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Samantha Droke is friends with Ashley Tisdale and her pussy will tell you why.  It actually shows you why and I think that some of Ashley spit may still be dripping down her labia.  DYKES! (more…)

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I picked my least favorite for now as the first post of the bikini pics from Spring Breakers. Vanessa Hudgens’ box looks super beefy in some yellow shorts, and then she gives us a nice bent over upshirt view. You know the rest of the pics of the other bitches are redonk due to the fact that Vanessa’s is the least hot.  Wait and see! (more…)

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Does she sing?  Does her pussy sing, I am a quarter pounder with cheese, cheese when the yeast infection is brewing, parmesian stinking crotch, that’s a new thing, that discharge, it’s a blue thing, on your period, that’s a mood swing, like my chain that a true bling.  Haha… (more…)

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Odette Yustman Annaballe is seriously hot.  Her vag is so beefy.  I bet Justin from Brothers & Sisters is pounding that shit into the floor every chance he gets.  Odettes’ vag looks really tight, and like it would grip your stick and suck it in like a hoover.  I like that a lot.  Mad hot cameltoe, after (more…)

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This post got fucked up.  I just said that Angela Simmons has a fat ass, nice tits, and a tight cameltoe.  Thant’s all for now, lil bow wow, suck dick and she strong on plow, her vajeen work well, go to hell and ur ass smells.  Blow me (more…)

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Wow, how unbelievably hot is Kelly Brook right here?  She is pregnant now and those huge tits that we have seen nude before must be tremendous.  Her beefy vagina must be ready to get split open like a coconut on the set of Lost. Kelly’s tits and ass were always great, and I look to see her come back from this pregnancy with an even better naturally big breasted and hot body.  Check out a shitload of bikini pics with great cleavage and nice big tits smacking you in the face after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (7.5/10)

What the that thing in the back of her pants?  Doesn’t Christina Aguilera look at her ass before she leaves the house, or doesn’t Christina Aguilera pay someone to watch her ass all the time?  I would if i was her.  She probably just has the tag on her stretchy pants that showed a little bit of her fat vajay moose knuckle, but anyway, it enabled me to put the words anal and maxi pad in the title of this post.  Check out some other pics of her with these tight pants on after (more…)