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That’s right I said it.  Skinny white boy on the block, cut off Oakland At’letic.   I have said that before and don’t think I won’t say that again, because while I may be light-skin, I may also be part dark-skin, even though I never joined the Army, I am a great marksman, be that as it may, I be a.. I be a done with this Article.  I be Lindsay Lohan too fucked up to take a picture, too fucked up to show off her new grill *teeth for you white folks, you know me, I be O.T., low key, Icey Roley, smoke a o-z.  Lohan, wasted, legs, jumpoff to this after (more…)

(7.5/10)

Oink oink white trash, she is a fucking pig and she makes me sick, that is why I beheaded her to just show her nice fake tits.  Check out her whorish bikini pictures with Landry from Friday Night Lights after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Pretty Wild “star” Alexis Neiers will do some jail time for breaking into Orlando Blooms house and stealing his shit.  She copped a plea and plead guilty. I don’t think they let you wear stupid hats like that in state prison.  Dumb ho that she is, she will probably try to bring her stupid hat and bathing suit into L.A. county!    Alexis got sentenced to 6 months in jail and 3 years probation for breaking into houses including stealing $600,000 worth of  Orlando Bloom’s stuff including bottles of lubrication, hobbit pornography, and his treasured prostitute underwear collection.   Check out the video of this whore crying at her sentencing courtesy of TMZ.

All I can say is THANK GOD IT WASN”T TESS TAYLOR!  What would we do if we couldn’t see Tess Taylor walking around in all her hotness?  This bitch Alexis is going to get ate up in jail like a peach.  Her peach is way rotten though.  Check out some pictures of her in her shitty lingerie looking like a used and abused whore, some ugly bikini pictures showing her so so body (compared to Tess) and some other’s of her trying to be hot after (more…)

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is now single.  I predicted that she wouldn’t last with her retard boyfriend Emilio!  Supposedly, Emilio auditioned for The Real World or something and Snooki got mad.  I guess he figured that if  Snooki could be on TV, so could he.  He lacks personality and a huge set of tits on a short little body definitely helps you get on tv.   I bet every store has run out of condoms with this “breaking news”.  Snooki will be looking to get her F on in all the episodes now!  I found this picture of Snooki about to blow some guy.   He looks happy about it, but I cut his head off so that anyone he was dating now get offended.  Snooki looks like she is about to go down and deep throat  this dude’s junk like it’s a hot dog on the Seaside Boardwalk.

The guys hands are out like, “what are you doing???”    This picture looks to be somewhere like a gymnasium of some sort.  I guess public places turn her on.  I think that the Snooki Sex Tape may really exist.  If not previous to Jersey Shore, maybe her ex Emilio has one now!    Snooki must have banged this guy so hard that he passed out, and had someone take a pic of her putting her clothes back on!

These pictures were actually from a long time ago it looks.  Look how skinny Snooki was there.  She must have been a real piece of ass…. in high school.  Poor Emilio, his meal ticket is gone.  He had better have recorded them having sex.  That dirtbag probably had a spy camera set up in his hair gel container or something. Let’s hope the sex tape is on the way!  Check out some more pictures of Snooki looking like she would bang anything with a stiff one after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Tila Tequila might as well not put on any clothes.  Seriously, what the hell is her deal?  I guess she isn’t getting enough attention since she faked being pregnant.  Then she had that whole episode where she was walking around the super market in her thong with basically no dress on it was so see through. Now it seems every time she goes out, there is some kind of wardrobe malfunction.

If if isn’t her tits and nipples popping out, it’s her underwear or panties.  If it isn’t that it’s a totally see through outfit showing her thong and she is constantly bending over.  I really don’t think her face is that great, and her body is nice, well the lower half.  She has nice legs and a nice ass, but she kind of looks like an alien.  She used to do a lot of web cam porn, check out some more pictures of her being a total filthy whore slutbag with her ass almost naked in see thru lingerie, and some screen caps of her playing with herself, and a few more upskirt and nip slips after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Steven Seagal grew up and spent a lot of time in the Orient.  Maybe that is why he was trying to bang this ho.  I think that she is looking for a quick buck because her modeling career really sucks a fat pinga.  I have never seen this bitch before, and if you know anything about anything, you know that Steven Seagal tries to fuck all the women in his movies.

How could Gino Felino want to bang this Filipino?  Actually she is Vietnamese, at least her name is.    I think that Steven gets enough ass and doesn’t need to pursue this ho.  Supposedly he has two Russian girl on call constantly to service his member.  That’s must be a perk of working for the New Orleans PD.  He probably found them as mail order brides and confiscated them for himself.  A few years ago, Jenny McCarthy called out Seagal for not hiring her because she wouldn’t sleep with him to get the part.  Kayden should have done her friggin homework.  Want to work with Steven Seagal, you must put his cookie in your nookie.   Check out some pics of this Kayden Nguyen slutbag ho in a bikini and  who will have a better modeling career and after Steven pays her off after (more…)