Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

So how would you like to see Snooki in her blue nightie ready to get it on in your bed? I think that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is lonely when she isn’t filming Jersey Shore, because she Tweets all these pics of her by herself half naked.  She does have a great rack, I can’t take that away from her.  She really is an attention whore, but other than that she is good for a couple laughs.  Get ready for Jersey Shore season 2 with more big boobs and drama!  Check out some more lonely Snooki pics of her and her big fat tits after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Snooki’s fat tits went on a diet.  A cookie diet.  She is even wearing The Cookie Monster’s color!      Snooki actually used to look really good. Check her out when she was at least 20 pounds lighter.\

If you take a look at some of my previous posts that contain her when Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was younger and skinny.   I don’t know what it is about Snooki that people love so much anymore.  She is kind of getting annoying.  At least she ditched her douchebag boyfriend Emilio.  He really needed to be on Tool Academy.  Check out some more of Snooki’s recent photos with her fat ass on display and her tits which continue to grow every day until they reach the size of J-Woww’s fake ones after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Snooki sucks the juice out of pickles like it is a dick of some hot guido bastard.  I don’t know what Snooki’s obsession of sucking pickles is, but sometimes it’s hot, and sometimes it’s not.  I think that Snooki really likes pickles because she can’t find an Italian dick that is as big as a Vlasic gherkin.  Be as it may, check out some more Snooki pics of her sucking off pickles, some of her looking fat in a bathing suit, and others of her without her famous “poof” hairdo after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

I think that Snooki just made me puke in my mouth.  False alarm, it was just a vurp from some Outback I ate before.   Actually, I think it was a little bit of both.  Snooki is getting fatter and fatter and fatter by the second.  What the F are they feeding the girls down there in Miami?  They must be eating too much gelato at that friggin place they all work at there.  J-Woww finally showed us some ass in her bikini.

Even Sammi Sweetheart is starting to look a little piggish.  What is happening to the girls of Jersey Shore?  Snooki looked much better last season.  She is really porking up.  Even her face looks so immensely fat!  Check out some more pictures of Sammi Sweetheart in her bikini on the beach with Ronnie, J-Woww shows her big fake boobs and her fat ass in a swimsuit, and Snooki looks fat, flabby, disgusting with fat Ditch pig tits after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.75/10)

Snooki is on the prowl on the beach in her bathing suit moo moo.  She keeps packing on the pounds.  She looks really miserable too.  I think that she is the worst looking one in a bathing suit now.  Snooki used to have a really hot body when she was younger!

Now I know why Snooki was anorexic in highschool.  They said that she weighed about 85 lbs, being that she is only 4 foot 8. the above picture probably taken around then.  Snooki is only in her early 20′s so she is going to gain a lot more weight, and it isn’t going in the right places anymore.  Check out some more pictures of Jersey Shore’s Snooki getting fatter by the second, her FUPA, her big droopy saggy boobs, and fat thighs after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

J-Woww and Snooki  are polluting the nice streets of Miami with their huge boobs.  J-Woww’s big fake tits and Snooki’s fat real tits are just crying for attention.  They both look really haggard and gross here.  Aging hasn’t been kind to Jenni J-Woww Farley’s face and Snooki seems to be getting fatter by the moment.

You can see here that Snooki is on a strict diet.  I think the diet is that she has to swallow “white stuff” by the gallon.  I think J-Woww is partaking in that same diet as well.  Snooki and J-Woww are really getting to be the same.  Both have big  breasts , one real, one fake.  They both like to swallow white stuff.  The only difference is their height and the implants.  Snooki is getting so fat that her tits are getting lopsided. (see below)  Sammi  Sweetheart and Angelina should just go home.  They aren’t even needed on the show.  They both suck.  I expect this season of Jersey Shore to blow goats.  Check out some more pictures of J-Woww and her big fake implants and gross face, Snooki and her fat little dumpy oompa loompa body, and the rest of the Jersey Shore ho’s after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.75/10)

