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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is showing some cameltoe in this bikini one piece.  Her fame is slowly dying and I heard Transformers 3 sucked a fat dick.  I would assume it did, being that it was too long and I mean how much special effects can you put in a movie?  3D is cool and shit, but I am tired of watching cartoons and shit like that.  I would never watch Green Lantern or any of that horseshit.  Batman (The Dark Knight) was pretty awesome, but that is just because, well it’s Batman, not Optimus PrimeRib Roast Minister and I do the cha cha like a sissy girl. I Like-a do da cha cha.  Sorry I went Evan Baxter on you.  The Decepticocks could kiss my bean bag and so could Bumblebee.  Check out Rosie Huntington Whiteley in various hot bikinis with her skinny but sexy body after (more…)

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I don’t know what it is, I mean Jordin Sparks is definitely attractive, but this bikini picture makes me think that she would want to piss in my pool.  Pissing in pools is gross because I like to spit water in people’s faces while I’m swimming.  People pissing in pools makes that much less enjoyable and kind of gross when I think about it.  Check out Jordin Spark’s thick thighs and crotch close up after (more…)

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Brookyln Decker’s huge tits are getting guest appearance on some TV shows such as Royal Pains, Chuck, and Ugly Betty. I haven’t seen any of these episodes, but I am sure that Brooklyn Decker is playing, well a hot girl with huge natural tits. I guess that isn’t much of a stretch for her considering that she is a really hot blond, made really famous via Adam Sandler, (another person who should be thanking him constantly) and now her big boobs get to be on national television a couple nights.  Lucky her, and lucky tits. She was blessed with a sick body so flaunt it in PLayboy Brooklyn and stop bullshitting everyone pretending that you know how to act.  Check out screencaps showing Brooklyn Decker’s sick body and cleavage after (more…)

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I nominate this fine piece of Katy Perry look-a-like ass to be the official Dicksperson, I mean spokesperson for my dick.  Helen should really take a look at my penis.   I bet she would really like it.  she really has a great rack, and a nice crotch piece on her.  I don’t really know who she is, but I need to broaden my horizons and look at some other tail.  I am really getting sick of Katy Perry and her stupid tits.  So check out my new found love Helen Flangan and her hot bikini body with nice tits, crotch and ass after (more…)

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On the pervy side of things, we got Ali Fuckin Lohan, showing her ass in a bikini but not tan, showing her implants that make you take a second glance, but where the hell is Lindsay, she probably doin a fuckin pole dance?  I love writing articles when I’m bent, my inner Eminem comes out.  Well not quite Eminem, but D to the Thizl, meaning Dick Thick, so suck a dick, you cheap trick, little bitch tit. !  Yeah I’m the best, (uh huh uh) best rappa alive!  Ali, tits, ass, (more…)

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Ah, Lindsay, how the rehab has aged you.  I remember when you were just a really hot chick with freckles crawling all over your nice big tits like the crack head lice and crotch crickets you probably have now!  What a good career you could have had, if not acting, at least modeling bras.  Check out some pics of Lindsay Lohan in her prime of sexiness including bikini ass pics, nice see through shirts and some more hot shit after (more…)

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Antonella Barba was one of the most controversial American Idol contestants and still is.  I have to give it to her, she does look like a nice hot Italian Jersey girl, but she also did do some skanky photos previous to her stint on Idol. I think that I actually saw Antonella on the boardwalk down in Point Pleasant taking pictures with some weird Asian dude.  I was going to ask if it was her, but didn’t want to give her the satisfaction.  Anyway, check out some sexy Antonella Barba photos of her in short shorts and a nice bikini top after (more…)

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I have to give it up for Kelly Osbourne.  If there was an award for going from a gross pig to a hot piece of ass, she would win it for this year.  Remember what Kelly Osbourne used to look like?

If you are dying to see what Kelly Osbourne’s vagina looks like you can find it here with a nice upskirt photo with multiple close ups after (more…)

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Sophie Reade is hot as a desert in Nevada.  I can’t believe I haven’t noticed Sophie before.  I guess that she is kind of low profile, because she really is nobody.  Sophie is just a big pair of nice natural breasts on a stick figure body.  I think that Sophie should be on Jersey Shore even though she has nothing to do with New Jersey and makes Snooki and J-Woww look like pigs. But then again, WHO DOESN’T?  Check out the rest of Sophie Reade’s busting out bikini pictures of her huge natural tits and some other nude pics she took for a ZOO Magazine photo shoot after (more…)

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Alexa Vega looks super cute and knows hot to pick out some shirts for the red carpet.  I don’t know what this picture is from, and I really don’t care.  Alexa has a bunch of movies coming out. She is definitely a really cute looking girl.  She does kind of look like jailbait, but she is actually 22 years old now.  Alexa like to tweet out her bikini pictures, so everyone can see how hot she is not.  Check out about 20 picture of Alexa Vega including see through pics, bikini pics, a couple bra photos from a Lifetime movie and some other hot pics after (more…)