk and tell Deena that she is stealing the spotlight from her and give her about 10 doses of orange spray tan while she is sleeping and  make her look like a tangerine.  Check out some more pics of the Jersey Shore girls fat cameltoes walking down the street with their vajays talking to each other after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

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Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

I think that Snooki just made me puke in my mouth.  False alarm, it was just a vurp from some Outback I ate before.   Actually, I think it was a little bit of both.  Snooki is getting fatter and fatter and fatter by the second.  What the F are they feeding the girls down there in Miami?  They must be eating too much gelato at that friggin place they all work at there.  J-Woww finally showed us some ass in her bikini.

Even Sammi Sweetheart is starting to look a little piggish.  What is happening to the girls of Jersey Shore?  Snooki looked much better last season.  She is really porking up.  Even her face looks so immensely fat!  Check out some more pictures of Sammi Sweetheart in her bikini on the beach with Ronnie, J-Woww shows her big fake boobs and her fat ass in a swimsuit, and Snooki looks fat, flabby, disgusting with fat Ditch pig tits after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Jersey Shore’s J-Woww checks to see if her money maker implants are still there.  Stripping off her bikin will definitely get her some more publicity.  Too bad the picture wasn’t taken from the other side, we could have saw her big fake boobs naked!     The only thing good about Jenni J-Woww McSkankberg  is her big fake tits.  I am actually getting sick of posting pictures of them.  J-Woww and Snooki never seem to show their asses in bikinis.  They always have them covered up.  But what her and Snooki are doing is dyking out.  Actually, Snooki saw food and tried to take it out of J-Woww’s mouth! Check out their “lesbian kiss” here:

These attention whores are really earning their paychecks this season. I expect to see a lot of grimy slutty behavior.  I am sure before the show starts, I’ll have more than half of the shit that happens posted. Check out some more bikini pictures of J-Woww’s big fake tits, Snooki’s fat oompa loompa tits, and a few more pictures of J-Woww and Snooki “making out”  after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

J-Woww and Snooki  are polluting the nice streets of Miami with their huge boobs.  J-Woww’s big fake tits and Snooki’s fat real tits are just crying for attention.  They both look really haggard and gross here.  Aging hasn’t been kind to Jenni J-Woww Farley’s face and Snooki seems to be getting fatter by the moment.

You can see here that Snooki is on a strict diet.  I think the diet is that she has to swallow “white stuff” by the gallon.  I think J-Woww is partaking in that same diet as well.  Snooki and J-Woww are really getting to be the same.  Both have big  breasts , one real, one fake.  They both like to swallow white stuff.  The only difference is their height and the implants.  Snooki is getting so fat that her tits are getting lopsided. (see below)  Sammi  Sweetheart and Angelina should just go home.  They aren’t even needed on the show.  They both suck.  I expect this season of Jersey Shore to blow goats.  Check out some more pictures of J-Woww and her big fake implants and gross face, Snooki and her fat little dumpy oompa loompa body, and the rest of the Jersey Shore ho’s after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (2.5/5)

There will be a lot of pictures of Nicole ” Snooki ” Polizzi and The Jersey Shore cast doing more than just clubbing this year.  Reason being, they aren’t allowed in many clubs down in Miami.  The show is set to start off in Miami, and then once it gets warmer, finish the season out in good ole Dirty Jerz.  WTF is up with those sunglasses Snickas is wearing?  How can you even see out of some shit like that?  Aside from that, Snooki’s tits are looking extra fat.  I don’t think that those things are ever going to stop growing.  In other Jersey Shore non club going news, the biggest Juicehead of them all Ronnie, got a tattoo.

I think the tattoo artist is probably drawing a picture of  Mike The Situation’s dick right above Ronnie’s ass crack.  This way, he can lift up his shirt, bend over and tell everyone “That’s the Situation, right here”.  In all seriousness, what the hell is Ronnie getting a tramp stamp?  I mean, it is a jersey thing to have some kind of tribal nightmare tattooed across your ass crack and lower back, but usually girls are the ones who get it.  Check out some more pictures of Snooki’s fat plumpy dumpy oompa loompa  boobs, Ronnie acting like a little girl getting a tattoo, the guys from JS  with their shirts off and the Jersey Shore cast looking for something to do other than go clubbing after (more…)

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The crew of Jersey Shore is hitting the gym hard.  It’s probably because they aren’t allowed to go anywhere else in Miami.   My friend lives in Miami and he told me that it is all over the news that certain clubs aren’t letting any of the Jersey Shore cast members in.  Jersey Shore cast members have been banned from a shitload of Miami hotspots.  I don’t know why they would do that.  You would think that the clubs would want the publicity, but I guess not.  So it seems the Jersey Shore crew has been spending a lot of time doing other things.  Snooki looks overjoyed to be at the gym!

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Snooki’s face right there is one that even a mother COULDN’T love.  She should just listen to her shirt and get naked already.  Snooki still swears she will never pose for Playboy, but once their fame dies down and her and J-Woww can’t find anything else to do, they will take the money and do a Playboy shoot.  Mike The Situation is probably definitely Playgirl bound, and maybe Ronnie as well.  I would suggest doing it before Season 2 is over, they should really strike while the iron is hot, because I think they will all be soon forgotten.  Check out some more pictures of the Jersey Shore crew at the gym and J-Woww wearing  what seems to be no bra because her nipples are poking out and maybe no panties because her camel is toe’n after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (2.5/5)

The original cast of Jersey Shore packed their bags and headed to Miami to start filming the second season.  But this poses the question, what is going to happen to Snooki’s tool ass boyfriend Emilio? Snooki better not stay faithful to this well groomed douchebag.   I mean look at him in this picture, he has better waxed eyebrows that most women I have seen.  He is even making Miley Cyrus kissie face in the picture.  I think he just latched on to her because of all her fame from the show.  He can’t really like her, she is borderline retarded and seems to be getting fatter and fatter.  She does have a great rack, but everything else is just getting worse.  Wait until Snooki is 30, she’ll be pushing a wheelbarrow in front of her to carry her tits so they aren’t dragging across the floor!

MTV, smart bastards that they are, already started to take applications for the third season.  I guess they are going to bring it home and back to the Dirty Jerz. You can APPLY HERE TO BE ON JERSEY SHORE SEASON 3 I think the show is going to be pretty staged this year, but we’ll have to wait and see.  The cast is already banned from a bunch of Miami hot spots, so they won’t have many options. I hope another guy punches a girl in the face, preferrably Angelina.  She is such a phucking ditch pig, and I would love to see her take a nice sucker punch in her friggin mule face.  Check out some photos of the cast rolling their suitcases filled with Valtrex, Boy Butter, Axe Body Spray, J-woww boob shirts, spray tan, Vaseline, Viagra, Deca, Anadrol, Sustanon, and everything Dolph Lundren took in Rocky 4 after the (more…)

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Here is Jersey Shore’s Jenni J-Woww Farley aka Jen Mcfarlsberg aka big tits ugly face in a bikini being a slutbag somewhere.  She really is kind of gross and needs some serious work done on her face.  She should have taken the money she used to get her breast implants and had something done to make her face prettier.  Her popularity seems to be dying down along with the rest of the cast members, but I still like to post pics of the cast when I come across them.  She actually doesn’t look too bad in these bikini pictures and she definitely has a nice body.  I just wish she didn’t get her implants so big, and they are really a botched job and look so fake it’s almost unattractive.  I bet they feel like a softball in a catcher’s mitt.  Anyway, check out some more Jenni Jwoww breast and bikini photos a J-woww upskirt, and one with Jenni and Leo Dicaprio after (more…)