Tiffani Amber Thiessen is pregnant as hell.  She is making a weird face like she has to take a massive shit, or has a annoying turtle head that she can’t squeeze out.  I thought women were supposed to look beautiful and have a “glow” when they are pregnant.  This isn’t a glow, it’s more like a non-radiant ugly cross between constipation and an orgasm.  Tiffani will hopefully get her figure back.  She looked all kinds of hot before.    I think her face says it all.   She looks almost ready to pop.  Any thought for a baby name?  How about Zack? Check out some more pics of Tiffani Amber Thiessen looking pregnant,  bloated , making weird “O / Gotta Poo Faces”  and  wishing  she was Kelly Kapowski again after (more…)

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Jenni J-Woww Farley, or Jen McFarlsberg hit the beach with the other ho’s on Jersey Shore.  J-Woww definitely spends enough time in the gym to show off her body.  Her face is really disgusting with out any make up on, and with make up on, she looks like a straight up money grubbing slut monster.  Her tits are so fake looking, that I don’t even find them attractive.  Angelina Pivarnick is the least famous Jersey Shore Skeeza and has some fried egg looking sloppy hangy tits.

Angelina really sucks.  Since she walked off the show they shouldn’t have asked that ugly conceited skank to come back. Rumor has it the Third Season of Jersey Shore  will bring back Mike The Situation, Pauly D, and of course Nicole Snooki Polizzi.  You gotta have your Snickas!  Snooki was on the beach too and all covered up.

Snooki must have been sucking her finger like, “damn!  everybody’s shit looks tighta then mine”  Snooki better take her ass back to the gym.  She must still be carrying some holiday weight!  Maybe Snooki needs to have more sex  and not just  blow guys.  I don’t know the show could survive without Snooki.    I bet Snooki is going to get her bang on big time this season.  We will have to wait and see.  Check out the rest of the Jersey Shore Girl’s Bikini Pictures including J-Woww’s big fake boobs, Snooki’s big boobs and chunky little body all covered up, and Angelina Pivarnick’s fat jiggly tits and ass after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (2.5/5)

There will be a lot of pictures of Nicole ” Snooki ” Polizzi and The Jersey Shore cast doing more than just clubbing this year.  Reason being, they aren’t allowed in many clubs down in Miami.  The show is set to start off in Miami, and then once it gets warmer, finish the season out in good ole Dirty Jerz.  WTF is up with those sunglasses Snickas is wearing?  How can you even see out of some shit like that?  Aside from that, Snooki’s tits are looking extra fat.  I don’t think that those things are ever going to stop growing.  In other Jersey Shore non club going news, the biggest Juicehead of them all Ronnie, got a tattoo.

I think the tattoo artist is probably drawing a picture of  Mike The Situation’s dick right above Ronnie’s ass crack.  This way, he can lift up his shirt, bend over and tell everyone “That’s the Situation, right here”.  In all seriousness, what the hell is Ronnie getting a tramp stamp?  I mean, it is a jersey thing to have some kind of tribal nightmare tattooed across your ass crack and lower back, but usually girls are the ones who get it.  Check out some more pictures of Snooki’s fat plumpy dumpy oompa loompa  boobs, Ronnie acting like a little girl getting a tattoo, the guys from JS  with their shirts off and the Jersey Shore cast looking for something to do other than go clubbing after (more…)

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The crew of Jersey Shore is hitting the gym hard.  It’s probably because they aren’t allowed to go anywhere else in Miami.   My friend lives in Miami and he told me that it is all over the news that certain clubs aren’t letting any of the Jersey Shore cast members in.  Jersey Shore cast members have been banned from a shitload of Miami hotspots.  I don’t know why they would do that.  You would think that the clubs would want the publicity, but I guess not.  So it seems the Jersey Shore crew has been spending a lot of time doing other things.  Snooki looks overjoyed to be at the gym!

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Snooki’s face right there is one that even a mother COULDN’T love.  She should just listen to her shirt and get naked already.  Snooki still swears she will never pose for Playboy, but once their fame dies down and her and J-Woww can’t find anything else to do, they will take the money and do a Playboy shoot.  Mike The Situation is probably definitely Playgirl bound, and maybe Ronnie as well.  I would suggest doing it before Season 2 is over, they should really strike while the iron is hot, because I think they will all be soon forgotten.  Check out some more pictures of the Jersey Shore crew at the gym and J-Woww wearing  what seems to be no bra because her nipples are poking out and maybe no panties because her camel is toe’n after (more…)