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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Body Is Super HOT

  Alesandra Ambrosio’s bikini body is not to be fucked with and neither is her dynamite ass. That ass belongs in a museum, particularly the museum of asses that I visit in my head, when I get head every day every day like I’m sittin on the bench dude I don’t really play.  

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The Bella Thorne Bikini Pics Everyone Was Talking About

Bella Thorne had the internet buzzing just about the same time Kim K leaked her new nudes that supposedly broke the internet.  This set of pics seriously almost broke the site I get my pics from, can you see why and find the pink  gold at the end of the rainbow??

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Eva Longoria’s Stretch Marked Bikini Ass Is Still HOT

Eva Longoria bikini ass o the beach showing that she is old, but still has an ass to die for even though it has some stretch marks.  

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Amanda Seyfreid’s Deep Throat Movie HD Screen Caps With Juno Temple

Amanda Seyfreid and Juno Temple star in this decades version of the biopic about Linda Lovelace, DEEPTHROAT!  I wonder if Amanda practiced sucking dick like  a specialized pro for this role.  I would’ve volunteered for her to practice on me. 

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Kendall Jenner’s Twitter Pics Push The Limit On Young Nudity

Kendall Jenner is fully nude here.  That means that whoever is photographing this shit gets to see her ass tits and pussy.  Where can I apply to be that photog?  Life is not fair.  Fuck you.

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Rihanna Bikini Pictures Plus Bone-US!

Rihanna is showing her awesome bikini body here.  But put yo dick in her mouf and come thru.  Come thru, Come thru, baby we got thangs to do!!!

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Kim Kardashian Red Bikini In Punta Mitas

Kim Kardashian is in Punta Mitas.  Sounds like a smaller version of Punta Cunta.  Cunta Punani is where she belongs.  Look at that ass.  Shit is crazy. 

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Olesya Rulin NUDE Finally!

Olesya Rulin is finally naked.  Topless, but almost fully nude from her IG pics too. She looks like an Olsen sister and could really get the D.  Don’t worry, she is like 26, but she does look 12.  

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Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Ass Looks Decent Finally!

Lindsay Lohan got her ass all up on this screen like it was begging to get  it’s dirty floppiness taxed by the mastermind of Critdick.com.  She could still get it, floppy ass, floppy tits, drugged up snatch, and anal beads.  1

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Stacy Kiebler Pregnant And STILL MAD Hot In A Bikini

Stacy Kiebler is pregnant and still hotter than 95% of the population in a bikini .  I would love to see her post pregnancy photos, with all that milk bulging and ready to suckle.  YES I am fucking dirty.  

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