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Jessica Hamby could get the dick.  I don’t give a shit if she is a vampire and whilst giving me a blowjob, her fangs could come out while I cum all over her sweet nice pale pink nippled tits.  If this red headed naturally blonde hot ass vampire bitch came knocking on my door an d I didin’t have a girlfriend I would do the dirty , hope she didn’t bite me, then bite her, paint her more whiter, and then shove my dick, two fists and a carrot up her vaginer.  Check ot Deborah Ann Woll sex scene screen caps and video stills from True Blood after
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I Want to taste Sookie‘s ??? blood, nah, nipples, yes, asshole, no I’m not into that, vagina,not really, I;d fang bang it , but preferably not eat it,  I’d rather have her blow my smoked sausage.  My sausage is smoked, well because I smoke too much.  I’m like the Notorious BIG of the dirty blog world.  I drink too much and smoke too many blunts.  So my dick be smokey, because I tokey.  Check out Sookie Stackhouse Aka Anna Paquin’s hot red lingerie bra and panties with some nice skin showing and almost having a threesome after (more…)

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Kaley Cuoco is the hotness coming back to Thursday night television.  Too bad Doogie is gay or he could have copped a nice feel here, because her tits are looking ripe!  Kaley looks really hot one time, then just OK the next, she is one of those bitches.  I;d say it’s probably more of a 70% hot 30 % ok most of the time.  Anyway, I like the show and look forward to seeing Kaley in some cosplay, check it out after (more…)

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Kim Kardashian shows that she is getting that body ready to pump out some kids and after that, get fat, eat bon bons and give Nicole Coco Austin a run for the money in the ass department.  I’m just kidding.  No I’m not. Yes you are.  No you’re not.  Shit now my split and multiple bi-polar personalities are fighting with each other due to ass over load from Lardassian princess Kim K Special K Hole, Her hole, Ass hole, Butt Hole, spunk spewage on a nice mole on your ass.  I think it’s time to end this article before I start to seizure while typing.  Kim Kardashian, hot in a bikini with a nice side ass pic after (more…)

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Megalyn Echikunwoke & Annalynne Mccord show their awesome bodies in bikinis with nice butts and some seriously tight young stuff.  What is with these hot bitches with such difficult names?  Eh-Cheek-un-woke?  Sounds like Ewok un woke.  What the hell?  I tell ya, being on the set of 90210 when they are filming shit on the beach must be a great thing and being a camera man on that piece is probably even better.   Check out Megan Echikunwoke and Annalynne Mccord with hot bikini bodies, some crotch cameltoe pics and hot ass photos after (more…)

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Anna Paquin, Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood did yet another nude sex scene.  This time she gets fucked in the snow.  Last time I think Eric fucked her in the ass.  I think if I was banging a fairy, I would probably put it in her ass also.  Fairy’s like it in the seat, like the meat in the seat, like to feel their cozy little box grip down on your johnson, SIDWEWAYS.  Any avid movie watchers, and not just watchers, but analyzers would get that joke.  Anna Paquin, Sookie Stackhouse, nude tits,naked ass, sex scene after (more…)

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JWoww is on Jimmy Fallon.  I guess that Snooki or The Situation were unavailable to show up for the interview.  There is no way that either of them weren’t first choice.  Jwoww kinda looks like a bobble head now, and her big fake tits are too big and fake.  I’d rather have Sammi or Snooki.  That is my order of penetration, Sammi, Snooki, Jwoww, Deena.  Check out some leggy and cleavage filled pics of JWoww and her tattoo on Jimmy Fallon after (more…)

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Sookie Stackhouse aka Anna Paquin takes it in the seat and up her rectum by Eric Northman in the latest episode of True Blood.l  Sookie is so dam hot, way hotter than Deborah Ann Woll.   Deb aka Jessica Hamby could lick the taint of my predecessor and then swallow my load like she is auditioning for the hotdog eating contest where that Chinese dude wins every year.  Sookie is my fav and she is in need of attention and a little dick suspension and a little anal retention after getting her butt wrecked by Eric Northman, the most confused vampire on the planet.  Check out Anna Paquin Sookie from True Blood topless nude sex scene doggystyle getting it up her ass after (more…)

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Serinda Swan looks hot as hell.  She should be on a Playboy video showing off that sick ass body.  On another note,  I hate when people who don’t live at your house show up un-announced.  Espescially without presents, if someone wants to just show up they had better bring some weed or some nice liquor.  My articles sicka when I drinks that licqa, I’m fly as hell like fucking pants wit a zippa.  Bullshit.  Piss me off.  Serinda, Swan, Not Black Swan, but a white swan with a pink vag showing tits in a bikini and bra and panties after (more…)

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Anna Paquin shows her incredible body as Sookie Stackhouse in her would be steamy sex scene with Eric Northman on True Blood.  I can’t decide who is hotter, Sookie or Jessica Hamby?  I would have to say Sookie, even though we have seen all her shit nude before, she still has it all over Jessica.  Deborah Ann Woll could definitely get it, and her tits look really nice in her sex scene with Jason Stackhouse, Sookie’s brother.  Anyway, we can hope we see much more nude sex scenes from the both of them.  Check out Sookie in her hot lingerie, white bra and panties after (more…)