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J-Wow shows the world that her big fake tits literally break her bikini and her bikini wax does work over cellulite and also shows her bald peach that needs to get penetrated by Roger so more.  (more…)

(6.5/10)

Name the slut butt has found one of many of America’s famous nobodies that basically just got some cash for being assholes and morons.  You know who this is and what it is, sloppy biatch. (more…)

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Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland, Modern Family cutie are looking hot in these bikinis.  I am really disappointed in this picture of Sarah’s ass.  WTF?  Ashley’s ass is looking flawless, I am in complete confusion as to what happened to Sarah’s nice ripe booty in this pic.  Maybe some old bitch put on a Sarah Hyland suit and tried to mess up the image of her ass.  (more…)

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Scarlett Johansson’s bikini pictures show that she can still get it.  Her butt looks like it has a little cellulite, but her body is sexy in a PIlsbury Doe Girl sort of way.  Her nudes were much better, but I’m happy to see her bod back in action.  (more…)

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Jersey Shore is back with more nudity and wardrobe malfunctions than ever.  Deena Cortese seems to take the brunt of the slips and oops with her ass being exposed severely already.  Deena’s ass looks like someone ran it over and dragged it down the block all over the gravel blacktop pavement and then smeared it with cottage cheese.  Regardless, I am excited to see the new J-Woww and her skinny ass with big tits, Sammi being a twat fighting with Ronnie, and Snooki being a retard and hopefully showing her titties because they are huge.  Check out the bitches from Jersey Shore and Deena’s big wardrobe malfunction ass slip upskirt after (more…)

(4.5/10)

Selena Gomez shows her hot body and legs, but there is a blemish.  She is beginning to get cellulite at 18 YEARS OLD!!!! That is really terrible.  The topper of this disastrous news is that Bieber is actually sitting next to her.  I don’t think this can get any worse.  Check out Selena gomez looking pretty, sexy, cleavage  but with cellulite after (more…)

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Hilary Duff gets wet as hell in her latest bikini photo shoot.  You can see that she is cold because you could text message with a touch screen phone and pick your nose with her nipples.    Hilary looks smoking hot in this shoot aside from the little bit of cellulite that she has on her lower ass cheeks and upper thighs.  Hilary also definitely got breast implants, I mean some bitches still have tits that stand up like that at her age, but not standing at attention like they are saluting the flag or just making themselves look appealing for a nice dick to go between them.  Hilary’s fake tits look really good on her body, it matches her thicker bottom half.  I never used to like Hilary, especially when she was in Cheaper By The Dozen.  I thought she was a tool and an annoying flat chested cabron hija de puta maricon.  But now I like her fake tits, I like her cellulite ass and I really really like her shaved pussy.  Check out Hilary Duff looking hot as hell with shaved vagina, hard nipples, and hot cottage cheese ass after (more…)

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Deena Cortese and Snooki are out at the beach in Point Pleasant  NJ, probably destroying the sand with their filth on Jenkinsons part of the beach.  Above, you can see Deena Cortese spilling out of her bikini and her big meatball tits hanging out all over the place.

Since Snooki”s recent weight loss, her titties definitely shrunk.  She does actually look pretty good here, but in a couple pics you can see her side armpit-boob or whatever the hell you call that loose skin around her nice tan breasts.  I am sure Snooki’s tits still look good underneath that ridiculous ensemble, so check out many pictures of Deena Cortese & Snooki from Jersey Shore in a bikini with boobs spilling out, ass cheeks flapping in the breeze, some Snooki weight loss stomach pics all after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Tara Reid, what happen to your head bitch?  Tara Reid, what happen to your thighs?  Tara Reid, what happened to your hotness in American Pie?  What happened was drugs, alcohol, and a bunch of bad plastic surgeries. Anyone else think that this ho’s head is way to big for her skinny body now?  I bet it shakes up and down in the car like it was mounted on the dash!   Tara Reid had several upskirt pictures taken here that show her skanky legs and cellulite. Check them out after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (8.5/10)

Salma Hayek, well, you were hot in Desperado, hot in your bra on Ugly Betty, but these bikini pics, eh.  DISAPPOINTED!  Really, Salma, go and get a nice clear skin cellulite treatment. You can afford it!  It won’t take long.  Have them take the cottage cheese out of your legs and put if in your tits.  Good move, everyone will applaud.  Check out Salma Hayek’s body falling apart after (more…)