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I nominate this fine piece of Katy Perry look-a-like ass to be the official Dicksperson, I mean spokesperson for my dick.  Helen should really take a look at my penis.   I bet she would really like it.  she really has a great rack, and a nice crotch piece on her.  I don’t really know who she is, but I need to broaden my horizons and look at some other tail.  I am really getting sick of Katy Perry and her stupid tits.  So check out my new found love Helen Flangan and her hot bikini body with nice tits, crotch and ass after (more…)

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Ah, Lindsay, how the rehab has aged you.  I remember when you were just a really hot chick with freckles crawling all over your nice big tits like the crack head lice and crotch crickets you probably have now!  What a good career you could have had, if not acting, at least modeling bras.  Check out some pics of Lindsay Lohan in her prime of sexiness including bikini ass pics, nice see through shirts and some more hot shit after (more…)

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Ashley Tisdale has a nice crotch.  I would like to put her on “crotch watch”.  What is crotch watch?  Crotch watch is some shit that I just made up right now.  I will define it as keeping an eye out for a particular bitch to be in a tight bikini bottom that shows some definition of her crotch, or even tight spandex pants preferably with some camel toe action.  Ashley’s other bikini pics are hot too!!  So if you would like to see some crotch pics of Ashley Tisdale along with some sexy stomach and side ass pics, check them out (more…)

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Olivia Wilde is looking better than ever in this nice two piece bikini.  I think that Olivia must have taken some time off from House to go and make all these movies that she has been in.  Tron did well in the theater and is on it’s way to grossing over 100 million.  Thanks to Olivia, Star Trek fans and everyone that i a real life version of the guys  The Big Bang Theory will have a nice new girl to crush on.  Check out the rest of Olivia Wilde’s sexy bikini pictures with crotch and ass close ups after (more…)

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Melissa Satta lacks the tatas, but damn does she have some ass on her.  She is reminiscent of, well I don’t know, some ho in a bikini with a nice ass.  Her ass is only 24 years old.  I thought her ass may have been Hispanic, but that booty is Italian.  She is known for having a hot ass in a bikini.  This kind of looks like the same bikini Demi Lovato’s big ass was wearing.

Are you impressed yet?  These pics are extremely high quality.  Click on one and see how ridiculously clear and huge they are.  I found a new place to get pics, and I am very pleased.  I can’t promise they will all be this good, but these sure are.  Check out some more Melissa Satta nice ass in a thong bikini pics and a few photos of her naked ass after someone yanked her bathing suit off after (more…)

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I am not going to lie.  These bikini pictures kind of suck.  It’s not like when Malin Ackerman was banging Ben Stiller’s brains out in The Heartbreak Kid.  I liked that movie.  Malin has been keeping busy lately.  She has been on a few episodes of Funny Or Die and also filming a movie with Bruce Willis called  Catch 44. Malin hasn’t broke into independent stardom yet, because , well she kind of sucks on screen. She kind of has Bride Of Chucky face, her head is too square, and her body is just mediocre.  There is nothing special about her.  Just another skinny blond with nice tits and a decent ass.  Check out some more white bikini photos of Malin Ackerman with a few good ass close ups after (more…)

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Cameron Diaz has been in her bikini a lot now.  These pics aren’t as good as the white bikini pictures, but they’ll do for now.  Her new movie Knight And Day with Tom Cruise comes out next Wednesday.  It should be pretty funny.  Tom Cruise has been taking on more comedic roles lately, like the Les Grossman character.  Les is supposed to get his own movie coming out sometime in 2011.  Cameron Diaz’s ass is still looking nice, but she looks like gained a little weight in her stomach.  Check out some more bikini pictures of Cameron Diaz’s bending over ass after (more…)

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Hayden Panettiere is going to be spending a lot of time showing off her new implants? and looking somewhat hot, somewhat troll-ish in her nice red Hello Kitty bikini.  Who picked out that swimsuit for her, her mom?  I think that Hayden must be going nuts trying to get movie roles since her shitty show Heroes got canned.

One thing that didn’t change about Hayden Panettiere is her fat vagina cameltoe in her bikini.  I think Hayden is hiding a midget in that bulge of hers.  It really makes me think that she either has the fattest puss on the planet, or she never trims her bush.  Check out a couple more pics of Hayden Panettiere in a bikini looking sexy with nice cleavage and hot close ups of her cameltoe and ass after (more…)

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Cameltoe Diaz is looking hot in this white see through bikini.  Cameron really has a nice body for an older chick.  I don’t think these pictures are too recent.  I believe that they are from the beginning of last year.  There are some really nice pics of her ass in a thong here in this bikini though.

Does that look like the ass of a woman that is almost 40?  I am not sure.  In some pictures, it looks really nice and in shape.  Cameron Diaz doesn’t look like she ever excersised a day in her life, (maybe for Charlie’s Angel’s ) but for someone who has no muscle tone, her shit isn’t hanging too bad.  Check out some more awesome see through cameltoe pictures and hot ass thong photos of Cameron Diaz on the beach after (more…)

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I usually bust out the Stank-O-Meter for Lindsay Lohan, but this time I have to applaud these most recent big breasted Lohan bikini pics. Lindsay’s rehab or probation, whatever the hell she has to do is definitely making her look better and not like so much of a crack whore.  We just saw her recent topless photos, which were a little too skinny for my taste.  Lindsay Lohan really is the “it girl” in Hollywood.  She has more papa razzi following her than any other celeb.  I think it’s because of her tits, what do you think?  Her face used to be really pretty, but age hasn’t been kind to her mug.  Check out about 18 pics of Lindsay Lohan’s most recent bikini candids & close ups showing her nice natural breasts looking bigger with since she is off the drugs and gained some weight after (more…)