Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

So how would you like to see Snooki in her blue nightie ready to get it on in your bed? I think that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is lonely when she isn’t filming Jersey Shore, because she Tweets all these pics of her by herself half naked.  She does have a great rack, I can’t take that away from her.  She really is an attention whore, but other than that she is good for a couple laughs.  Get ready for Jersey Shore season 2 with more big boobs and drama!  Check out some more lonely Snooki pics of her and her big fat tits after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Adrianne Curry may not be able to be the attention whore on Twitter that she has been for the last year anymore.   I heard that they may ban her from Twitpic for posting such slutty photos all the time.  She is somewhat annoying, but sometimes she looks really hot.  Peter Brady must love that Adrianne Curry is always so eager to post filthy pictures of herself.  He did marry her.  I guess since nobody is paying her to take pictures, she just does it herself.  Check out some more Adrianne Curry Twitpics including her naked in the shower, a view down her bathing suit bottoms, some doggystyle on the bed, her almost nude ass in a thong and a bunch of others after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

Jersey Shore’s J-Woww checks to see if her money maker implants are still there.  Stripping off her bikin will definitely get her some more publicity.  Too bad the picture wasn’t taken from the other side, we could have saw her big fake boobs naked!     The only thing good about Jenni J-Woww McSkankberg  is her big fake tits.  I am actually getting sick of posting pictures of them.  J-Woww and Snooki never seem to show their asses in bikinis.  They always have them covered up.  But what her and Snooki are doing is dyking out.  Actually, Snooki saw food and tried to take it out of J-Woww’s mouth! Check out their “lesbian kiss” here:

These attention whores are really earning their paychecks this season. I expect to see a lot of grimy slutty behavior.  I am sure before the show starts, I’ll have more than half of the shit that happens posted. Check out some more bikini pictures of J-Woww’s big fake tits, Snooki’s fat oompa loompa tits, and a few more pictures of J-Woww and Snooki “making out”  after (more…)

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Ashley Dupre’s cashing in her Monopoly Hugh Hefner Prostitution dollars!   I think that there is some serious “Free Parking” cash shoved up her stinky no no hole.   If Ashley lived in Monopoly world, a few years ago she would have been the dirtiest resident on Baltic Ave.  Now she moved up to Marvin Gardens.  Not quite on Park Place, but she is getting there.  I think that she would look good around the arm of a rich douchebag like Donald Trump.   Maybe she could be the next Sexprentice.  I really have nothing special  to say about her Playboy pictures.  She’s hot, her implants look good,  her vag looks like it is still in tact, well decent condition considering that  she uses it to get money to buy Valtrex.   Her tits are fake, but good fake.  They look like they are very real feeling and don’t feel like you’re holding two softballs in your hands.  Ashley looks good, but there are way more women I would have liked to see do a Playboy shoot.  I am sure there are hotter hookers in NYC, Hefner just wanted a free-bee.   Check out the rest of Ashley Dupre’s fully naked Playboy Pictorial in it’s entirety (at least the good photos) after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Tila Tequila might as well not put on any clothes.  Seriously, what the hell is her deal?  I guess she isn’t getting enough attention since she faked being pregnant.  Then she had that whole episode where she was walking around the super market in her thong with basically no dress on it was so see through. Now it seems every time she goes out, there is some kind of wardrobe malfunction.

If if isn’t her tits and nipples popping out, it’s her underwear or panties.  If it isn’t that it’s a totally see through outfit showing her thong and she is constantly bending over.  I really don’t think her face is that great, and her body is nice, well the lower half.  She has nice legs and a nice ass, but she kind of looks like an alien.  She used to do a lot of web cam porn, check out some more pictures of her being a total filthy whore slutbag with her ass almost naked in see thru lingerie, and some screen caps of her playing with herself, and a few more upskirt and nip slips after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (6.5/10)

UPDATE-See all Ashley’s Naked Playboy Pictures Here!!!!

This super high priced hooker finally posed for Playboy.  I would not have guessed any different.  I am just surprised that she didn’t do it sooner.  Maybe she waited until all her prostitution cash ran out. Also, being that she is such a trashy whore, I would have thought she would have done Hustler or Penthouse.  Hugh Hefner must have liked her and she probably gave his Viagra’d up pecker the royal hooker treatment, so she ended up here.  CHECK OUT A PREVIEW OF ASHLEY DUPRE’S NUDE PLAYBOY PHOTO SHOOT AFTER (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (3.5/5)

Adrianne Curry continues to utilize Twitter to tweet pictures of her naked ass.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely a good ass.  There could really be worse people tweeting their ass, like Roseanne Barr and Rosie O’donnell, but I wonder how Christopher Knight aka Peter Brady feels about it.

