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Taylor Swift is just a regular girl, not too pretty, with a regular body, not that great, with a slightly bulging crotch, not too defined, but still looks decent in a bikini.  (more…)

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Tulisa Contostavlos has a really hard name to pronounce.  It makes me think of Jesse Catsopolous from Full House, and also makes me think of all the young twiffer that turned ugly from that show.  (more…)

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Nina Dobrev shows that she is the ultimate hotness, maybe the hottest girl on a shitty TV show.  Her body and face are absolutely flawless except for that big bruise I’d like to imagine was from rough sex. (more…)

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This may be her second round at name the slut butt, but I am not sure because I’m drunk offa cheap wine, shook like the faggots in daytime, drink for my bitch while she swallow my mooonshine.  My hole is busted, big dump justt now, and my ass burns like Linday Lohan STD vagina.  (more…)

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Courtney Stodden’s fifteen minutes of fame is lasting longer.  Now with Funny Or Die at her side, and that amazing body that looks like someone photoshopped the sluttiest barbie doll next to this dbag.  Imagine if Paris Hilton looked like this what a trash whore she would have been, oh wait, she still is one.   Anyway, Courtney’s Funny Or Die bikini shit after (more…)

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Victoria Justice gets the serious amount of dicks up.  Vic could get some serious cock from mad dudes that would cut off limbs to fuck her.  Victoria is really turning my crank like a little midget inside of my brain that strokes the part of my dick that makes it give me a boner.  I cannot get over these pictures and I haven’t posted much about Justice, but these pics are a 10 10 10.  Check out Victoria Justice and her hot cameltoe and serious vagina see thru with hard nipples after (more…)

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Kristin Cavallari shows her hotness as of lately in a white bikini and on the runway in some blue outfit that shows her hot ass.  I think that Kristin’s ass is definitely her best feature.  Fuck her face, fuck her non-existent tits, and fuck the rest of her.  Kristin Cav=Nice Ass. End of story. More of Cavallari’s ass, a little crotch, and some tiny tits after (more…)

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Avril Lavigne is still in a bikini.  She still has an incredible ass.  She is still showing much crack and some crotch pics. You really can’t see her vagina, but you can see the razor bumps on her inner thighs that make me think that her shit is as shaved as a smooth as a little mango peach smoothie that you get at the Garden State Plaza while you ogle the hos in the food court.  Nah mean?  Anyway, Avril Lavigne is here to show more ass, HD PICS, much crotch, bent over, laying down, legs spread (more…)

Aimee Teegarden, one of the most underrated hotties shows us her bikini body on the beach and brings a friend that wants to show Aimee her titty.  Ok, now why the fuck am I here and not on the beach with these two bitches?  Seriously, where do bitches pull off each other’s bathing suits and sit there and stare at each other’s tits in the broad daylight on the shore line of some beach?  I want to go.  Let me know girls, but besides the point of my crotch, I have to say that Aimee Teegarden definitely needs a sluttier bathing suit.  Look at those child bearing hips and you know that the baby would never run out of milk with those nice natural breasts that she carries so heavenly in that tight ass mothafuckin bikini top.  Check out Aimee Teegarden bikini pictures with much nice real tits and some hot ass thighs, hips, and tits galore after (more…)

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Here is Nina Dobrev for her Seventeen magazine shoot.  She is really cute, but is lacking in all areas.  Her tits are really small, but she has a really cute face.  Who am I kidding, she is totally adorable, and her in a bikini would turn heads at any beach.  Check out the rest of Nina’s bikini pics from her photo shoot after (more…)