Stank-O-Meter (4.5/10)

Pretty Wild “star” Alexis Neiers will do some jail time for breaking into Orlando Blooms house and stealing his shit.  She copped a plea and plead guilty. I don’t think they let you wear stupid hats like that in state prison.  Dumb ho that she is, she will probably try to bring her stupid hat and bathing suit into L.A. county!    Alexis got sentenced to 6 months in jail and 3 years probation for breaking into houses including stealing $600,000 worth of  Orlando Bloom’s stuff including bottles of lubrication, hobbit pornography, and his treasured prostitute underwear collection.   Check out the video of this whore crying at her sentencing courtesy of TMZ.

All I can say is THANK GOD IT WASN”T TESS TAYLOR!  What would we do if we couldn’t see Tess Taylor walking around in all her hotness?  This bitch Alexis is going to get ate up in jail like a peach.  Her peach is way rotten though.  Check out some pictures of her in her shitty lingerie looking like a used and abused whore, some ugly bikini pictures showing her so so body (compared to Tess) and some other’s of her trying to be hot after (more…)

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This post really deserved a big blast on the Stank-O-Meter, but Tess Taylor naked doing anything is too hot to rate any post with shit piles.  Tess Taylor Arlington likes to get stoned, and so does her dirtbag sister Alexis Neiers Arlington.  Props to the dude over at The Dirty for basically shoving it up Tess Taylor and her mother’s lawyers ass for posting these pictures and refusing to take them down. These bitches are retarded.  If you don’t want people to see you doing drugs, DON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF HITTING A BONG OR CRACK PIPE!!

I could care less what kind of drugs they are doing, but that definitely looks like she is heating up a crack pipe or something.  Maybe her bowl was severely resinated and she had to burn it to get it clean.  I think that Tess Taylor Arlington could have a great modeling career regardless of what kind of drugs she is doing.  She should step away from her skanky ass sister though, Alexis is not halfway as hot as Tess is and doesn’t have that great of a body.  These drugs pictures are ok to look at, but everyone just wants to keep seeing Tess Taylor Arlington’s naked perfectly shaven vagina and big real or huge fake breasts. (I still can’t decide if she has implants or not).  So check out some more pictures of Tess Taylor Arlington naked close ups of her vagina, a couple more of her topless with her nice huge tits, some of her in a see thru top and thong, and a couple of  Tess and her sister Alexis gettting F’d up on drugs after (more…)

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The girls of Pretty Wild On E! are really a bunch of sluts.  I feel really bad for the little 15 year old girl that is on there Gabrielle Neiers.  She is getting the worst example and lesson in life from her two whorish sisters.  I predict that she will grow up to make Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Theresa.  It looks like some of the Pretty Wild girls are into pole dancing also.  Go figure.  Tess Taylor is definitely the sister with the talent, and by talent I mean possible the nicest boobs Hollywood.  Check out a video of Tess Taylor and her sister Alexis Neiers or Alexis Arlington from a photo shoot in Paris.

Tess Taylor, Tess Arlington, Tess Taylor Arlington Tess Amber Taylor, whatever the hell she is calling herself these days, is definitely on the top of everyone’s slut radar. Her sister Alexis Neiers, or Alexis Arlington, the oldest isn’t the best role model either.  You can definitely see the resemblance in their faces and their bodies.  I feel bad for the little one Gabrielle.  She is going to be overwhelmed and have her childhood stolen and end up stripping at a place called Pink Punters (I think Tess was a Pole Dancer / Hole Exposer there).  The mother on the show seems like a real role model too.  Check out some pictures of Tess Taylor in lingerie in some slutty photo shoots along with her sister Alexis Neiers Arlington in some bikini pictures showing off her hot slutty body after (more…)

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Tess Taylor from the Pretty Wild on E! show continues to impress.  I don’t know why she didn’t just skip and go straight into porn.  She has bared all before, and I think that it would definitely be a good move for her.  I don’t know what she gets paid for the show on  E, but I am sure that Vivid Video or another porn company would pay her a lot more than E! is paying.  Tess’s body is totally flawless, and personally I watched about 5 minutes of the show and I think it is quite retarded. People are saying that Tess isn’t related to Gabrielle & Alexis Neiers.  I don’t really care.  Also, Alexis broke into Lindsay Lohan’s house.   I don’t care if that is true either.  I feel bad for Gabrielle Neiers.  She is only 15 and is going to grow up to be more of a trashbag dime store hooker than the other two ho’s in the show.  That’s the price of fame I guess.  Tess Taylor’s implants are almost flawless as well.  You really couldn’t tell that she has fake if they were ever clothed.  It’s just the fact of their perkyness that they are such a dead give-a-away.  Give her 15 yr old “sister” about one more year, and she will pull an Ali Lohan and go get a pair of fake boobs herself.  Anyway,  I did a previous post that showed Tess Taylor fully nude, but not like these pictures.  These include much more nudity and much more of Tess Taylor’s vagina and perfect naked body.  I thought that Tess Taylor’s vag would look all beat up and used and abused like Lindsay Lohan’s, but it doesn’t.. It seems to be in tact from what I can see.  You be the judge, check out some more of Tess Taylor’s fully naked vag, totally nude body, perfect boobs, and hot ass after (more…)