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Aubrey O’Day’s Beefcake Vagina Before She Got Even Fatter

  Aubrey O’Day recently gained a lot of weight, and not just in her beefy vagina, but everywhere.  She totally let herself go, but here are some pics of her singing, which she sings terribly, but still her ass and crotch look nice and thick besides the point that her face looks like Bigfoot’s Dick. […]

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Courtney Stodden= Skinny Leopard Wearing Suck Pig

Courtney Stodden could suck a mean cock.  And per Chris Delia’s Vine Videos, “and that’s obvious”.  But she is also a cock gobbling leopard monster.  

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Christina Aguilera’s New Your Body Video Shows Her Cute But Chubby Junk

Christina Aguilera has a new video entitled Your Body.  If it about her body, it should  really just show her monster boobs and newly found fat rump badonkadonk ass.  That would sum it up.  

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Tara Reid Flashed A Peach Of Her Abused Peach

  Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10) Tara Reid got shitcanned and fell off a stage almost completely and got saved by some spikey haired weirdo but not before her sloppy pussy almost spilled out..  She is also in a biikini here, and she should really cover her road mapped up stomach.

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Snooki Did Some Event And Had Her Tits Hidden & Her FUPA Exposed

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10) (Note to self) From now on, if Snooki’s tits are hanging out, she will be rated with critDICKS.  If her bottom half is remotely exposed, STANKOMETER in full effect.  Seriously, the girls that were at this gathering with the little plump tomato, made her look like a serious DITCH PIG.  If you don’t […]

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There Aren’t Enough Shit Piles In The World To Rate Roseanne Barr’s Fat Ass Bikini Body`

Stank-O-Meter (10/10) Is that Snooki in 10 years, or just funny woman Roseanne Barr strutting her fat ass in an ugly swimsuit.  I feel bad for whoever had to get that close to her pussy to give her that hideous tattoo.  Seriously, she knows she’s gross, and that’s what makes it funny.  Ugly fat disgusting […]

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Christina Aguilera’s Plump Juicy Fat Tits

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10) Christina Aguilera is looking fatter and drunker than ever right here.  I don’t know how much she had to drink, but she has been making an ass out of herself all over the place.  Her tits still look good, but her face keeps getting fatter and fatter.  She looks like a porked up […]

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Housewives Of Atlanta Kim Zolciak Bikini Pics & Nude Fully Shaved Upskirt!

The Real Skankwhores Housewives of Atlanta Kim Zolciak has graced the pages of Critdick.com with her pussy, I mean presence.  No, actually I mean her totally shaved nude vagina and her nice tits in a tight ass bathing suit.  While Kim is above doing the “N” please pose, she is also getting out a limo […]

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Christina Aguilera Is Starting To Look Like A Bleach Blond Snooki

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10) Am I totally losing it or does anyone else see the resemblance here?  Christina Aguilera, who recently leaked a bunch of  hot almost fully nude photos, is starting to look like Snooki!  Their tits almost look exactly the same, and the faces that X-tina is making in these photos definitely are some Nicole […]

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Snooki In A Slutty Outfit With Some Panty Flashing

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10) I haven’t broke out the Stank-O-Meter in a while, but all this Snooki news is deserving of it.  I can’t believe they are going to drop her from a ball in Times Square.  Snooki has really escalated to a serious fame status and I think it’s because of how retarded she acts. People […]

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