She met Knight on The Surreal Life.  I don’t think it is a very “Brady thing” to be showing your ass to all your Twitter followers, but then again, I am sure that Peter Brady has gotten so much Nick At Nite ass that Adrianne’s booty is nothing new for him.  Knight is 25 years older than Adrianne, and  I had a really hard time buying that she could be so madly in love with him to marry  him, but it seems like they are both really happy.  Check out some more of Adrianne Curry’s tweeted photos of her being slutty and an attention whore with a push up bra in lingerie after (more…)

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Kim Kardashian decided to let her towel come off and show her big bikini booty finally.  It always seems like Kim is covering up that ass that she is famous for.  I used to think that most of her bikini pictures are staged, but if that was the case, you would think that Kim would bend over and let her badonkadonk be shown to everyone.  So it poses the question, does Kim Kardashian purposely go out in her bikini and tip off the photogs so she can get her pics all over the internet?  I am not sure, but I really don’t care.  I don’t like to post any pictures of Kim unless that butt is showing.

Kim is constantly wandering the beaches, pools, and yachts in Miami in her bikini since she broke up with Reggie Bush.  I guess she is hunting for some new man meat to bounce off her big ole ass.  Reggie Bush must be loving the fact that Kim appears so desperate, I am sure he is having no problem getting some after winning the Super Bowl.  Poor Kim, I feel so bad.  NOT! Rich, heartbroken, and so much ass to go around and nobody to share it with.  So here is a nice Kim Kardashian bikini compilation with a couple nice ass pics and some big fake implant close ups of Lardassian after (more…)

Stank-O-Meter (4.5/5)

Mindy McCready’s sex tape is definitely a scumbagfest.  What a filthy skanky whore!  I seriously have no idea who she really is, except that she was on Celebrity Rehab and had a serious addiction to pain medicine.  Maybe that is because when Roger Clemens was banging her, he was all juiced up on steroids and gave it to her too hard.  From the looks of this ditch pig, she must like it rough, and Roger probably got carried away and threw a 100 mile/hr fastball up her filthy stink hole.  I think Mindy must ask for trouble.  Her e-boyfriend Billy McKnight also beat her up and choked her before he got arrested for attempted murder.  After that incident, McCreepy overdosed and attempted suicide, then after that she got pregnant with the dude who tried to kill her’s devil fetus!  Then she TRIED TO KILL HERSELF AGAIN!  WTFF?

Roger Clemen's pecker smacked her in the nose!

This bitch had a lot of luggage Clemens, what were you thinking???   She is claiming Roger  dated her for over 10 years!  All the other Yankees must have made fun of him, or maybe she was such a good fuck that she got passed around the Yankee dug out like clean urine!   Anyway, I am getting sick to my stomach writing about this ho so enjoy the shitty sex tape of McCready’s polluted vagina.  I bet she screwed Jesse James and Tiger Woods too!

Stank-O-Meter (4/5)

I’ve got to say, I am not surprised to see Tila Tequila dressed like this in the supermarket.  As advertised, Tila’s ass is on sale for $3.99.  Seriously, how much of an attention whore can one person be?  I think that this is definitely a desperation cry to get your ugly alien looking face back in the spotlight.  But what kind of spotlight is this?   Tila Tequila has really hit bottom here.  She totally faked that she was pregnant and did all this shit and put on this whore outfit just to get attention.  I wouldn’t be surprised if she paid someone or simply just blew some random stock boy in the supermarket to take these pics.  Example:

This is about as pregnant as Tila Ta Skeeza is going to get.  She is having a friggin watermelon.  If these pics weren’t staged, then what the hell is this shit all about.  I do have to say that Tila’s ass does look good here, but she has such alien head that I can’t stand to look at her face.  Bent over and in the title pic, she looks great.. but that face has got to go.  Please Tila, if you are pregnant, pay for some fetal plastic surgery so the baby doesn’t come out and get taken away for research as the next coming of ALF.  She probably would love to have an alien child so she would have a reason to be in the spotlight.  Here that aliens, if you want to bang an earthling, look for a slutty tramp food shopping in a see through dress with a thong picking up sausages off the floor and grabbing melons.  Check out some more of Tila Tequila shopping in a see thru dress wearing a thong, bending over, big cleavage, and ugly alien face after (more…)