Rating: ★★★★★★★★¼☆ 

Adrianne Curry’s latest naked Twitter photos lack the necessary nudity that I need to have in my life.  That, of course, is full frontal nudity with legs spread and vajajay parted like the Red Sea. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Paulina Gretzky shows that she is a massive attention whore.  She has a famous father who can buy her that hot body and doctor it up so she always looks fuckin fab-oo.  She’s hot, nice tits, nice crotch. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Adrienne Bailon shows her sexy hot body and being the attention whore that she is will strut herself like a huge slut bag ho.  Remember when she flashed her vagina on the red carpet?  I DO!

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Adrienne Bailon is a serious attention whore, and I didn’t give her any attention at first.  I forgot that she didn’t wear any panties and fully slipped out her sloppily groomed bare snatch to everyone. Here you go bitch, here is your attention!

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ 

Micaela Schafer has more wardrobe malfunctions on purpose than any other bitch that I write about.  She had pasties on, then either took them off when some smiley ass dude picked her up and had her nipples and tits almost fully exposed!

Rating: ★★★★★★¼☆☆☆ 

I used to not like Adrianne Curry and didn’t think that she was sexy.  I called her an attention whore, and I am not taking that back.  What I am going to take back is the way I described her as not being sexy and too skanky. Granted, she is skanky, but she is dirty hot as hell.  Check out a some really hot tweeted pics of Adrianne’s nice tits in bras and her incredible stomach six pack after

Stank-O-Meter ******½~~~ (6.5/10)

In the words of Nickelback, “Never made it as a B-cup, Couldn’t cut it as a C-cup with this face, Bitch you better find a blind man, that can just feel your tits without seeing you smile’ I know that the last part didn’t rhyme and was off rhythm,  but that shit da troof like they say in the song Wiggle It.  Aubrey O’day is a serious attention whore who is ugly, needs a total face remodeling and a lipo stomach tummy tuck fuck a duck and see what happens a-la Steven Tyler.  Audrey, you’re wack.  You sucked the shit out of P.Diddy’s dick. We all know it.  You are a talentless big titted dirtbomb shithound pignippled buttaface/stomach/nose/chin/chinnychinchin/let-the-sin-begin biatch.  Deal with it. 

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ 

I like this picture of MIley Cyrus.  A nice self shot picture taken of yourself, by yourself, on purpose to show everyone that you wear skimpy little lacey panties.  I mean those things are unbelievably cute and sexy.  Miley probably said, out loud, “note to self, if I bend down when I take this pic, my bra will hang out, but I can make it look like a wardrobe malfunction or accident”.  Or maybe she just said, my body is sick hot, and I want everyone to see what a woman I am and how sexy my panties are.  Either way, the other pics she looks drunk and high again. Maybe she was coming from Charlie Sheen’s porno prophylactic palace.  Check out these drunken but hot fishnet stocking leggy pics of Miley Cyrus after

Stank-O-Meter ****½~~~~~ (4.5/10)

Adrianne Curry continues her whorish display of Twitter photos. I am not complaining, but it is really a cry for attention, like a dirty attention whore!  I like how Adrianne seems to not give a shit if the whole world knows what a dick hungry skank that she is.  I really have nothing else to say about her except her ass is looking good!  Check out a nice tweeted pic of her ass in a thong, some cleavage pics and some other slutty lingerie / bikini pics after