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Snooki hosted a party in Atlantic City.  Deena made out with Paulie D and fell over everything drunk and was a fucking mess.  Jersey Shore kind of sucks, but Deena and her falling down makes it much better.  Check out these moving GIF images and Snooki with big tits at Atlantic City after (more…)

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Snooki hosted a party at Wet Republic in Vegas and it looks to me like the weight loss impacted her tits.  Snooki’s tits were her best attribute, she definitely has a nice set of real boobs.  As you can see from this GIF, and this picture

They definitely used to be a lot bigger when she was heavier.  I don’t think Snook is ugly.  She is second on my list of Jersey Shore hos.  Sammi is number one, then JWoww, then cumming in her ass, I mean coming in last Deena Butt Lick Cortese.  Check  out the Snooki weight loss with nice cleavage but smaller tits in a bikini top after (more…)

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Christina Aguilera’s milkbags flop around like a fish out of water or Charlie Sheen out of hookers or cocaine.  She is looking sloppy here, and she almost showed you Her Vapoopa.  Vapoopa: (noun) A vagina that has literally not had the shit beat out of it, but rather had the shit beaten INto it. Example: Snooki’s Coo-kah.  Check it out (more…)

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Christina Aguilera is looking fatter and drunker than ever right here.  I don’t know how much she had to drink, but she has been making an ass out of herself all over the place.  Her tits still look good, but her face keeps getting fatter and fatter.  She looks like a porked up Smurfette.  Anyway, check out some nice fat tit pics of Christina after (more…)

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The Real Skankwhores Housewives of Atlanta Kim Zolciak has graced the pages of Critdick.com with her pussy, I mean presence.  No, actually I mean her totally shaved nude vagina and her nice tits in a tight ass bathing suit.  While Kim is above doing the “N” please pose, she is also getting out a limo or a cheap ass Ford Taurus having a bald beaver oops moment.  Check it out (more…)

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Am I totally losing it or does anyone else see the resemblance here?  Christina Aguilera, who recently leaked a bunch of  hot almost fully nude photos, is starting to look like Snooki!  Their tits almost look exactly the same, and the faces that X-tina is making in these photos definitely are some Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi type looks!  Anyway, check out Christina Aguilera’s new Jersey Shore look with nice boobs bouncing around, some serious down shirt cleavage pictures and other boob photos after (more…)

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J-WOWW, how ya like me now?  I bet that this wench is saying that shit to everyone since she shed all those pounds.  She looks much better than she did, except for the slight cellulite on her inner thighs, her  body is looking nice and tight.  Although her tits look good covered up (most of the time) I bet they feel like volleyballs, but harder.  I would take Snooki‘s nice fat titties any time over Jenni J-Woww‘s.

Either way both of these girls are way better than skank ho Angelina!  Check out the rest of Jenni J-Woww’s bikini pictures from Jersey Shore with nice boob pictures, crotch, and in a hot white two piece swimsuit with her boobs busting out after (more…)

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The cat is out of the bag. Well, not the cat, rather the pig nipple has fallen out of the shirt.  I think the title of this article says it all.  It was only a matter of time before we saw a nice full tit slip from one of the Jersey Shore Girls.  We actually have seen a nice down shirt photo of Nicole Snooki Polizzi’s fully naked breast before, but this picture is definitely clearer and shows more of her pig nipple. Check out the pictures of Snooki’s naked boob after (more…)

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So how would you like to see Snooki in her blue nightie ready to get it on in your bed? I think that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is lonely when she isn’t filming Jersey Shore, because she Tweets all these pics of her by herself half naked.  She does have a great rack, I can’t take that away from her.  She really is an attention whore, but other than that she is good for a couple laughs.  Get ready for Jersey Shore season 2 with more big boobs and drama!  Check out some more lonely Snooki pics of her and her big fat tits after (more…)

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Snooki’s fat tits went on a diet.  A cookie diet.  She is even wearing The Cookie Monster’s color!      Snooki actually used to look really good. Check her out when she was at least 20 pounds lighter.\

If you take a look at some of my previous posts that contain her when Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was younger and skinny.   I don’t know what it is about Snooki that people love so much anymore.  She is kind of getting annoying.  At least she ditched her douchebag boyfriend Emilio.  He really needed to be on Tool Academy.  Check out some more of Snooki’s recent photos with her fat ass on display and her tits which continue to grow every day until they reach the size of J-Woww’s fake ones after (more…)