Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Here is Deena Cortese from Jersey Shore Season 3, stripping off her clothes to show her body and huge fake tits in a leopard bikini. That picture was probably taken a while ago, because her stomach doesn’t look so much like the cottage cheese that it does now.

If you can stifle your vomit for 10 seconds, blow up the picture to get the full effect of Deena Cortese’s flabbiness.  I really think that Jersey Shore could have really found some hotter girls.  In stead, they got GRENADES!  and Deena is nothing but a Snooki look-a-like, or as I call it a Snook-A-Like.  Check out the rest of  the new girl from Jersey Shore Deena Cortese and her sluttiest pictures including bikinis, lingerie outfits, and a couple other compromising positions plus a nice LESBIAN KISS after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Here are some photos of the girls from Jersey Shore walking down the street in such tight shorts that their whole junk is practically see through.   Snooki’s fat cameltoe looks more like a moose knuckle! 

There’s always tons of pictures of the girl’s from Jersey Shore’s tits, but cameltoe photos are harder to come by.  Season 2 looks to be filled with more drama than ever before.  I wonder how it is going to be when season 3 starts and the Snook-A-Like  Deena Nicole Cortese comes into the show.

Even Deena Nicole has jumped on the short shorts fat cameltoe bandwagon!  That’s supposed to be all Snooki, all day long!  Maybe Snooki will get mad and get drunk and tell Deena that she is stealing the spotlight from her and give her about 10 doses of orange spray tan while she is sleeping and  make her look like a tangerine.  Check out some more pics of the Jersey Shore girls fat cameltoes walking down the street with their vajays talking to each other after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Oink oink, another pig to represent Dirty Jersey.  Another Snooki look-a-like, or a Snook-A-Like.  This is starting to piss me off.  The season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore was tonight, and all everyone is talking about is this new skank that is going to be on Season 3.  This is Snooki‘s friend from a while ago, and her name is Deena Nicole Cortese.  She was the 43rd most googled  thing about an hour or so ago.

There is a nice close up of Deena Nicole’s sloppy fat ass.  Deena tits are probably fake,  probably shitty hard softball feeling implants.  I think that Snooki got her on the show so she would look prettier and possible skinnier!    This new ho is now the ugliest one on the show, even surpassing J-Woww, her fake tits, and her mega tub of Clearasil.  They are giving Jersey a bad name.  The producers should go to Satin Dolls, aka the Bada-Bing from Sopranos and get a nice bunch of strippers that are actually hot to represent Jersey and live in the shore house.  Film that shit instead,  WTF!

Update Jersey Shore Bonus Pig Picture of J-Woww’s Upskirt Panties

Check out some more pictures of Deena Nicole with her tits hanging out, a couple down shirt cleavage pictures and some others of her probable fake breast implants after (more…)