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Heidi Montag shows us that she spent a ton of money to get a plastic body where her big tits are on display along with her plastic ass, legs, Conan The Barbarian jaw, lip implant, nose job, foot job, tug job, blow job, knob job, snow job, and probably a plastic brain that was made by Fisher Price and sold in K-Mart for 19.95.  Mrs Potato Head married Humpty Dumpty and got their joints all clumpy like my oatmeal lumpy, I’m slick with this, Woman Plas-tic, I get ridiculous, I’ll even by ya new lips and bigger tits, hey yo fat girl, come here, have some donuts.  I gotta go before I go nuts, and blow guts, and up chuck the dum fuck.  Yeah I’m done, Heidi Momtag, big fake tits, tight fake bikini thonged up ass, skinny fake legs, plastic fake jaw after (more…)

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Here is Heidi Montag drinking alone waiting for someone else to liposuck the other drink that she has while she bathes her plastic body in the pool.  I hate to hate on Heidi, but I do.  She really is a sick person, I mean getting all those surgeries I just can’t comprehend.  Like I said before, I think she looked fine, and actually pretty good, maybe even better than Audrina Partridge.  But not any more in my opinion.  Check out the other Heidi Montag fat ass and fake titted bikini pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Here is a picture of Lurch, I mean Frankenstein, I mean Heidi Montag’s huge fake tit almost falling completely out of her bathing suit.  I heard that Heidi wants to reduce her now crazy huge frankentits, but since her plastic surgeon died, who will perform the butchering?  I think Dr. Kavorkian should be the one to kill Heidi’s big fake breasts.  Ease them into death, ya know?  I kind of like how Heidi’s ass looks in one of the pics below, but it still looks like someone shoved frisbees in the sides of her thighs.  Check out the Heidi Montag bikini malfunction and boob slip pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Heidi Montag’s transformation into a mutant like Frankenstein bitch is now totally complete.  Not to mention, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT ON HER NOSE? Blow up a pic and see what I mean.   I could see having a couple of procedures if you really felt like shit about yourself.  Heidi was much prettier before she had all this shit done.

Look at Heidi Montag the way she used to look in a bikini.  I think that she looked really good right here.  Her tits and face looked so much better.  Now Heidi’s new ass is so fake, round, and  plastic looking, it kind of makes me want to yak.  I wonder what her friends from The Hills think.

I mean, look at that thing.  It looks like someone jammed two oversized apple pies into the side of her ass.  I can’t understand why she would do that to her ass too.  Tits are one thing, but now everyone thinks she looks hideous.  Check out the rest of Franken Heidi Montag’s new found plastic body bikini pictures after (more…)