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On the pervy side of things, we got Ali Fuckin Lohan, showing her ass in a bikini but not tan, showing her implants that make you take a second glance, but where the hell is Lindsay, she probably doin a fuckin pole dance?  I love writing articles when I’m bent, my inner Eminem comes out.  Well not quite Eminem, but D to the Thizl, meaning Dick Thick, so suck a dick, you cheap trick, little bitch tit. !  Yeah I’m the best, (uh huh uh) best rappa alive!  Ali, tits, ass, (more…)

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So whose tits looked the best at this years Golden Globes?  I personally liked how January Jones’ cleavage looked.  Those tits drive Mad Men Mad!  The best boobs Halle Berry, Sofia Vergara, Christina Aguilera, Connie Britton, and of course Christina Hendricks. Who’s do you think looked the best??  Check out all the best pictures of the biggest nicest boobs at the Golden Globes after (more…)

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Someone told me that Scarlett Johansson had fake tits at one point.  So i had to go and verify that fact.  To me, it does appear that these jump-offs are kind of fake looking and a little softball-ish, not as bad as J-woww’s big fake boobies, but still a pretty botched shitty job.  Check out some semi hot Scar-Jo fake tittie bikini pictures from a while ago after (more…)

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Here are some pictures of Jersey Shore’s J-Woww Jen McFarlsberg, of Jenni Farley, or whatever the hell she calls herself these days.  J-woww is looking extra slutty and seems ready to go and head up a party that Charlie Sheen may be throwing with a bunch of hookers in leather bikinis.  J-Woww’s tits are always on display, so this is nothing different.  She has been pretty quiet in her hooking up this season on Jersey Shore, but I am sure she will whore it up soon.  Check out the rest of J-Woww’s pictures in sexy black leather showing her huge fake tit cleavage and the rest of her body after (more…)

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Brittanya O’Campo from Rock Of Love is back in the spotlight…  well at least her headlights have been spotted by me.  If you love tattoos, nice huge tits and a nice round ass, then Brittanya is your dream girl!

Brittanya has already been photographed nude passed out on the bed. Lucky bastard that got to take that picture.  So the real question is where is the Brittanya O’Campo sex tape?  Next time take a video of Brittanya having sex, not just a naked picture!  Get with the program buddy!  Check out some more of Brittanya’s latest sexy photos in bikinis with her ass almost naked, a couple topless but lacking nudity,and her big smoking hot fat ass bent over

UPDATE here are the rest of the pics, a little glitch in the world of Tattoo’d tits and ass! (more…)

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Sofia Vergaga =Tatas mas grande.  Sofia has been blessing us on Modern Family with her smoking hot body.  I think that Modern Family will win for best comedy this year at the Emmy’s.  It really does have something for everyone.  It has nice tits and ass, a super cute sexy young looking girl, Sarah Hyland,  (seen here in her bikini), homosexuals, and an old man that has a nice young hot piece of Latina ass played by Sofia Vergara (busting out bikini pics seen here).   I think that Sofia Vergara and her killer cleavage may be headed for even further stardom, along with Sarah Hyland. They are both great in the show and a pleasure to look at.  Check out the rest of Sofia Vergara’s nice cleavagey busting out pictures for FHM and one nice photo of her stripping off her clothes after (more…)

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Helena Mattsson may not be a big star yet, but she is getting there.  She has the looks, but I couldn’t tell you if she can act or not.  All I know is she reminds me of Nicole Kidman, A LOT!  If you look close at her dress above, something is poking out!

Her face is very similar, but her body is way better.  She recently did a photo shoot that was sexy as hell for Maxim Magazine.   She was also nude in Species.  I think she may have gotten implants since then, hence the rising fame.  The world loves big tits, real ones are better, but big tits are big tits.   Check out some nude pics of Helena Mattsson from Species, all the pics of her topless and in her bra and panties for Maxim, and some other hot photos after (more…)

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Brooke Hogan’s big fake breast implants have been on display a lot lately.  I wonder how Hulk Hogan feels about that.  He is probably pissed that Brooke is always out and about in her bikini flashing her body and showing off her muscular fit ass to everyone.

I like Brooke Hogan‘s style now.  She usually wears a thong, but when she doesn’t she takes her bikini and shoves it way up her ass to make her own thong.  The picture above kind of looks like she has one of those flat asses, but she does have a pretty decent body now.  Check out some more Brooke Hogan Swimsuit Bikini Pictures with close ups of her big fake tits and ass after (more…)

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Kim Kardashian looks hot taking off her bikini straps to show her huge monster implants sticking straight up like a boner out of her chest.  Maybe that is a female boner and Kim is excited so when she lays down her tits stick straight up!  Kim looks comfortable in her leopard swimsuit and I am sure that everyone around gawked at her, especially for her back side.

Kim Kardashian’s butt never fails to disappoint anyone.  I wish she would have left the towel on the side.  She has been showing off her ass more lately, and we and the rest of the Lardassian ass staring world thank you for it.  Check out the rest of Kim Kardashian’s most recent bikini pics with nice close ups of her crotch, ass, tits, and nice cleavage & see through pics after (more…)

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The Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape is the ugliest piece of shit I think I have ever seen.  This chick is straight up disgusting.  I thought a sex tape was supposed to be sexy.  I have never seen a more botched up boob job, even on the show Nip Tuck, someone who got their tits ripped off by a bear has nicer cans than this ho.  Danielle Staub, the slob’s vagina is what I like to call a “Clothespin Pussy”.  A clothespin pussy basically means that no matter what position she is naked in, I could hang my dry cleaning on her snatch.  Check out about 15 naked nasty nude pics including full frontal nudity & penetration of the Danielle Staub sex tape, video to come soon, if I can bare to watch the video &  post it.  (more…)