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Blake Lively is looking super hot in this airbrushed edition of some random photo shoot that I have found.  I like the natural candid bikini pics better, because then we probably would have seen some nice cunt outlined cameltoe.  This is some airbrushed shit, but I await the outtakes.  (more…)

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Selena Gomez should hide wearing these pink pants.  These shits are hideous.  What is wrong with her?  She shoulda worn spandex so I can see her twatpiece.  (more…)

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is on her way to a sex tape.  She will be banging Jason Statham in front of a camera while the entire world watches on the web.  Hopefully a live stream.  That would be nice. Rosie is dope, and Jason is lucky.   Plus a nice lower bikini malfunction downstairs showing her nice shaved vajay.  I like this post.  Best post of 2012 so far.  (more…)

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Name the slut butt shows the Jessica Alba pose made famous, by, well, um, Jessica Alba and all her reverse cameltoe’d hot assed goodness.  This bitch wears bikinis constantly, and so does her friend Claudia…if that’s not her name, tell me to fuck off because I don’t give a frog’s fat ass about bitches names, them shitz is irrelevant at dis point mahfugga (more…)

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Jennifer Nicole Lee shows the meaning of acrobat twat in the above picture.  She really can stretch out her labia and not get any sand in it.  That’s a neat trick.  While I am still at the shiny crotch above, now check out this ass slipping upskirt. 
Any way this bitch is damn hot.  Her bod is sick.  I like her ass.  (more…)

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Courtney Stodden’s fifteen minutes of fame is lasting longer.  Now with Funny Or Die at her side, and that amazing body that looks like someone photoshopped the sluttiest barbie doll next to this dbag.  Imagine if Paris Hilton looked like this what a trash whore she would have been, oh wait, she still is one.   Anyway, Courtney’s Funny Or Die bikini shit after (more…)

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Jennifer Nicole Lee may have the best body around.  That’s right I said it.  Seriously, this is perfection.  Her face could be more seductive, but her body is so fucking tight.  (more…)

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Eliza Doolittle is highly underrated.  Her snatchpiece looks scrumptious like a 16.99/lb bakery pastry.  If I had a bakery, I would name a vagina looking pastry the doolittle.  CHeck out some Eliza hotness after (more…)

Bitch, why even buy the bikini top?

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Leilani Dowding never wears a bikini top. Donate that shit to the poor bitch, or better yet give it to me so I can bust a nut in your sweaty tit holder. I bet it stinks like Banana Boat and Mexican semen.  And yes, I know what Mexican semen smells like…tacos and coronas.  At least when I was in Ensanada, that is what some bitches tits stunk like after the 40 person gangbang was finished.  I had to pay 40 buck too, but 40 people, 40 bucks, 1 dollar a person.  It was either that or give the little kid 1 dollar for some of that shitty gum they try to sell you.  Leilani Dowding, nude tits, topless on the beach after (more…)

Who’s pussy is this, who’s pussy is this?

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It’s Shane 54′s.  Well it was, it was also some other dudes in which she let it suck up his shaft like a dustbuster.  Any Ideas? (more…)