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I just watched a part from the movie Juice with Omar Epps and Tupac.  All I can think of is “What could be better bitch, and Act like ya know boy nuff respect do.”  What could be better beeee, what could be better bee. than some big ass titttie, plastic surgereee, nippleee, AM-eeee.Amy Childs has huge tits. Fake tits. Breast Impants.  The whole nine yards of silicone dragged into her huge knockers that are barely contained by a bra.   Check out her Juice-y tits that Omar Epps would surely suck on if they were the subject of a house show while he spins records and gets bitched by Tupac after (more…)

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Amy Winehouse doesn’t know how to keep her clothes on, and I don’t mean that she is a whore.  I just mean, that her clothes keep falling off.  Amy recently had her tits done again, and I have to say that is a really nice natural looking breast implant job.  Tara Reid should take her ugly milkers to that surgeon.  Amy actually looks somewhat, and I reluctantly say sexy!  Check out the rest of Amy Winehouse wardrobe malfunctions including boob slip, nip slip, and upskirt photos after (more…)

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Dania Ramirez is a nice set of Tits and Ass.  I can’t say anything more.  Not that Entourage needs any more hot girls.  I mean they do have Sloan played by Emmanuelle Chriqui, and looking at her ass and tits has kept me content considering the show sucks.

I really don’t know what is found, just kidding, it’s Entourage’s ratings.  The ratings for Entourage are actually stuck inside Turtle’s love interest in the show,  Alex the shitty driver’s ass!  I think I got it now.  Check out some more of Alex from Entourage’s nice ass and big fake tits, Dania Ramirez in a hot bikini showing off her best parts which include her sexy butt and nice big breasts with tons of cleavage in a bikini after (more…)

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Helena Mattsson may not be a big star yet, but she is getting there.  She has the looks, but I couldn’t tell you if she can act or not.  All I know is she reminds me of Nicole Kidman, A LOT!  If you look close at her dress above, something is poking out!

Her face is very similar, but her body is way better.  She recently did a photo shoot that was sexy as hell for Maxim Magazine.   She was also nude in Species.  I think she may have gotten implants since then, hence the rising fame.  The world loves big tits, real ones are better, but big tits are big tits.   Check out some nude pics of Helena Mattsson from Species, all the pics of her topless and in her bra and panties for Maxim, and some other hot photos after (more…)

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Brooke Hogan’s big fake breast implants have been on display a lot lately.  I wonder how Hulk Hogan feels about that.  He is probably pissed that Brooke is always out and about in her bikini flashing her body and showing off her muscular fit ass to everyone.

I like Brooke Hogan‘s style now.  She usually wears a thong, but when she doesn’t she takes her bikini and shoves it way up her ass to make her own thong.  The picture above kind of looks like she has one of those flat asses, but she does have a pretty decent body now.  Check out some more Brooke Hogan Swimsuit Bikini Pictures with close ups of her big fake tits and ass after (more…)

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Kim Kardashian looks hot taking off her bikini straps to show her huge monster implants sticking straight up like a boner out of her chest.  Maybe that is a female boner and Kim is excited so when she lays down her tits stick straight up!  Kim looks comfortable in her leopard swimsuit and I am sure that everyone around gawked at her, especially for her back side.

Kim Kardashian’s butt never fails to disappoint anyone.  I wish she would have left the towel on the side.  She has been showing off her ass more lately, and we and the rest of the Lardassian ass staring world thank you for it.  Check out the rest of Kim Kardashian’s most recent bikini pics with nice close ups of her crotch, ass, tits, and nice cleavage & see through pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (9.5/10)

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape is the ugliest piece of shit I think I have ever seen.  This chick is straight up disgusting.  I thought a sex tape was supposed to be sexy.  I have never seen a more botched up boob job, even on the show Nip Tuck, someone who got their tits ripped off by a bear has nicer cans than this ho.  Danielle Staub, the slob’s vagina is what I like to call a “Clothespin Pussy”.  A clothespin pussy basically means that no matter what position she is naked in, I could hang my dry cleaning on her snatch.  Check out about 15 naked nasty nude pics including full frontal nudity & penetration of the Danielle Staub sex tape, video to come soon, if I can bare to watch the video &  post it.  (more…)

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Brooke Hogan’s bikini pictures are much better this time.   She actually looks hot.  I wrote an article before and caught some flack for it because people didn’t think that she deserved to be called a big titted pig like her mother.  Well I guess these pictures prove me wrong.

Brooke’s body is definitely looking better.  I guess that she started wearing a thong ever since her ass slipped out of her bikini on her show.  The TV blurred it out, but you could still pretty much see her entire dumper.  It’s kind of like when E! blurs out Tess Taylor’s Tits on Pretty Wild,  you could see the whole thing, but just a tad blurry.  I guess that’s ok for TV now, I like the new censorship standards.  You can say everything but “Fuck” on regular cable nowadays.  It’s nice for the kids.  Check out some more pics of Brooke Hogan’s ass in a thong bikini and some the blurred out pics of her ass slip, her hot friend’s ass standing next to Hulk, and a couple other sexy swimsuit pics after (more…)

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Olivia Blois Sharpe, Alexa “The Glam Fairy” Prisco, Briella Calafiore,  and Tracy DiMarco bring their hot asses back for another season. Yes, I called Tracy DiMarco hot!  I am in shock too.   I think that because her hair is darker in these pictures.  And those two things underneath her neck definitely help, and I don’t mean the drinks!

Tracy looks so much better here.  She isn’t even that orange!  Briella and Tracy should have fought, but I guess they are friends now because I have seen them Tweeting back and forth and it seems like they are okay now.  I guess that they patched things up.   I also can’t believe that Briella gets Botox injections.  She said it on the last episode.  She really doesn’t need it!  She looks really young and her skin looks great.  Check out some more hot pictures of the sexy girls of Jerseylicious looking hot in their club outfits including tight fitting shirts, short skirts, and some nice cleavage pics after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

I think that Snooki just made me puke in my mouth.  False alarm, it was just a vurp from some Outback I ate before.   Actually, I think it was a little bit of both.  Snooki is getting fatter and fatter and fatter by the second.  What the F are they feeding the girls down there in Miami?  They must be eating too much gelato at that friggin place they all work at there.  J-Woww finally showed us some ass in her bikini.

Even Sammi Sweetheart is starting to look a little piggish.  What is happening to the girls of Jersey Shore?  Snooki looked much better last season.  She is really porking up.  Even her face looks so immensely fat!  Check out some more pictures of Sammi Sweetheart in her bikini on the beach with Ronnie, J-Woww shows her big fake boobs and her fat ass in a swimsuit, and Snooki looks fat, flabby, disgusting with fat Ditch pig tits after (more…)