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This looks to be the Chinese version of American Idol.  I like the judges faces while the kid is singing.  This kid has an amazing voice, and if he was on our America Idol, he would probably have more people watching the show this year.  American Idol really sucks this year.  There is really no stand out star.  Adam Lambert is going to be the mentor next week. Expect him to show up wearing something like this

I guess the theme for next week is people who wear guyliner and woman’s clothing.  I expect to hear a lot of Boy George and Elton John recommendations from Adam.  Anyway, I thought that this video was pretty funny in a Susan Boyle-ish sort of way.  I am sure Adam is sitting by his computer right now with a bottle of Jergens watching this little Chinese jelly roll sing as we speak.

American Idol sent home four more contestants, and to be honest I don’t think I agree with America’s vote.  So far eight people have gone home and only two of them were white!  Ashley Rodriguez, Michelle Delamor, Haeley Vaughn, Joe Munoz, Jermaine Sellers and John Park are all of different ethnicity.   The only two white people to go home were Tyler Grady (the idiot that came out in his bathrobe) and Janelle Wheeler (who was hot, but sucked balls). Haeley Vaughn and her forever smiling lips needed to go, as did the black Pee-Wee Herman Jermaine Sellers, as did John Park just because he just plain out  sucked.  But I don’t agree with America sending home Michelle Delamor (bottom right above).   (more…)

Rumor has it that Adam Lambert was going to have little Justin Bieber sleep over his house.   Do I smell a new Michael Jackson in the making?   Probably not as supposedly it was Justin’s Idea.  With Adam’s current status as a raging butt pirate I don’t foresee it as a good idea that he spend the night.  If he did Adam might put a little make up on him and have him  looking like some of the photos below.

Well I hope for Justin’s sake that he has a great time and doesn’t get too glittered and Glamberted.  Here is a video below of Adam and Justin backstage at Jingle Ball. Adam is showing him how to glitter himself and do some kind of gay handshake.  Creepy.  I’d make a run for it Justin!

Adam,  here’s a little Bieber for you!

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Lindsay is after another gay person.  She really can’t make up her mind.  First she is a lesbian, now she probably has grown a dick and turned into a fag.  What other explanation is there for her to be chasing Adam Lambert around?  She is like a little trashy groupie and wants Adam’s big gay sausage.   Supposedly she was out at a club in L.A. and Adam was there and she was following him around like a slutty puppy.  She Tweeted that she wants to be in one of his videos.  I think I saw the casting call in the paper for “washed up skank with nice tits”  Lindsay you have a chance! Shortly after she saw Adam she left the club and ran over some poor paparazzi  guy.  Lucky for her she wasn’t driving as she looked pretty tanked in the pics below.  I bet she was so excited over seeing Adam that her Vadge Clamato Juice dripped all over the drivers hands and caused him to slip while steering, thus running down one of the thousand paps trying to take her pic.

Here is Ferras Alqaisi, the new piece for the Queen of the Screech on American Idol, Adam Lambert.  I think Adam is way out of his league and Lambert was probably feeling down about his break up with his ex and just picked up this guy when they were getting their nails done.  Ferras sorta looks like Turtle from Entourage.  I didn’t think that Adam would go for a guy with a scruffy beard.  He is probably just using him to get his daily dose of manmeat. Adam said that he will date while he is on tour, so boys get your buttplugs ready! Anyway, check out below Ferras’s Facebook profile pic, guess he likes to play house with women too.

Wow, is that a penis in Adam Lambert’s mouth?  No its not!  It’s not a titty, its just a thumb!  They must have paid him big money to do this photo shoot.  That’s the closest he’s been to a naked girl since he last took a piss in the ladies room.  Adam’s new song from the upcoming movie 2012 called “Time For Miracles”  hit the internet today.  I heard it and have to say it is a decent song, better than anything that Kris Allen is going to come out with.  Kris Allen, who is that are you asking?   Oh yeah he won American Idol due to the fact that Adam was gay and Idol didn’t want to have  a  pole smoker be the winner, so they went in cahoots with AT & T and handed out cel phones in Allen’s home town and taught people how to “super text” their votes so that they could insure a heterosexual victory.  Anyway, I think Adam will be bigger than most of the non victors on the show, maybe all except for Daughtry.  I wish him the best of luck and hope his butthole holds up through all of this publicity.