Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Heidi Montag’s transformation into a mutant like Frankenstein bitch is now totally complete.  Not to mention, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT ON HER NOSE? Blow up a pic and see what I mean.   I could see having a couple of procedures if you really felt like shit about yourself.  Heidi was much prettier before she had all this shit done.

Look at Heidi Montag the way she used to look in a bikini.  I think that she looked really good right here.  Her tits and face looked so much better.  Now Heidi’s new ass is so fake, round, and  plastic looking, it kind of makes me want to yak.  I wonder what her friends from The Hills think.

I mean, look at that thing.  It looks like someone jammed two oversized apple pies into the side of her ass.  I can’t understand why she would do that to her ass too.  Tits are one thing, but now everyone thinks she looks hideous.  Check out the rest of Franken Heidi Montag’s new found plastic body bikini pictures after (more…)

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Alicia Douvall shows her daughter what it is all about!  The TITS!  If you don’t know Alicia, like most of the world doesn’t,  I can tell you that she was on some shitty show called Love Island. From the sound of it, you probably just have to be a hot slut to get on it.

I don’t know her daughter’s name, or how old she it, but she is probably jailbait.  Her mom is definitely showing her the ropes, on how to make provocative poses when the papa razzi are around.  Good job, and great mothering you pig.  Check out the rest of Alicia Douvall and her daughter’s bikini pictures in some skimpy swimsuits with nice ass pics and some serious cleavage photos after (more…)

Audrina Partridge is looking kind of hot in her purple bikini.  You can see what a botched shitty implant job that she had.  One of her nips is aligned at about 2 o’clock, and the other at 12 o’clock.  Audrina got her huge wonky breast implants back before she was filthy rich from that shitty show, The Hills. She should take some of that cash and get her tits fixed.

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I can’t really say anything negative about the lower half, and stomach of Audrina Partridge.  She really has a nice lower half.  Her ass is there, but not too predominant and her stomach is nice and flat without being too muscular.  Me likey that.  Anyway, check out the rest of Audrina Partridge’s purple bikini hotness with nice nip poke throughs, see thru cameltoe pics, and some other hot photos of her ass in a swimsuit after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Here is Deena Cortese from Jersey Shore Season 3, stripping off her clothes to show her body and huge fake tits in a leopard bikini. That picture was probably taken a while ago, because her stomach doesn’t look so much like the cottage cheese that it does now.

If you can stifle your vomit for 10 seconds, blow up the picture to get the full effect of Deena Cortese’s flabbiness.  I really think that Jersey Shore could have really found some hotter girls.  In stead, they got GRENADES!  and Deena is nothing but a Snooki look-a-like, or as I call it a Snook-A-Like.  Check out the rest of  the new girl from Jersey Shore Deena Cortese and her sluttiest pictures including bikinis, lingerie outfits, and a couple other compromising positions plus a nice LESBIAN KISS after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)

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I miss Kimber Henry on Nip Tuck.  Kimber was the ultimate sex symbol on TV.  Granted in the sixth season, the show sucked moose cock, but I really truly do miss Kimber and her slutty ways and provocative outfits.

Kelly Carlson did an excellent job playing Kimber Henry.   I wonder if they have any of those sex dolls left.  I am glad they are replaying the show in syndication.  It will give the show some more exposure and give me the chance to get a glimpse of Kimber every once and a while.   Check out some more Kelly Carlson / Kimber Henry from Nip/Tuck hot sexy photos, topless, having sex, in lingerie, bra & panties, and bikini pics after (more…)

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WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN MY DAUGHTER”S 34 D’s POP OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?  I think that is the question here.  The 34 D is just an assumption of course, established by considerable gawking.   Brooke Hogan’s bikini pictures have gotten much better lately.    I think that I have posted about 4 articles of Brooke in a bikini so far.   She really does like to be in her swimsuit, getting some attention.   Her manliness is fading away, and her body is looking thick and tight.

I think that living in Miami is agreeing with Brooke.  She is really living it up and coming into her own since her parents split up.  She needs to stay closer to her dad, her mom kind of went off the deep end dating a 19 year old.  I think that Brooke could possibly have a career on TV doing something, because Brooke Knows Best is not going to last forever.  Check out some more pictures of Brooke Hogan’s boobs popping out of a white dress, her nice breast implants looking hot in a bikini, and her ass & cameltoe laying down on the beach after (more…)

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Helena Mattsson may not be a big star yet, but she is getting there.  She has the looks, but I couldn’t tell you if she can act or not.  All I know is she reminds me of Nicole Kidman, A LOT!  If you look close at her dress above, something is poking out!

Her face is very similar, but her body is way better.  She recently did a photo shoot that was sexy as hell for Maxim Magazine.   She was also nude in Species.  I think she may have gotten implants since then, hence the rising fame.  The world loves big tits, real ones are better, but big tits are big tits.   Check out some nude pics of Helena Mattsson from Species, all the pics of her topless and in her bra and panties for Maxim, and some other hot photos after (more…)

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Shawn Johnson is all grown up. Keeping in the spirit of the weekend, I wanted to post something Red, White & Blue.  Then the weekend came fast and I got drunk and forgot to post the article.    Olympian Shawn Johnson is looking hot as hell in this nice tight blue dress at the premier of Twilight Eclipse.  I love how you don’t even have to be a real celebrity to get invited to shit like that.  It’s bullshit, just because she is an Olympian, she gets to go and I don’t?  Maybe it’s because she got really hot and everything grew, maybe unnaturally.

Maybe she got invited because she can spread her nice chubby little legs like that.  If you look here, which was about 2 years ago, she was completely flat chested.  Now she seems to have a really nice rack.  Maybe Shawn Johnson did the young Taylor Momsen, and got breast implants?  Maybe her tits are fake now, but either way, when she returns to the Olympics in 2012, if the world doesn’t explode, her new found milkers may get in the way of her gymnast shit.  Anyway, check out some new pictures of Olympian Shawn Johnson grown up, looking hot, and some of her in action at the Olympics in compromising positions after (more…)

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Jessica Jane Clement’s latest lingerie photo shoot is absolutely smoking hot.  I don’t know what she is famous for, but I do know that she posed for Playboy when she was 18 years old.  Actually I am lying, she is famous for being some kind of hot ass distraction when some tool gets up on stage to do some bullshit magic trick.

Wouldn’t that piece of ass up on stage distract you?  I think anyone can be a magician if they have a hot enough piece of ass standing next to them to distract everyone.  Jessica Jane Clement’s name is too friggin long, and I am sick of typing it already.  Check out some more of, damn it, I have to type it again, Jessica Jane Clement’s hot ass lingerie pics in which she is practically, magically naked, and has her huge tits busting out of almost every bra after (more…)