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Lil Wayne’s take on Kate Upton.  Kate Upton, dat bitch my mahfuggin pet, I go point at you and tell my dick to fuckin fetch, I’d fuck her so good and wrap her legs around my neck, then stick my missile up her ass like a Vietnam Vet.THESE GIFS ARE AWESOME.  WATCH KATES TITS BOUNCE IN YOUR FACE AFTER

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Yeah, fuckin weird.

Last years bday outfit for Miley was much better. I wish the candles were my dick and she would blow on that.

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MIley Cyrus has fucking black strippers at her birthday party.  Women strippers, with big  milkers exposed with nipple tassles, pasties and the whole 9 yards of huge labia to spread all over her face.  What a fuckin weirdo, Miley needs therapy, tattoo, then realize tattoo on her sacred young ripe tight as a turtles a hole ahole gets the tat removed, then has a birthday where she has half naked dancers.  wtf? (more…)

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Shawn Johnson is now 19 years old.  Riper that a tomato that has been sitting in your window and is as red as Charlie Sheen’s sheets.  You  can see the outline of Shawn’s tomato, the nice ripe cantaloupes that make up her ass and the little avocados ripe and ready for some cock-a-molee all after (more…)

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Sacha Parkinson who is an on screen lesbian to the best of my knowledge has a rockin bikini body.  Her tits and crotch are looking pert and ready for some carpet and nip licking action.  She is only 19 years old, same age as Kate Upton and Selena Gomez.  I think Kate has her beat in the hot woman department, but her cameltoe is looking tight as hell, so I may just have my self beat…off.  Check out Sacha Parkinson bikini crotch cameltoe vagina see thru pics after (more…)

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Kate Upton is my favorite model.  She has the nicest set of tits and a really pretty face.  Her tits are so young, only 19 years old.  They are probably going to get bigger.  I think that Kate Upton will eventually pose for Playboy and show the world those nice tits, firm ass and tight vajayajay.  Until that day, these red hot lingerie pics will have to do.  Check out Kate Upton’s nice tits in a tight bra after (more…)

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Kate Upton continues to impress me.  She makes me want to grab two plump breasts and smother them in gravy or vaseline and do them like a Roy Rogers roast beef sandwich.   Upton girl,. you really need a necklace made of pearl, you really need some jizzum in your eye, and a little bit all on your thigh, oh-ohhhh-oh-oh, and when I bang it, I bang it, hard til you cry, and when you suck it, you suck it, til you choke and die.  YEah, that got dark, but I don’t give a shit.  Billy Joel is fucked up, and so am I apparently.  Check out these hot as hell Kate Upton pics with nice cleavage and ass photos.  These are the best 19 year old teenage natural breasts around enjoy after (more…)

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Kate Upton shows that her tits are all real.  Seriously natural breasts can only bounce like this.  There is no way that implants would have that much movement.    This GIF image almost gave me a boner just looking at it.

I can’t believe the dynamic versatility of these bouncing breasts and how naturally fucking awesome that they are.  Kate will be the next hottest big titted model and redefine the modeling world for all 18 year old girls that have DD’s or better.  Kate designed her own bikini or lingerie or some shit, all I know is she designed these shits for her tits and that is good enough for me.  I would look at a dirty rag hiding Kate’s boobs behind it if I had too.  CHeck out these hot as hell big boobed and nicely lingerie pantied crotch pics of Kate Up-Boner-Ton after (more…)